History Funny / TerminatorGenisys

'''Pops:''' ''[slightly put out]'' My auditory circuits have not degraded...

* At the end of the prologue when the Resistance has seized Skynet's time machine, Kyle is informed that he'll have to be naked to use it. The woman who tells him this looks like she's [[FemaleGaze looking forward to the show.]]

'''Pops: (slightly put out)''' My auditory circuits have not degraded...

'''Sarah Connor:''' Well the flesh they put on the cyborgs is normal human tissue. It ages.

-->'''O'Brien:''' ''[draws gun on Reese]'' LAPD! Freeze!
-->'''Garber:''' ''[groans as he gets to his feet]'' All right, that freakin' hurt.
-->'''O'Brien:''' Garber, you okay?
-->'''Garber:''' You tell me, O'Brien.
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' You're human. ''[stands up]'' Hey, you got to let me go.
-->'''O'Brien:''' ''[hands shaking]'' Face down! Hands on your back, or I will shoot!
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' Listen to me...''[Garber hits him from behind with his billy club]'' Hey! It's coming, all right? You need to listen to me, or we're all going to die.
-->''[cut to the two cops leading Reese out in handcuffs]''
-->'''O'Brien:''' I had it under control. ''[chuckles]''
-->'''Garber:''' Yeah, okay, T.J. Hooker. ''[The T-1000 emerges from a mirror]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Here's what you don't do your first day on the beat: use lethal force on the delusional homeless guy.]] ''[beat]'' By the way, you're filling out the paperwork on this-''[The T-1000 impales Garber through the back]''
-->'''O'Brien:''' Garber! ''[As Garber falls, the T-1000 swings its stabbing arm at Reese, who dodges, and O'Brien empties his revolver at it. The T-1000 has a face of "deja vu", recalling Reese shooting it just a few minutes ago to similar effect]''
-->'''O'Brien:''' [[OhCrap Shit!]]

-->'''O'Brien:''' That's got to be an alien, like from outer space!
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' It's a machine that kills humans. Uncuff me!
-->'''O'Brien:''' [[SkewedPriorities No, you're under arrest!]]
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' What part of "kills humans" is confusing to you? ''[The T-1000 begins shooting]'' Handcuffs! ''[O'Brien unlocks Reese's handcuffs and gets on the radio]''
-->'''O'Brien:''' O'Brien! Officer down! We need backup. It's a...robot! ''[the T-1000 drops its gun in favor of turning its arms into long blades]'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We're screwed, aren't we?]]
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' Pretty much.

-->'''Sarah Connor:''' Reese, right? Kyle Reese?
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' ''[stammering]'' You're-You're Sarah.
-->'''Sarah Connor:''' Yeah, I know that. You hit your head back there?

-->'''Sarah Connor:''' Oh, great. That's just great.
-->'''Pops:''' I did not kill him. ''[hands Reese's rifle to Sarah]'' We do not have long before the T-1000 acquires our position. ''[grabs Reese by his coattails and lifts him into the back of the van]'' Arguing with Kyle Reese puts us at a strategic disadvantage.
-->'''Sarah Connor:''' ''[glares at him; annoyed]'' Bite me.
-->'''Pops:''' That is a very immature response.

-->'''Kyle Reese:''' I need answers, all right? Right now. How'd that liquid metal thing know where to intercept me? Huh? Where'd it come from? ''[looks at Pops]'' And who the hell's the skin job? Wha-what the hell is going on?
-->'''Sarah Connor:''' Sorry, we were a little busy with the whole "life and death" combat thing, and then you attacked Pops!
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' ''[looks at Sarah in disbelief]'' You ''named'' it?
-->'''Pops:''' Hello, Kyle Reese. ''[turns around to face Kyle]'' It is nice to meet you. ''[gives its creepy smile]''
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' Are you kidding me?
-->'''Sarah Connor:''' I've been trying to teach him to blend in. ''[Pops loses the smile]'' [[{{Understatement}} I know, it needs work.]]
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' It's a Terminator! The only reason it blends in is to kill humans.
-->'''Sarah Connor:''' Pops doesn't ''kill'' anyone! [[TechnicalPacifist A lot of leg wounds, though.]]
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' It looks old. I've never seen a terminator old before.
-->'''Sarah Connor:''' Well the flesh they put on the cyborgs is normal human tissue. It ages.

--> '''Pops:''' Kyle Reese. I've seen (glances down) little (looks up again) to indicate that you're a fit guardian for Sarah Connor.
--> '''Kyle:''' You know you're not her dad, right?

-->'''Sarah Connor:''' You can't hold us here.
-->'''First Interrogator:''' You had enough weapons to invade the Sudan. We call that "probable cause".
-->''[Cut to Reese's interrogation]''
-->'''Second Interrogator:''' ''[picks up the electromagnetic gauntlet]'' What are these for? ''[the gauntlet immediately attracts a steel chair to the table]''
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' [[BlatantLies I use it to find my keys.]]
-->'''Second Interrogator:''' No one likes a smartass, son. Didn't your mother teach you that?
-->'''Kyle Reese:''' Uh, my mom was Irish, so [[FightingIrish she encouraged my smartassedness]].
---> ''[We see that a 12-year-old Kyle is watching the interrogation with his parents, and his mom is speaking with an Irish accent.]''

