History Funny / TheMisadventuresOfSkooks

* Batman eating the UsefulNotes/Xbox360 copy of ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs''. To add to it, Skooks takes a shit on it.

'''Hank:''' I don't want to lose my dong.

-->'''Shaggy:''' IIIIII'm not gonna stay around here and l-l-l-let him stay around here with his appetite for every direction.

'''Fred:''' [[AnythingThatMoves We'll give the dog the dick.]]\\

-->'''Shaggy:''' Even [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank]] was scared.
-->'''Hank:''' I don't want to lose my dong.

--> '''Mr. Wickles:''' [[NoodleIncident Thank you for finding the]] [[Manga/SoulEater moon]]! But I wish you hadn't.\\

* Fred attempts to open a door... [[AnythingThatMoves by having sex with it]].

-->'''Fred:''' It's no use; it won't budge!\\

'''[[AnythingThatMoves Fred]]:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness It's no use!]]

-->'''Shaggy:''' Watch us swooce right in! Swooce!

--> '''Velma:''' You know what I think? I think we better think of something.\\

* The quickest way to Daphne is [[WhatAnIdiot literally labeled "Quickest way to Daphne"]] [[ViolationOfCommonSense with another sign reading]] [[CallBack "SECRET BITCH"]] on top of it.

--> '''Fred:''' Well, the crate says "White-"
--> '''Velma:''' Power.
--> '''Shaggy:''' I've heard of whites before, but I've never heard of blacks!
--> ''(Obama is steamed as Shaggy and Skooks laugh)''.
--> '''Velma:''' That's a fake name, you nigger.

* "Watch me [[InherentlyFunnyWords swooce]] right in! "

--> '''Shaggy:''' I don't like it!\\

--> '''Velma:''' You know what I think? I think we better think of something.
-->'''Dick Van Dyke:''' I'll think of something.
-->'''Fred:''' And I think we better think of something.
-->'''Dick Van Dyke:''' Good thinking.

-->'''Fred:''' Oh my God! I think it's the Three Stooges!
-->'''Batman:''' Fuck you, Fred.

-->'''Robin:''' Holy shit!
-->'''Batman:''' [[SpoofAesop Always give top priority to every cave.]]

** Followed by Shaggy getting accustomed to his new sundae with a pickle on top. Fred suggests they head back home. [[BerserkButton Shaggy is none too happy about his treat being interrupted.]]

'''Skooks:''' Yeah!\\

* "I got a hunch there's a secret bitch around here, someplace."

** To be specific, part 2 starts with Shaggy joining Creator/TomCruise in his ''Film/RiskyBusiness'' dance number. Tom is then [[MadeOfExplodium blown up]] while Scientology invades the house.

'''Daphne:''' ''(glitches out)'' Fuck you, Mr. Wickles!\\
''(The gang, sans Skooks, now all have Daphne's face)''

* Fred's nightmare of Skooks giving Shaggy a handjob. Even funnier when it actually comes true less than a minute later.

-->'''Fred:''' All you and Skooks have to do is to find Daphne and get turned on, and then Daphne will shag the fish.\\

* Skooks loses control of himself thanks to Shaggy throwing a dart at his eye, and Velma gets bit by a poisonous spider. Fred's solution?

* Skooks' strange motions when Velma tells him to "make like a two million-year old watchdog" which, judging by Velma drooling afterward, is implied to be humping. When he attempts to give it to Fred...

** This is immediately followed by Shaggy and Skooks swoocing right in. By ramming right into the door.

* Fred and Daphne are still shakin' it all wrong. Meanwhile, Shaggy tries to give Skooks a blowjob and is tricked by hot dogs.

* Fred wonders where Shaggy and Skooks are. It then cuts to them having sex, with Skooks having a big stomach. Then Creator/DickVanDyke tries to get in on it.

* While the gang finds a "big, heavy stove", Shaggy spray-paints the back of Velma's head.

* ComicBook/ThePenguin angers Skooks, who decapitates him in one punch. He is then easily defeated by ComicBook/TheJoker.
* Bat Milk.

* Fred and [[Anime/DragonBallZ King Kai]]'s reaction to Shaggy wishing for onion rings instead of reviving Fred with the Dragon Balls.

* Skooks' EstablishingCharacterMoment: running with GlowingEyesOfDoom and [[HellIsThatNoise demonic barking]]. All Fred can muster is a [[OhCrap "Fuck!"]]

* "Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and--I just remembered, we're out here! ''What I wanna know is where's the caveman?''"

* Fred's nightmare of Skooks giving Shaggy a handjob. Even funnier when it actually comes true not a minute later.

* '''Skooks:''' "[[BlackComedyRape They said I couldn't rape them... I proved them wrong]]"