History Funny / SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole

* How do you choose your character's skin color? By choosing the difficulty.
-->'''[[PoliticallyIncorrectHero The Coon]]''': Don't worry, this doesn't affect combat - just every other aspect of your whole life.

---->'''Toolshed:''' [[CatchPhrase Oh, my God, they killed]] [[SubvertedCatchphrase Cartman!]] ({{beat}}) [[LampshadeHanging I said "Oh, my God, they killed Cartman!"]]\\

'''[[MamaBear Sheila:]]''' [[CatchPhrase What, what, WHAAAAAAAT!?]] ''[[OhCrap (Comes out into the backyard)]]'' [[MamaBear Who's picking on you!?]]

-->[[CallBack Never fart on someone's balls[]

** Similarly, quite a few characters have rather humorous reactions to the New Kid using [=TimeFart={ Summon:

* Call Girl's companion quest involves fixing a problem with her data plan, so she goes over to the [[BlandNameProduct D-Mobile]] store, only to find it taken over by Crab People.

* After stopping the Crab People, you free the real D-Mobile staff. As they're heading over to thank you, one of the workers notes that the crab people "Look like crabs, but kiss like people". Plus, when you loot the defeated Crab People, one of them has a "Used Lipstick" in the ShopFodder you get.

* If you decide to play as a cis girl, the New Kid will be said to have always been a girl ([[{{Retcon}} despite clearly being a boy in]] ''[[{{Retcon}} The Stick of Truth]]''), and the explanation for this is that, with the exception of Wendy, [[FailedASpotCheck nobody in town ever noticed]]. The kicker? The boys constantly take note of your feminine features throughout the entire game, yet somehow ''never'' figure out that you're actually a girl.

-->Never fart on someone's balls
-->If you're having trouble winning in combat, try getting better at the game
-->Read the loading screen to get tips while the game loads

-->'''Mysterion:''' Hey Craig, think you could have a shittier costume?\\

---->'''Toolshed:''' [[CatchPhrase Oh, my God, they killed]] [[BaitAndSwitch Cartman!]] ({{beat}}) [[LampshadeHanging I said "Oh, my God, they killed Cartman!"]]\\
'''Human Kite:''' [[BaitAndSwitch What? I don't care. Do you?]]\\

** Similarly, quite a few characters have rather humorous reactions to the New Kid using TimeFart Summon:

** During the scene where Mackey has the New Kid state their gender, he becomes incredibly confused if you tell him you're a cisgender female or a transgender male, because the new kid was very obviously a male at birth.

'''Old Mechanic:''' Oh, now you ''really'' don't wanna go down ''that'' road.

** The insane scene where you help the Gay Fish's mother get to Heaven by having to play ''VideoGame/FlappyBird'' with a fish riding a unicorn that farts rainbows. The best part? If you fail more than twice, [[AntiFrustrationFeature the game gives you]] ''[[AntiFrustrationFeature 25 lives]]'', making it impossible to fail without intentionally doing so.

---> '''Sous Chef:''' Oh shit, the Head Chef's dead! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'm the]] [[KlingonPromotion new Head Chef!]]