History Funny / TheLittleVampire

* Lord [[=McAshton=]] turning up at Tony's house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.
--> '''Lord [[=McAshton=]]:''' He's a vampire, Bob. It's not easy for a father to hear, but your son's a bloodsucking fiend.
** At this moment in time Frederick and Freda, Rudolph's vampire parents, are present to watch this. Lord [[=McAshton=]] doesn't even give them a glance.

--> '''Lord [[=McAshton=]]:''' Our family staked her. And Von.

* When Rookery theorises that Elizabeth's body is in an unmarked grave, safely away from the family vault, and Lord [[=McAshton=]] asks why.

* Lord {{=McAshton=}} turning up at Tony's house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.
--> '''Lord {{=McAshton=}}:''' He's a vampire, Bob. It's not easy for a father to hear, but your son's a bloodsucking fiend.
** At this moment in time Frederick and Freda, Rudolph's vampire parents, are present to watch this. Lord {{=McAshton=}} doesn't even give them a glance.

--> '''Lord {{=McAshton=}}:''' Our family staked her. And Von.

* When Rookery theorises that Elizabeth's body is in an unmarked grave, safely away from the family vault, and Lord {{=McAshton=}} asks why.

* Lord {{McAshton}} turning up at Tony's house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.
--> '''Lord {{McAshton}}:''' He's a vampire, Bob. It's not easy for a father to hear, but your son's a bloodsucking fiend.
** At this moment in time Frederick and Freda, Rudolph's vampire parents, are present to watch this. Lord {{McAshton}} doesn't even give them a glance.

--> '''Lord {{McAshton}}:''' Our family staked her. And Von.

* When Rookery theorises that Elizabeth's body is in an unmarked grave, safely away from the family vault, and Lord {{McAshton}} asks why.

* Lord (=McAshton=) turning up at Tony's house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.
--> '''Lord (=McAshton=):''' He's a vampire, Bob. It's not easy for a father to hear, but your son's a bloodsucking fiend.
** At this moment in time Frederick and Freda, Rudolph's vampire parents, are present to watch this. Lord (=McAshton=) doesn't even give them a glance, despite their outdated dress, until Bob says that their aristocrats.

--> '''Lord (=McAshton=):''' Our family staked her. And Von.

* When Rookery theorises that Elizabeth's body is in an unmarked grave, safely away from the family vault, and Lord (=McAshton=) asks why.

* Lord {=McAshton=} turning up at Tony's house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.
--> '''Lord {=McAshton=}:''' He's a vampire, Bob. It's not easy for a father to hear, but your son's a bloodsucking fiend.
** At this moment in time Frederick and Freda, Rudolph's vampire parents, are present to watch this, with Frederick even assuring Lord {=McAshton=} that Tony isn't a vampire.

--> '''Lord {=McAshton=}:''' Our family staked her. And Von.

* When Rookery theorises that Elizabeth's body is in an unmarked grave, safely away from the family vault, and Lord {=McAshton=} asks why.

* Lord {{McAshton}} turning up at Tony's house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.
--> '''Lord {{McAshton}}:''' He's a vampire, Bob. It's not easy for a father to hear, but your son's a bloodsucking fiend.

--> '''Lord {{McAshton}}:''' Our family staked her. And Von.

* When Rookery theorises that Elizabeth's body is in an unmarked grave, safely away from the family vault, and Lord {{McAshton}} asks why.

* Lord {{McAshton}} turning up at Tony's parents house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.

* Lord McAshton turning up at Tony's parents house to give Tony's parents a stake to kill him with.
--> '''Lord McAshton:''' He's a vampire, Bob. It's not easy for a father to hear, but your son's a bloodsucking fiend.

* In "The little vampire travels" Anton gives Rudiger his "lederhosen" and his Tirolian hat for a disguise. Anton thinks that Rudiger looks absolutely ridiculous wearing them, but the little vampire himself finds them wonderful. He starts dancing around flamboyantly calling himself "Rudiger the graceful" while Anna and Anton try to stifle their laughs.

* In "The little vampire travels" Anton gives Rudiger his "lederhosen" and his Tirolian hat for a disguise. Rudiger looks absolutely ridiculous wearing them, but he himself finds them wonderful. He starts dancing around flamboyantly while Anna and Anton try to stifle their laughs.

* In the movie, Rookery, thinking Tony's a vampire, holds up a lit-up cross, as organ music plays, he does it again, but nothing happens, and the organ music fails and he asks, "What kind of bloodsucker are you?"