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* The Ben Affleck/N.E.R.D. episode features three short videos of characters getting into increasingly insane situations while vacationing in Thailand. The first one is some standard BlackComedy with a businessman who wakes up with a dead prostitute and calls a friend for the name of "that Dutch guy who helps clean up messes," but the second one CrossesTheLineTwice with Ben Affleck, high on komodo dragon venom, ''selling a woman to cover his gambling debts''.[[note]]"Nobody is selling anybody, okay? I'm... giving you to these guys to cover some temporary losses I've incurred from [[DidntThinkThisThrough gambling on Russian Roulette]]."[[/note]]
-->'''Woman:''' ''(being dragged away)'' Ow! Let go of me!\\
'''Affleck:''' You're being selfish! You don't need both your kidneys!\\
'''Woman:''' This is not my idea of a honeymoon! Ben Affleck! Dammit!
** In the final spot, the man from the first one needs the phone number again because the number's in his wallet and his wallet's in a dead guy who was killed by a baby komodo dragon brought into the room by Ben Affleck, who then killed the lizard because "That thing was making fun of me!" And for some reason he also brought Kelly Ripa with him.
-->'''Ripa:''' ''(screaming)'' We gotta ''cut'' this dead guy up and put him in a ''bag!'' This is ''bad'', man! ''Baaad!''
** Oh, and these are all tourism ads for Thailand.
-->'''Ben Affleck:''' [[TheStinger Hey, old man — you know anyone who wants to buy a suitcase full of panda meat?]]
-->'''Woman:''' ''(being dragged away)'' Ow! Let go of me!\\
'''Affleck:''' You're being selfish! You don't need both your kidneys!\\
'''Woman:''' This is not my idea of a honeymoon! Ben Affleck! Dammit!
** In the final spot, the man from the first one needs the phone number again because the number's in his wallet and his wallet's in a dead guy who was killed by a baby komodo dragon brought into the room by Ben Affleck, who then killed the lizard because "That thing was making fun of me!" And for some reason he also brought Kelly Ripa with him.
-->'''Ripa:''' ''(screaming)'' We gotta ''cut'' this dead guy up and put him in a ''bag!'' This is ''bad'', man! ''Baaad!''
** Oh, and these are all tourism ads for Thailand.
-->'''Ben Affleck:''' [[TheStinger Hey, old man — you know anyone who wants to buy a suitcase full of panda meat?]]
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-->'''Monster''': "No! She was ''thirteen''! I'm a monster, but that's just ''sick''!"
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-->'''Monster''': "No! She was ''thirteen''! I'm a monster, but that's just ''sick''!"''[[EvenEvilHasStandards sick]]''!"
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** The May 16, 2009 episode has Creator/TomHanks appearing as [[AdamWesting a horribly inept version of himself]]. Among other things, he gets his hand stuck in a pickle jar, is trapped in a laundry bag, and ends up slipping and falling during Final Jeopardy, breaking his podium in the process. There's also the return of [[Creator/BurtReynolds Turd Ferguson]], who appears halfway through the sketch, only to inexplicably disappear again during Final Jeopardy, much to Trebek's confusion.
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** The May 16, 2009 episode has Creator/TomHanks appearing as [[AdamWesting a horribly inept version of himself]].himself]], prompting Trebek to sadly state "I had such high hopes for you". Among other things, he gets his hand stuck in a pickle jar, is trapped in a laundry bag, and ends up slipping and falling during Final Jeopardy, breaking his podium in the process. There's also the return of [[Creator/BurtReynolds Turd Ferguson]], who appears halfway through the sketch, only to inexplicably disappear again during Final Jeopardy, much to Trebek's confusion.
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* The Christopher Walken/Foo Fighters episode's cold open is a ''Hardball'' sketch. The U.S. is about to invade Iraq, and Chris Matthews comes out swinging with his first guest, Undersecretary of Defense Douglas Feith.
-->'''Matthews:''' I haven't seen a group of people this crazy for blood since the Cobra Kai chased Daniel-san out of the Halloween dance in ''The Karate Kid''!\\
'''Feith:''' ''(bewildered)'' What?\\
'''Matthews:''' Answer the question!\\
'''Feith:''' You didn't ''ask'' me a question!\\
'''Matthews:''' ''Answer it!''
-->'''Matthews:''' I haven't seen a group of people this crazy for blood since the Cobra Kai chased Daniel-san out of the Halloween dance in ''The Karate Kid''!\\
'''Feith:''' ''(bewildered)'' What?\\
'''Matthews:''' Answer the question!\\
'''Feith:''' You didn't ''ask'' me a question!\\
'''Matthews:''' ''Answer it!''