--->'''Detective O'Brien:''' I gotta understand; I know what's going on here has got to be really, really complicated-
--->'''Sarah Connor:''' We are here to stop the end of the world.
--->'''Detective O'Brien:''' ...I can work with that.

-->'''O'Brien''': That's a new breacher. Big blast, no shrapnel. Blows a door clean off. ({{Beat}} as he looks at Pops) [[DeadpanSnarker Y'know, for people who can't]] [[TheJuggernaut do it by themselves.]]

--->'''Sarah Connor:''' [[Film/TotalRecall1990 You got a job in construction?]]
--->'''Pops''' Until I was laid off.

** And the SFPD assessment of the situation once they're brought into custody:
-->'''Inspector:''' Two naked perps try to blow themselves up on a freeway. All they do is make a really big pothole. Thank God for incompetent terrorists.

* Pops asking this question: [[spoiler: "Did you mate?"]] to Sarah Connor.
* Why was Pops late to meet up with Kyle and Sarah when they [[spoiler: time traveled to 2017]]? "[[Film/{{Eraser}} Stuck in traffic.]]" Undoubtedly the result of that traffic accident.

* The T-3000 and T-800 [[spoiler: being pulled towards an overloading MRI. It's the [[OhCrap expressions on their faces]] that make it]].

* Pops, [[spoiler: after being flung out of the bus by the T-3000 John Connor, smashes head first into a police car windshield, looks at the clearly stunned police officer and said the following gem.]]

* [[spoiler:[[ShutUpHannibal "John Connor talks too much."]]]]
** The way Pops says the above line was quite funny. [[spoiler: Keep in mind the T-800 just impaled the T-3000 John Connor with a piece of steel into a computer screen wall.]]
* [[spoiler: Pops was able to infiltrate the Genisys Facility by working as a construction worker. However, being a Terminator didn't make him immune to recession jokes.]]

** [[spoiler:This is doubly funny for the fact it can be an (unintentional?) ActorAllusion: Schwarzenegger ''was'' [[http://www.factfiend.com/how-arnold-schwarzenegger-turned-bricks-into-a-fortune/ a bricklayer upon settling in California]], so it's not implausible!]]
* [[spoiler: Skynet aka Genisys is also quite a DeadpanSnarker too in this timeline, especially in the final battle scene near the end of the movie.]]
--->[[spoiler: '''[=Skynet/Genisys=] System''': What was it you said? ''I don't think so?'']]
* [[spoiler: During the scene in which Kyle and Sarah kiss for the first time in the ''Genisys'' timeline, we see the T-800 giving his [[TheUnsmile creepy smile]] '''YET again.''']]

* [[spoiler:While Pops, Kyle, and Sarah are placing their bombs to destroy Cyberdyne, Skynet's holographic avatar appears to each one of them via emitters for EvilGloating about how they will fail. Kyle and Sarah each give a nice ShutUpHannibal response before shooting out the emitter in front of them. But it's Pops who has the best moment of the three; Skynet appears and only gets a few words out before Pops just shoots out the emitter, without bothering to even turn his head.]]

* The way Sarah confronts the T-3000 [[spoiler:John Connor stepping on Pops in the end looks like a parent chiding their child for playing rough with their grandparents. "John? Stop. Now!"]]

-->'''Garber:''' Yeah, okay, T.J. Hooker. ''[The T-100 emerges from a mirror]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Here's what you don't do your first day on the beat: use lethal force on the delusional homeless guy.]] ''[beat]'' By the way, you're filling out the paperwork on this-''[The T-1000 impales Garber through the back]''

---> ''[We see that a 12-year-old Kyle is watching the interrogation with his parents, and his mom is speaking with an Irish accent.]]''

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* The way Sarah confronts the T-3000 [[spoiler:John Connor stepping on Pops in the end looks like a parent chiding their child for playing rough with their grandparents. "John? Stop. Now!"]]

* [[spoiler:While Pops, Kyle, and Sarah are placing their bombs to destroy Cyberdyne, Skynet's holographic avatar appears to each one of them via emitters to give a HannibalLecture about how they will fail. Kyle and Sarah each give a nice ShutUpHannibal response before shooting out the emitter in front of them. But it's Pops who has the best moment of the three; Skynet appears and only gets a few words out before Pops just shoots out the emitter, without bothering to even turn his head.]]

* In a scene where the Terminator/Guardian is looking over a new type of ammo, he mentions that he'd looked it up on Guns & Ammo.

** The first time was the best one: Kyle is awaken by Sarah listening to "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones on her cassette.

-->'''Sarah Connor:''' I've been trying to teach him to blend in. ''[Pops loses the smile]'' I know, it needs work.

** And before that he told a human driver: "Bite me" when the former told him to move his vehicle out of the way, which is a callback to earlier in the film when Sarah told him "Bite me" and he countered, "That is a very immature response."
** Made even funnier by the fact that it ''worked'' - the annoyed driver gave up and got back in his car.

