History Funny / MortalKombatX

* One stage interaction for the Outworld Market involves pulling ''a little old lady'' out of the background and throwing her at your opponent. And the Tanya compatibility update made it so throwing the lady at the opponent when their life is low enough results in a Stage Brutality. Normally, she is thrown at the opponent so hard that they completely explode into pieces, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdpR02toSdM but if you hold Down while throwing her,]] she will instead leap onto the opponent and ''punch their head until it explodes''. ''While making {{Kiai}} noises''. And since the game's training mode takes place in a [[Franchise/XMen Danger Room]]-esque facility where you can load hologram versions of each stage's interactive elements, you can have fun throwing a ''hologram'' old lady at people over and over.

** If that one didn't make your [[JustForPun jaw drop]] her second fatality is utterly ridiculous but it hits RuleOfFunny like no other: ''she smashes her opponent's jaw off, takes a selfie with them and sends it to her social media account!'' You can even [[DevelopersForesight watch the feed scroll by and look at all the reaction comments]], [[GoKartingWithBowser some of which even come from other kombatants]]. Behold some of the cheesiest puns ever conceived...

** In fact this is actually an ActorAllusion for [[Creator/TaraStrong Ferra]] since she [[ActorAllusion voice as a]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendShipIsMagic certain famous pony]].

* One of Kenshi's variations is specifically modeled after his moveset in ''[=MK9=]'', where he was considered an overpowered TierInducedScrappy within the competitive scene. The variation's name? [[IronicName Balanced.]]

*** After a QTE fending off Sub-Zero, Johnny dishes/takes a hit and pauses to regain his footing as the camera closes up to his face. Suddenly, he feels something is amiss as he stares ahead of him with a serious look, while the camera slowly, ''slowly'' pans to reveal Scorpion standing there all along, [[https://imgur.com/a/DTf8zsm staring in a way that for some reason makes the shot hilarious out of context]].

* The last few seconds of the beatdown montage on Raiden near the end of his chapter - while seeing Liu Kang jumping on Raiden's back (accompanied with a bloodcurdling scream) is just brutal, there's just something inherently funny about seeing all of the revenants teaming up to literally stomp on Raiden while he's curled up in the fetal position.
** Just prior to said beatdown - as dire the situation is, there's something hilarious about seeing the revenants surrounding Raiden...only to start lightly pushing him to one another like a gang of schoolyard bullies.

** The name on the bullet he uses against [[spoiler: Predator]] is [[spoiler:"''[[ShoutOut Ugly Mofo]]''"]]

** The AprilFoolsDay Tower '''BECOMES UTTER INSANITY'''. Actions include: [[InterfaceScrew a tilting screen that lowers its respective player's health]], [[StandardStatusEffect matches with either low gravity, increased speed of both kombatants, or both effects]], [[TheComputerIsALyingBastard two events that lie to you - those being the two before the final match, power-ups with question marks flying all over the place]], and [[SNKBoss Kold War Scorpion being not in the slightest bit bothered]].

[[Funny/MortalKombatXMatchQuotes Click here]] to see the hilarious match quotes in this game.

* On the meta front, the Creator/ConanOBrien [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpkSyryQz4 MKX matches]] featuring Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski.
-->'''Conan''': Gronk, use your bumblebees! ...that's [[ARareSentence a really weird thing to say, "Gronk, use your bumblebees]]!"
** Their reaction to Kano disembowling Ferra/Torr (whom Rob referred to as "his life coach"), especially as Marshawn [[NoJustNoReaction puts the controller down]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and walks off]].
** Second match with Sonya vs. D'Vorah.

--->'''Lynch''': OHHH! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis POINT! BLANK! BROAD! DAYLIGHT!]] HAHAHA! That's that New Jack City, boy!

'''Conan''': No! You ''can't'' do that!\\
'''Lynch''': Oh yes the fuck you ''can''!

*** Bonus points if she said it toward the Xenomorph.

*** Lynch finds out that Cassie's combo involves shooting her opponent in the face. This delights him.
---->'''Lynch''': OHHH! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis POINT! BLANK! BROAD! DAYLIGHT!]] HAHAHA! That's that New Jack City, boy!

