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* The series of {{Flat What}}s that pop up as the [[SerialEscalation action portion]] of the film suddenly begins out of nowhere:
-->'''Mr. Potts:''' That just isn't any old boat out there... That is the private yacht of the notorious Baron Bomburst!
-->''(cut to the boat where said Baron screams to his men about wanting old Chitty)''
-->'''Diva:''' Ummm... ''[[FlatWhat what?]]''
-->'''Mr. Potts:''' ...What none of us have noticed is that while we've been sitting here, the tide has been coming in... Now, we're completely cut off!
-->''(cue the camera zooming out to reveal that Chitty is caught in the middle of the ocean)''
-->'''[[Series/TheMuppetShow Sam Eagle:]]''' ...'''What?'''
-->''(cue Chitty suddenly becoming a hovercraft)''
-->'''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday The Tenth Doctor:]]''' ...'''''WHAT?'''''
-->'''Mr. Potts:''' That just isn't any old boat out there... That is the private yacht of the notorious Baron Bomburst!
-->''(cut to the boat where said Baron screams to his men about wanting old Chitty)''
-->'''Diva:''' Ummm... ''[[FlatWhat what?]]''
-->'''Mr. Potts:''' ...What none of us have noticed is that while we've been sitting here, the tide has been coming in... Now, we're completely cut off!
-->''(cue the camera zooming out to reveal that Chitty is caught in the middle of the ocean)''
-->'''[[Series/TheMuppetShow Sam Eagle:]]''' ...'''What?'''
-->''(cue Chitty suddenly becoming a hovercraft)''
-->'''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday The Tenth Doctor:]]''' ...'''''WHAT?'''''
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* In the aftermath of Steven Tyler's villain falling to his death, Strawberry Fields falls after him, leading Diva to quip, [[QuipToBlack "So much for Strawberry Fields forever."]] Cue [[Music/TheWho Roger Daltrey screaming "YEAAAAHHHHH!"]] over a publicity shot of a sunglasses-clad David Caruso as Horatio Caine in ''Series/CSIMiami''.
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* In the aftermath of Steven Tyler's villain falling to his death, Strawberry Fields falls after him, leading Diva to quip, [[QuipToBlack "So much for Strawberry Fields forever."]] Cue [[Music/TheWho Roger Daltrey screaming "YEAAAAHHHHH!"]] screaming]] '''''[[Music/TheWho "YEAAAAHHHHH!"]]''''' over a publicity shot of a sunglasses-clad David Caruso as Horatio Caine in ''Series/CSIMiami''.
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* The "WHO CARES" from ''Film/IntoTheWoods'' is used with impeccable timing.
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* The "WHO CARES" "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ''CARES?!''" from ''Film/IntoTheWoods'' is used with impeccable timing.
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* When Diva notes the movie [[TemptingFate wasn't as bad as the Disney knockoffs she usually reviews]], she's promptly assigned ''The Princess and the Pea''.
-->[[LampshadeHanging Why do I keep saying this kind of thing?]]
-->[[LampshadeHanging Why do I keep saying this kind of thing?]]
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* When Diva notes the movie [[TemptingFate wasn't as bad as the Disney knockoffs she usually reviews]], she's promptly assigned ''The reviews]]...
-->'''Diva:''' At least it wasn't another lame disco musical, or some badly animated Disney knock-
-->''[[WhamShot (NEXT CASE: Princessand the Pea''.
-->[[LampshadeHanging WhyAnd The Pea)]]''
-->'''Diva:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging Oh, why do I keepsaying doing this kind of thing?]]to myself?!]]''
-->'''Diva:''' At least it wasn't another lame disco musical, or some badly animated Disney knock-
-->''[[WhamShot (NEXT CASE: Princess
-->[[LampshadeHanging Why
-->'''Diva:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging Oh, why do I keep
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* The electronically-altered, droning voiceover used for God's voice inspires the complaint "That's not the Almighty, it's a [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek]]!" Just to rub it in, the Emperor Dalek's "Do not blaspheme! Do not blaspheme!" is added to said voiceover.
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* The electronically-altered, droning voiceover used for God's voice inspires the complaint "That's not the Almighty, it's a [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek]]!" Just to rub it in, the [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays Emperor Dalek's "Do Dalek's]] "[[AC:Do not blaspheme! Do ''Do not blaspheme!" blaspheme!'']]" is added to said voiceover.
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* Diva punctuates Mr. Hsu's [[OutWithABang death]] with an appropriate [[Recap/TorchwoodS1E2DayOne scene from]] ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''
-->'''Earla:''' ''[[OhCrap Mr. Hsu!!]]''
-->''(cut to the cast of Torchwood)''
-->'''Tosh:''' Oh my god!
-->'''Gwen:''' He just--
-->'''Jack:''' Came and went.
-->'''Earla:''' ''[[OhCrap Mr. Hsu!!]]''
-->''(cut to the cast of Torchwood)''
-->'''Tosh:''' Oh my god!
-->'''Gwen:''' He just--
-->'''Jack:''' Came and went.
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--> '''Diva:''' Well, I wanted to just stab him in the graveyard but '''NO'''...
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--> '''Diva:''' Well, I wanted to just stab him in the graveyard but '''NO'''...''nooOOOOooo''...
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* The movie pulling a 2nd and near identical Elf Bowling for Christmas gets Sin #10: I stand corrected
-->'''Diva:''' Look. I know this movie is called Elf Bowling and is based on a video game where Elf Bowling occurs, so naturally Elf Bowling was going to be shown at some point. But you already had 1 pointless Bowling for Christmas scene earlier and you do '''NOT''' get away with repeating it! And yes, this is an exact '''FUCKING''' repeat of what happened 30 minutes ago.
