History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012

-->'''Raph:''' And you, gappy, why do you sound so weird?
-->'''Donnie:''' ''Me'' sound weird? Heard yourself lately?
** Keep in mind, both of them are voiced by Rob Paulsen.

-->'''Mikey:''' Kraang Subprime?

[[folder: Season 3]]

* Casey exclaiming that being cursed is worse than being poisoned by Karai. But then he remembers ''[[MouthtoMouthForceFeeding how]]'' he was poisoned. The romantic jazz music and the dorky voice he uses after really makes the scene.

* Splinter casually walking on a giant hamster wheel.

* For a while, the psionic extractor has been set up as this traumatically painful means of extracting information, to the point the other triceratons are [[EvenEvilHasStandards mortified]] that Mozar would suggest using on Mikey when they've previously used it on hardened war criminals. It seems as though it's going to be dark and grueling.
...but [[BaitAndSwitch that's not the case for Mikey]]. Instead, all they manage to do is [[{{Unishment}} give him the most exciting experience of his life]]!

--> '''Donnie:''' That's not possible! If he was bitten, it's venom, not poison!

* Mikey eats something from the ground...and he gets squicked out when he finds out it's Karai's shedded scales [[{{Squick}} (basically he just ate his sister's dandruff).]]

* After Mikey uses one of the vials of retro-mutagen to Stockman of his mutation (without Donnie's permission), Stockman complains about being cured, since he viewed it as CursedWithAwesome. Mikey knocks the UngratefulBastard out in response. And then there's the exchange that follows with Donnie:

** Mikey's song as he's throwing toppings onto the pizza, especially when [[CutenessProximity Ice-cream Kitty joins in.]]

** The best part may be that the taunt itself is incredibly tame once you translate it:
--->'''Donnie:''' The one who's called your mother wears the boots that are made for combat!

*
-->'''Raph''': I can't believe I'm saying this but, 'get it together, Captain! You're our leader, so act like one!'
--> '''Leo''': That was the anxiety ray talking.
--> '''Raph''': What, that's it? You're not gonna slap yourself?

'''Splinter:''' Oh! I did not realize he said ''mean things!'' Of ''course'' you had no choice but to ''jeopardize your mission!''\\

''*Raph punches Mikey*''\\

'''Mikey:'' Buu-urn...\\

-->'''April''': Well, I guess we ''can'' just sit here.
* After getting a mini-lecture from Splinter about how there are no "right or wrong" decisions, only choices, Leo learns that the reason he was chosen to be the leader was because [[spoiler:he asked for it]]. Shocked, he asks if even Mikey would've been an option.
-->'''Splinter''': [[BrokenAesop Nooo, that would have been wrong.]]

-->'''Donnie:''' It's over, [[spoiler: Falco]], we know it was you who [[spoiler: mutated Rockwell]].
-->'''[[spoiler: Falco:]]''' I used him as a guinea pig.

* When Donnie says how cool it would be to have Karai (a kunoichi) on their side, April reminds him that she is a kunoichi (in training-- [[spoiler:she becomes a full one in season 4]]), causing Donnie to get all flustered [[DiggingYourselfDeeper trying to explain and he ends up telling April she's pretty]] before Raph finally steps in and covers his mouth.

* The giant sea monster from Dimension X [[spoiler:''falling in love with the T-Sub'']].

-->'''Shredder''': Do they all speak [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment like this?]]

-->'''Donatello''': Uh oh, text message from you know who.

-->'''Donatello''': Text message from everybody but Mikey knows who.

-->'''Mikey''': Look, I'm Leo. Guys, we have to be quiet, ninjas are supposed to be quiet, quiet down.
-->'''Leo''': I sound nothing like that!
-->'''Raph''': Yes, that's why we're laughing, because you sound nothing like that.

-->'''Raphael''': If I ever get that excited about a centrifuge, please put me out of my misery.

-->'''Raphael''': [[SarcasmMode Great idea! Let's take the mutant wasp egg in our home where we live! What's the worst that could happen?]]
* The montage of Mikey [[spoiler: keeping himself in control from the virus while he finishes the antibody.]]

* Raphael trying to put a good word in for Donnie with April at the end is hilarious in how overblown it is. [[spoiler: So is Donnie's reaction when it works and she hugs him!]]