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[[folder:Match Quotes]]
* Cassie Cage vs. Liu Kang:
-->'''Cassie''': Liu Kang.\\
'''Liu Kang''': You enter the Dragon's Lair!\\
'''Cassie''': Wow, ''dork alert''.
* Cassie Cage vs. Revenant Liu Kang
-->'''Cassie''': You're not yourself, Liu Kang.\\
'''Revenant Liu Kang''': Pathetic child of idiot parents!\\
'''Cassie''': Now, you're just being a dick.
* Liu Kang vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Liu Kang''': Your face looks like your mother's...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Thanks. Yours looks like a butt.\\
'''Liu Kang''': ...and you have your father's mouth.
* Liu Kang vs. Jax
-->'''Liu Kang''': Prepare yourself, Jackson Briggs!\\
'''Jax''': What, we're not friends anymore?\\
'''Liu Kang''': Not for the next few minutes.
* Jax vs. Liu Kang
-->'''Jax''': Don't mess with me, Luke.\\
'''Liu Kang''': I will do more than "mess with you"!\\
'''Jax''': ''That'' is messing with me.
* Cassie Cage vs. Kotal Kahn:
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Nice miniskirt.\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': A joke at my expense?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Nah, [[JustForPun it's yours for free]].
* Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
-->'''Cassie''': Help me conjure green energy, OK?\\
'''Raiden''': You have not your father's gift.\\
'''Cassie''': You kinda suck as a mentor.
* Cassie Cage vs. Quan Chi
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Hey, Humpty Dumpty.\\
'''Quan Chi''': Only a fool would speak to me thusly.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Only a dork would say "thusly."
* Cassie Cage Vs. Scorpion:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Scorpion.\\
'''Scorpion''': Your end is near.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': You'd best keep your hands off it.
* Cassie Cage vs. Raiden:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Why didn't you train my father?\\
'''Raiden''': There is no training [[ItsAllAboutMe Johnny]] [[AttentionWhore Cage]]...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise Just last week, he used a napkin]]!
* Scorpion vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Scorpion''': A wise man learns from defeat...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Yeah, uh, not a man. / You must be very wise, then.\\
'''Scorpion''': ...but can also learn from pain!
* [[OverlyLongGag Cassie Cage]] vs Kitana:
-->'''Cassie Cage''': Princess.\\
'''Kitana''': Your very presence mocks me.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Sorry, did you just say "kick my ass"?
* [[MirrorMatch Cassie Cage Vs. Cassie Cage]]:
-->'''Cassie Cage 1''': Funny.\\
'''Cassie Cage 2''': You know what's funny? [[LameComeback Your face.]]\\
'''Cassie Cage 1''': Dude, you've just insulted yourself...
* Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[{{Pun}} Cage match!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[LamePunReaction You didn't just say that...]]\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[LikeFatherLikeSon I am your daughter...]]
* Cassie Cage vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Think you can take your old man?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Not a problem\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[YourMom Your mother wears army boots]].
* Cassie Cage vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Cassie''': Move it or lose it.\\
'''Kung Lao''': Move what or lose what?\\
'''Cassie''': Your ass, or your ass.
* Kung Lao vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Kung Lao''': The lesser Cage...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Liu Kang Lite!\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[BerserkButton A mouth in search of a fist!]]
* Kung Lao vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kung Lao 1:''' Should I trust you?\\
'''Kung Lao 2:''' Probably not.\\
'''Kung Lao 1:''' A trustworthy response.
* Kano vs Raiden
-->'''Kano''': Hmm, the big cheese.\\
'''Raiden''': This day will not end well for you...\\
'''Kano''': ''(spits)'' [[DudeNotFunny Get your crystal ball fixed!]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Ermac
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Film/TheMummyReturns.\\
'''Ermac''': [[LamePunReaction You annoy us, Earthrealm fool!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[{{Troll}} Is that supposed to make me feel bad?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kano