* Pops, [[spoiler: after being flung out of the School Bus by the T-3000 John Connor, smashes head first into a police car windshield, looks at the clearly stunned police officer and said the following gem.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KATPfGDF790 Kyle, Sarah, and the T-800 getting arrested by the SFPD in 2017.]] The scene immediately cuts to them getting their mugshots taken, all while [[Series/{{COPS}} "Bad Boys"]] by Inner Circle plays in the background. The way the camera is positioned, because Sarah is so short compared to the other two, we only see the top of her head in the frame, while the T-800 gives his [[TheUnsmile creepy smile]] again for his photo.
* Kyle's and Sarah's interrogations:

-->'''Kyle Reese:''' I use it to find my keys.

-->'''Kyle Reese:''' Uh, my mom was Irish, so she encouraged my smartassedness.
---> ''Scene cuts to 12-year-old Kyle watching the interrogation with his parents, and his mom speaking with an Irish accent.''
** There's also 'Pops' 'interrogation': he just sits there, motionless, and says absolutely nothing whatsoever.

** And one of the cops referring to Pops as [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Lurch.]]

-->'''Kyle Reese:''' It's a terminator! The only reason it blends in is to kill humans.

--->'''Pops:''' Nice to see you! '''GetOut'''

-->'''Second Interrogator:''' ''[picks up the electro-magnetic gauntlet]'' What are these for? ''[the gauntlet immediately attracts a steel chair to the table]''

-->'''Kyle Reese:''' Uh, my mom was Irish, so she encouraged my smartass-edness.

* The way Sarah confronts the T-3000 [[spoiler:John Connor stepping on Pops in the end looks like a parent [[YouLeaveHimAlone]] chiding their child for playing rough with their grandparents. "John? Stop. Now!"]]

* The way Sarah confronts the T-3000 [[spoiler:John Connor stepping on Pops in the end looks like a parent chiding their child for playing rough with their grandparents. "John? Stop. Now!"]]

* The way Sarah confronts the T-3000 John Connor stepping on Pops in the end looks like a parent chiding their child for playing rough with their grandparents. "John? Stop. Now!"

* The way Sarah confronts the T-3000 John Connor stepping on Pops in the end looks like a parent chiding their child for playing rough with their grandparents. "John? Stop it. Right now!"

* * The way Sarah confronts the T-3000 John Connor stepping on Pops in the end looks like a parent chiding their child for playing rough with their grandparents. "John? Stop it. Right now!"

* In a scene where the Terminator/Guardian is looking over a new type of ammo, he mentions that he'd looked it up on Guns & Ammo.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KATPfGDF790 Kyle, Sarah, and the T-800 getting arrested by the SFPD in 2017.]] The scene immediately cuts to them getting their mugshots taken, all while [[Series/{{Cops}} "Bad Boys"]] by Inner Circle plays in the background. The way the camera is positioned, because Sarah is so short compared to the other two, we only see the top of her head in the frame, while the T-800 gives his [[TheUnsmile creepy smile]] again for his photo.

* Why was Pops late to meet up with Kyle and Sarah when they [[spoiler: time traveled to 2017]]? "Traffic." Undoubtedly the result of that traffic accident.

--->'''Pops:''' Nice to see you! '''Get Out!'''

--->[[spoiler: '''Skynet/Genisys System''': What was it you said? ''I don't think so?'']]

* A MythologyGag of sorts when Pops reveals he kept up to date on this era's weapons on gunsandammo.com, noting how some of the stuff in the precinct is even more advanced than that.:
-->'''O'Brien''': That's a new breacher. Blows a door off with no shrapnel. ({{Beat}} as he looks at Pops) [[DeadpanSnarker Y'know, for people who can't]] [[TheJuggernaut do it by themselves.]]

* Detective O'Brien's annoyance at finding that Pops destroyed the security monitors. He just sounds so casually annoyed about the whole situation, it really drives the point home that, as absurd as it is, he's had thirty years to accept the impossible.
-->'''Detective O'Brien:''' Goddamn time traveling robots! Covering up their goddamn tracks! I hate them!

* Pops saying: "Sarah Connor, seatbelt."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DMRBEI2IOU Kyle, Sarah, and the T-800 getting arrested by the SFPD in 2017.]] The scene immediately cuts to them getting their mugshots taken, all while [[Series/{{Cops}} "Bad Boys"]] by Inner Circle plays in the background. The way the camera is positioned, because Sarah is so short compared to the other two, we only see the top of her head in the frame, while the T-800 gives his [[TheUnsmile creepy smile]] again for his photo.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvaQxbiFGsk&feature=youtu.be Kyle, Sarah, and the T-800 getting arrested by the SFPD in 2017.]] The scene immediately cuts to them getting their mugshots taken, all while [[Series/{{Cops}} "Bad Boys"]] by Inner Circle plays in the background. The way the camera is positioned, because Sarah is so short compared to the other two, we only see the top of her head in the frame, while the T-800 gives his [[TheUnsmile creepy smile]] again for his photo.