* The fact that Raphael carries a live pigeon around, acts all sweet and gentle towards it, and can use that single pigeon to [[spoiler: call a full flock of pigeons to do his bidding.]]

* Michelangelo's reaction to the revelation that [[spoiler: April is a half-human, half-alien ''mutant''.]]
-->'''Michelangelo:''' [[spoiler: Aw yeah, welcome to the family!]]

* Mikey's lame RousingSpeech to Leo and Raph after [[spoiler: Tiger Claw takes Splinter hostage]].

* Leo, Ralph and Donnie acting like stoners after [[spoiler: eating mutagenized pizza.]]
** Master Splinter [[spoiler: just letting out a belch after Mikey pleads with him that he didn't eat the mutagen pizza.]]
* Even though it was rather disturbing, Mikey [[spoiler: eating his way out of captivity and then eating PIZZA FACE FROM THE INSIDE OUT]] warrants a disturbed chuckle.

* The sheer inanity of [[spoiler:a giant pizza who sings about turning people into zombies so that he can then turn them into calzones that he eats. ]]

* [[spoiler:Irma turning out to be a Kraang infiltrator?]] Shocking and a bit unsettling. [[spoiler:Said Kraang infiltrator being voiced by Creator/GilbertGottfried?]] Funny.

* When [[spoiler: Mrs. O' Neil]] wakes up and sees the turtles, she unsurprisingly freaks out and tries to run away on account that they're mutants. Casey stops her and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments assures her the turtles are good mutants]]...
-->'''Casey''': Except for Donnie, he's kind of a jerk.
-->'''Donnie''': Yeah-- *realizes what Casey just said* HEY!

-->'''Raph''': You just had to pull a Mikey, didn't you?

* [[spoiler:Zeck]] constantly screaming about how much he hates being called Bebop.

-->'''Sub Prime''': You guys are as dumb as a bunch of rocks! Seriously! What's taking so long?! \\
'''Kraang''': Much of Kraang's mutagen supply was spent in the invasion of the city known as New York City. \\
'''Sub Prime''': What is it with "the Kraang's invasion of the city known as New York City"?! What is that?! We've been here for thousands of years yet can't even speak proper English?! \\
'''Kraang''': Kraang does not understand the query known as Kraang Sub-Prime's query.

* What ultimately defeats Kavaxas, a {{Nigh Invulnerab|ility}}le dragon man from another dimension? [[spoiler:Chewing gum.]]
-->'''Kavaxus: Impossible! [[spoiler: The seal cannot be fixed! How- ''How is it working!?'']]'''\\
'''Mikey:''' [[spoiler: Cause I'm super dope like that fool!]]

** This can also causes some MoodWhiplash BlackComedy in regards to [[spoiler: [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130725121241/tmnt/images/5/55/Baxter_fly_2013.jpg Baxter Stockman's]] [[BodyHorror fly mutation.]]]] Especially when going into things like their [[SweetTooth sugar addition to a particular brand of chocolate bars]] (complete with mascot design) and how their build and posture stills shows how much a nerd they are.
---> Stylish [[spoiler: Baxter-Fly]] still sports sweater, chinos and moustache.

-->'''Splinter:''' True. Let's find you a weapon.

* After getting a mini-lecture from Splinter about how there are no "right or wrong" decisions, only choices, Leo learns he was chosen as the leader was because [[spoiler:he asked for it.]] Shocked, he asks if Mikey would've been an option.

* When the Turtles and Casey are standing idly in the TCRI elevator, [[Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014 Mikey begins beatboxing and tapping his nunchucks together to make a beat]]. Raph [[DopeSlap slaps]] him seconds later.

-->'''Sub Prime''': You guys are as dumb as a bunch of rocks! Seriously! What's taking so long?!
-->'''Kraang''': Much of Kraang's mutagen supply was spent in the invasion of the city known as New York City.
-->'''Sub Prime''': What is it with "the Kraang's invasion of the city known as New York City"?! What is that?! We've been here for thousands of years yet can't even speak proper English?!
-->'''Kraang''': Kraang does not understand the query known as Kraang Sub-Prime's query.

* Casey nailing Tiger Claw in the fur patch. Complete with Tiger Claw mewling like a kitten.