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Didn't you throw me]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 off a bridge?]]\\
'''Kano''': Guilty as charged!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': It's payback time!
* Johnny Cage vs. Kano (again)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': ''Scumbag''...\\
'''Kano''': ''Tosser''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': You're getting a [[GroinAttack punch]] [[LandDownUnder down]] [[JustForPun under]]!
* Johnny Cage vs. Liu Kang
--> '''Johnny''': How ya doin', [[MaliciousMisnaming Lulu]]?\\
'''Liu Kang''': Consider to whom you speak.\\
'''Johnny''': Sorry, ''Mister'' Lulu.
* D'Vorah vs Kano:
-->'''D'Vorah''': Kano...\\
'''[[{{Cyborg}} Kano]]''': Hello, my lovely.\\
'''[[InsectQueen D'vorah]]''': [[EveryoneHasStandards You repulse us, hideous one.]]
* Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Lao''': [[MartialPacifist I have no quarrel with you...]]\\
'''Reptile''': I will tear your flesh!\\
'''Kung Lao''': ...I ''[[OnSecondThought now]]'' have a quarrel with you.
* Reptile vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Laio''': Face me, Zatteran!\\
'''Reptile''': You challenge me?\\
'''Kung Lao''': I know you're challenged as is.
* Kitana vs. Kung Lao:
-->'''Kitana''': Kung Lao.\\
'''Kung Lao''': You seek a challenge, Kitana?\\
'''Kitana''': Yes, but you will do.
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub Zero:
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ICE to see you!]]\\
'''Sub Zero''': [[LamePunReaction Must everything be a joke?]]\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' [[BluntYes Yeah. It does.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (again)
--> '''Sub-Zero''': You approach me as a foe.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nah, I'm just outta ice cubes]].\\
'''Sub-Zero''': [[WithFriendsLikeThese At times, I regret our alliance...]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Sub-Zero (yet again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You lost, Koldilocks?\\
'''Sub-Zero''': I have found what I sought.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': I thought you'd be looking for the Three ''Brrrrs''! / Well, I hope you brought snacks.
* Takeda vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Takeda''': Scorpion talked about you on day one!\\
'''Sub-Zero''': He should've taught you how to defeat me...\\
'''Takeda''': That was ''day two''!
* Takeda vs. Reptile:
--> '''Takeda''': Ugh, you been rolling in trash?\\
'''Reptile''': [[NoRespectGuy Respect me]], human!\\
'''Takeda''': I'm serious, you smell awful.
* Kung Jin vs. Takeda:
--> '''Kung Jin''': What am I thinking?\\
'''Takeda''': You were thinking?\\
'''Kung Jin''': ''Funny...real funny...''
* Takeda vs. Mileena
--> '''Takeda''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': ''Fresh meat~''...\\
'''Takeda''': [[FetishRetardant It's just not sexy when you say that.]]
* Takeda vs. Kano
-->'''Takeda''': Gonna stab you with my knife!\\
'''Kano''': [[ShoutOut That's not]] [[Film/CrocodileDundee a knife...]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat I got ya to say it!]]
* Kano vs. Kitana
--> '''Kano''': Sorry, love. NothingPersonal.\\
'''Kitana''': What you will not do for money...\\
'''Kano''': (''spits'') I'd do you for free.
* Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Gonna test you, Jin!\\
'''Kung Jin''': Gonna get me an A-plus-plus!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Or be flat on your A-S-S.
* Johnny Cage vs. Kung Jin (Again)
--> '''Kung Jin:''' Another test? Really?\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Don't give me an attitude.\\
'''Kung Jin:''' How about a concussion?
* Kung Jin vs D'vorah
-->'''Kung Jin''': D'vorah.\\
'''D'vorah''': As you suffer, we enjoy.\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[YouTalkTooMuch As you talk, we punch your face.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kotal Khan (in the Outworld Marketplace)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Any of these shops yours?\\
'''Kotal Khan''': This entire marketplace is mine.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Then maybe they'll give you some pants!
* Kitana vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Kitana''': ''Raiden's princess...''\\
'''Sonya''': I wasn't even prom queen.\\
'''Kitana''': You shall be crowned, nevertheless!
* Sonya Blade vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Sonya Blade''': Why no female Lin Kuei?\\