-->'''Diva:''' Look. I know this movie is called Elf Bowling and is based on a video game where Elf Bowling occurs, so naturally Elf Bowling was going to be shown at some point. But you already had 1 pointless Bowling for Christmas scene earlier and you do '''NOT''' get away with repeating it! And yes, this is an exact '''FUCKING''' repeat of what happened 30 minutes ago.
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* The movie pulling a 2nd second and near identical Elf Bowling for Christmas gets Sin [[AC:Sin #10: I stand corrected
corrected.]]
-->'''Diva:''' Look. I know this movie is calledElf Bowling ''Elf Bowling'' and is based on a video game where Elf Bowling occurs, so naturally Elf Bowling was going to be shown at some point. But you already had 1 one pointless Bowling for Christmas scene earlier and you do '''NOT''' get away with repeating it! And yes, this is an exact '''FUCKING''' repeat of what happened 30 minutes ago.
-->'''Diva:''' Look. I know this movie is called
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* In regards to The Realm of Doom.
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* The reveal that Mother Nature lives at Gay Pride Falls.
* In regards to The Realm ofDoom.Doom:
* In regards to The Realm of
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* Diva remarks that "Rules-Lawyer Llama" (referencing the llama who prevents the Oogieloves from biking or running on the grass) is AGoodNameForARockBand.
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* Diva sins "They were the last five magical balloons in all of Lovely Loveville!" as the single stupidest line she's ever heard on the series.
* Diva describes J. Edgar's crush on Windy Window as "wanting to find out if her drapes match her carpet." Cue booing sound effects.
-->'''Diva''': Tasteless comments are the only thing keeping me sane right now!
* When Milky Marvin insists the Oogieloves moo to get their milkshakes, Diva plays a clip of Maureen Johnson saying "Moo with me!"
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* Diva sins "They were the last five magical balloons in all of Lovely Loveville!" as the single stupidest line she's ever heard on the series.
* Diva describes J. Edgar's crush on Windy Window as "wanting to find out if her drapes match her carpet." Cue booing sound effects.
-->'''Diva''': Tasteless comments are the only thing keeping me sane right now!
* When Milky Marvin insists the Oogieloves moo to get their milkshakes, Diva plays a clip of Maureen Johnson saying "Moo with me!"
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* "So Red fends The Wolf off with kung fu… ''[sighs]'' Yeah, it’s one of ''those'' fairy tale retellings…"
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* Diva's reaction to the ending twist that Quasimodo is an angel and his hunch was holding his wings the entire time.
--> '''Diva:''' [[FlatWhat What.]] '' [[{{Beat}} ...]] No, really, ''what?'' [[{{Beat}} ...]]Yeah I'm not even gonna snark on this, I'm just gonna let that little plot twist sink in for a moment.
--> '''Diva:''' [[FlatWhat What.]] '' [[{{Beat}} ...]] No, really, ''what?'' [[{{Beat}} ...]]Yeah I'm not even gonna snark on this, I'm just gonna let that little plot twist sink in for a moment.
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--> '''Diva!Narrator:''' I know, it's a pretty heavy-handed and ridiculous cop-out of an ending, but hey, at least we have the better adaptations of ''The Hunchback'' out there, right? I mean, [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney version]] is pretty awesome, the gargoyles were kind of dorky, but let's face it, this movie has no right to be throwing stones on ''that'' account. And of course there's [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1923 the silent classic with Lon Chaney,]] ''truly'' the man of a thousand faces. [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1939 The Charles Laughton version]] is always a classic, and I do have a lingering fondness for [[Film/TheHunchback the 1997 version starring Mandy Patinkin and Selma Hayeck]]... you know what, screw the closing narration, I'm gonna go rummage through my DVD collection to wash out the taste of this saccharine claptrap, I suggest you do the same.
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--> '''Diva!Narrator:''' I know, it's a pretty heavy-handed and ridiculous cop-out of an ending, but hey, at least we have the better adaptations of ''The Hunchback'' out there, right? I mean, [[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame the Disney version]] is pretty awesome, the gargoyles were kind of dorky, but let's face it, this movie has no right to be throwing stones on ''that'' account. And of course there's [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1923 the silent classic with Lon Chaney,]] ''truly'' the man of a thousand faces. [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame1939 The Charles Laughton version]] is always a classic, and I do have a lingering fondness for [[Film/TheHunchback the 1997 version starring Mandy Patinkin and Selma Hayeck]]... you know what, screw the closing narration, I'm gonna go rummage through my DVD collection to and wash out away the taste of this saccharine claptrap, I suggest you do the same.
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-->'''Angelica:''' You know nothing about me.
-->'''William:''' Nothing you could tell me would prevent me from loving you.
-->'''Diva:''' ''[Angelica]'' I voted for Trump.
-->'''Diva:''' ''[as William]'' Oh, well fuck you, then.
-->'''Angelica:''' You know nothing about me.
-->'''William:''' Nothing you could tell me would prevent me from loving you.
-->'''Diva:''' ''[Angelica]'' I voted for Trump.
-->'''Diva:''' ''[as William]'' Oh, well fuck you, then.
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* Diva plays Homer's [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield "Wait a minute, is he coming on to me?"]] internal dialogue when Anthony first meets Judge Turpin.
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* Diva plays Homer's [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield "Wait a minute, is he coming on to me?"]] internal dialogue when Anthony first meets Judge Turpin.