'''Sub-Zero''': There are. Frost, chief among them.\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I'll kick her ass next.]]
* Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
-->'''Cassie''': Don't speak to me ever.\\
'''Jacqui''': I just said your dad's [[SilverFox kind of hot]]...\\
'''Cassie''': ''[[NoJustNoReaction Stop it!]]''
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': Sure you're ready for this?\\
'''Cassie''': Sure as your name's "Bitchface".\\
'''Jacqui''': See, now I gotta hurt you.
* Cassie Cage vs. Jacqui Briggs
-->'''Cassie''': You wanted something?\\
'''Jacqui''': Permission to strike a superior officer?\\
'''Cassie''': ''Denied''.
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': [[MyDadCanBeatUpYourDad My dad's bigger than yours.]]\\
'''Cassie''': [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu My dad beat up Shinnok.]]\\
'''Jacqui''': [[{{Touche}} Well played.]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Cassie Cage
-->'''Jacqui''': [[VitriolicBestBuds Hey girlfriend!]]\\
'''Cassie''': [[DesignatedGirlFight Oooh, we having a catfight now?]]\\
'''Jacqui''': ''[[DeadpanSnarker The boys are gonna love this...]]''
* Kitana vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Kitana''': Lowly neophyte...\\
'''Kung Jin''': "Neo", maybe. "{{F|unWithHomophones}}ight", definitely!\\
'''Kitana''': [[BringIt Very well...]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Sub-Zero
-->'''Jacqui:''' The Lin Kuei are good guys now?\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' The thin blue line obstructing Earthrealm's foes.\\
'''Jacqui:''' ''Pretty'' sure you stole that from somewhere...
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Kung Lao
-->'''Jacqui:''' I'm not afraid of you.\\
'''Kung Lao:''' How might I change your mind?\\
'''Jacqui:''' Change your name to "[[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Liu Kang]]".
* Johnny Cage vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Johnny''': Talk to me.\\
'''Sonya''': That would mean you'd have to keep quiet...\\
'''Johnny''': You're right, never mind.
* Erron Black vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Erron Black:''' Ready to eat lead?\\
'''Kung Jin:''' Trying to cut down.\\
'''Erron Black:''' Well, here comes a double helping.
* [[MirrorMatch Cassie Cage vs. Cassie Cage]]
-->'''Cassie Cage 1''': We don't want to be seen together!\\
'''Cassie Cage 2''': Alright, alright!\\
'''Cassie Cage 1''': [[TwinSwitch They can't find out we're twins!]]
* Erron Black vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Erron Black''': [[AmazonChaser Girls with guns, always hot.]]\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[AssShove I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.]]\\
'''Erron Black''': [[{{Beat}} ...]][[EveryoneHasStandards Almost always hot.]]
* Sonya Blade vs. Erron Black
-->'''Sonya Blade''': The gunslinger...\\
'''Erron Black''': [[AmazonChaser I can take you away from all this~...]]\\
'''Sonya Blade''': [[WeirdnessMagnet I must be a jerk magnet.]]
* Jacqui Briggs vs Erron Black
-->'''Jacqui Briggs''': I really don't like you.\\
'''Erron Black''': I really don't care.\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': As long as we're straight on that.
* Erron Black vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Erron Black''': What ill wind blew you here?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Ha! You said blew!]] / Same one that knocked you outta the ugly tree!\\
'''Erron Black''': ''Child.'' / Bad idea to insult me.
* Mileena vs Kano
-->'''Mileena''': Any final words?\\
'''Kano''': How about "reconstructive dentistry"?\\
'''Mileena''': Obnoxious 'til the end.
* Kano vs. Mileena
-->'''Kano''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': I want my gold back!\\
'''Kano''': *''spit''* Sorry, ''no refunds''!
* Jax vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Jax''': What do you want, Cage?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Thought you could use a work out.\\
'''Jax''': Aren't you busy making another shitty movie?
* Goro vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Goro''': Johnny Cage!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[ShoutOut Don't you owe me]] [[Film/MortalKombat some sunglasses?]]\\
'''Goro''': ''Here'' is what you are owed!
* Johnny Cage vs. Goro
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Headin' for a fall, Goro.\\
'''Goro''': How, exactly?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[CallBack Shokan have]] [[GroinAttack yamsacks, right?]]/'cos I'm gonna punch your [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] ''balls.''
* [=Ferra/Torr=] vs. Ermac
-->'''Ferra''': Mac-Mac...\\
'''Ermac''': ''Your lives are forfeit''...\\
'''Ferra''': You four-foot, ghost-man!
* Liu Kang vs. Ermac
-->'''Liu Kang''': Ermac...\\
'''Ermac''': ''Retreat, or be destroyed.''\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[TakeAThirdOption There is a third option:]] ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Your demise!]]''
* Mileena vs. Kung Jin
-->'''Mileena''': Let's see you~...\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[SorryImGay 'Fraid you're not my type.]]\\
'''Mileena''': I see no reason to spare you.
* Liu Kang vs. Mileena
-->'''Liu Kang''': Please close your mouth.\\
'''Mileena''': I will not be silenced!\\
'''Liu Kang''': That is ''not'' what I meant.
* Ermac vs. Goro
-->'''Ermac''': ''Goro''...\\
'''Goro''': Do you harbor Shokan souls?\\
'''Ermac''': ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Not yet...]]''
* Kung Jin vs. Goro
-->'''Kung Jin''': ''Goro''...\\
'''Goro''': The house of Kung will fall!\\
'''Kung Jin''': ...[[InsultBackfire right on your friggin' head!]]
* Mileena vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Mileena''': [[PairTheSpares So... you]] [[FoeYay and I...]]\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[NoJustNoReaction Do not even think of it!]]\\
'''Mileena''': You are right, you are unworthy...
* [[MirrorMatch Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage]]
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': Just steer clear of the face.\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': Don't mess up the hair.\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': Deal!
* Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': This is embarrassing...\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': [[JustForPun Don't beat yourself up over it.]]\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': [[SelfDeprecation Wow, I am annoying.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Johnny Cage ([[OverlyLongGag yet again]])
--> '''Johnny Cage 1''': Is this for real?\\
'''Johnny Cage 2''': How many of us are there?\\
'''Johnny Cage 1''': ThereCanBeOnlyOne!
* Johnny Cage vs. Raiden
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Fifty bucks says I win.\\
'''Raiden''': I do not wager money.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Then I get to wear [[NiceHat your hat]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Raiden (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': [[SarcasmMode Your Holiness.]]\\
'''Raiden''': This is not a time for levity.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Good, 'cause I can't fly.
* Raiden vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Raiden''': Johnny Cage...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[TheNicknamer Raidonkulous.../Ray-Diddy!/Raiden...tal...floss...]]\\
'''Raiden''': [[TheFriendNobodyLikes You weary me...]].
* Quan Chi vs. Raiden
--> '''Quan Chi''': Ah, Lord Raiden...\\
'''Raiden''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I have foreseen your defeat!]]\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Your predictions]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero fail to impress.]]
* [[MirrorMatch Quan Chi vs. Quan Chi]]
--> '''Quan Chi 1''': We mustn't fight!\\
'''Quan Chi 2''': I'm afraid we must.\\
'''Quan Chi 1''': You were my only friend...
* Quan Chi vs. [=Ferra/Torr=]
--> '''Ferra''': [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Eggman.]]\\
'''Quan Chi''': Be silent, like your friend.\\
'''Ferra''': Eggman go crack-crack!
* Quan Chi vs. Kano
--> '''Quan Chi''': Why have we never done business?\\
'''Kano''': Didn't want to end up a zombie.\\
'''Quan Chi''': It might increase your intelligence.
* Kano vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Kano:''' Quan Chi...\\
'''Quan Chi:''' Kano. Business or pleasure?\\
'''Kano:''' I'm here to kill you, so both.
* Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Takeda''': What's up?\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': Thought I'd slap you around a bit.\\
''' Takeda''': [[SexIsViolence Alright then!]]
* Takeda vs Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Takeda''': Lets not do this.\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': [[DoubleEntendre Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?]]\\
''' Takeda''': [[TheUnishment Okay, let's do this.]]
* Takeda vs. Jax
--> '''Takeda''': Is this about me dating Jacqui?\\
'''Jax''': [[PapaWolf You're]] ''[[PapaWolf dating]]'' [[PapaWolf Jacqui?]]\\
''' Takeda''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Real smooth, Takeda]].
* Takeda vs. Jax (again)
--> '''Takeda''': [[SmokingIsNotCool You smoke too many cigars]].\\
'''Jax''': [[BadassBoast Well, I win a lot]].\\
'''Takeda''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll help you kick the habit]].
* [[MirrorMatch Erron Black vs. Erron Black]]
--> '''Erron Black 1''': Mind games don't work on me.\\
'''Erron Black 2''': [[StealthInsult There's an obvious insult there...]]\\
'''Erron Black 1''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Y'best shut up and draw.]]
* Erron Black vs. Erron Black (Again)
--> '''Erron Black 1''': [[SincerestFormOfFlattery I'm flattered...]]\\
'''Erron Black 2''': I'm you, idiot!\\
'''Erron Black 1''': [[BerserkButton I'm no longer amused...]]
* Erron Black vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Erron''': Sergeant Cage...\\
'''Cassie''': Here, fugly. Now what?\\
'''Erron''': ''Let's teach you some manners''...
* Mileena vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Mileena''': Repulsive human!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Sleeping with Baraka's repulsive.\\
'''Mileena''': ''Who told you this?!!''
* Johnny Cage vs. Mileena
--> '''Johnny Cage''': How ya doing, ButterFace?\\
'''Mileena''': That had better be a compliment!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Best I can do.
* Kitana vs. Kenshi
-->'''Kitana''': Your sword contains ghosts?\\
'''Kenshi''': My warrior ancestors.\\
'''Kitana''': [[Really700YearsOld I probably killed some of them]]!
* Kenshi vs. Mileena
--> '''Kenshi''': You will feel Sento's bite.\\
'''Mileena''': [[NightmareFetishist The anticipation's killing me.]]\\
'''Kenshi''': [[DeadpanSnarker No, that would be me]].
* [[MirrorMatch Mileena vs. Mileena]]
--> '''Mileena 1''': How is this possible?!\\
'''Mileena 2''': [[CloneArmy Shang Tsung created many of us]]!\\
'''Mileena 1''': ''THEN I WILL KILL ALL OF US''!!
* Liu Kang vs. Kotal Kahn
--> '''Liu Kang''': Kotal Kahn.\\
'''Kotal Kahn''': You will fail against Outworld's best.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[CallBack Goro, Shang Tsung,]] [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 or Shao Kahn]]?
* Erron Black vs. Kitana
--> '''Erron''': The fallen princess...\\
'''Kitana''': The wandering fool...\\
'''Erron''': [[DeadpanSnarker Introductions complete, let's go]].
* Jax vs. Kung Jin
--> '''Jax''': How shall we spend our time today?\\
'''Kung Jin''': Gimme all you got, has-been!\\
'''Jax''': Day at the hospital, it is!
* Erron Black vs. Sub-Zero
--> '''Erron''': You're an easy target\\
'''Sub-Zero''': As are you.\\
'''Erron''': [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Bullets beat]] [[AnIcePerson snowballs]] any day.
* Kano vs. Scorpion
--> '''Kano''': I'll have that roped spear.\\
'''Scorpion''': It is not for sale.\\
'''Kano''': *spit* Who said I'd want to buy it?
* Kung Lao vs. Kano
--> '''Kung Lao''': [[VideoGame/MortalKombatDeception Kira]].\\
'''Kano''': "''Kano''", y'bloody prick!\\
'''Kung Lao''': Whatever.
* Kano vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kano''': [[MaliciousMisnaming Liu Kang]].\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[BerserkButton Scum! You face Kung Lao!]]\\
'''Kano''': *''spit''* [[IronicEcho Whatever]].
* Erron Black vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Erron''': We don't want any.\\
'''Quan Chi''': Any of what?\\
'''Erron''': Whatever [[PrecisionFStrike bullshit]] you're peddling.
* Erron Black vs. Quan Chi (again)
--> '''Erron''': I'm here, Quan Chi.\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[AllAccordingToPlan As I had predicted...]]\\
'''Erron''': ''[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Couple of bullets oughta deflate that ego...]]''
* Mileena vs. Erron Black
--> '''Mileena''': You aided the usurper!\\
'''Erron''': [[OnlyInItForTheMoney He offered more koins]].\\
'''Mileena''': ...''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner and no protection]]''...
* Mileena vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Mileena''': The failed actor.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[BerserkButton Gonna grab my awards and shove 'em through your skull.]]\\
'''Mileena''': Touchy, aren't we?
* Kenshi vs. Reptile
--> '''Kenshi''': Reptile.\\
'''Reptile''': You will not read my thoughts!\\
'''Kenshi''': There is ''[[StealthInsult very little]]'' to read.
* [[MirrorMatch Kung Jin vs Kung Jin]]
--> '''Kung Jin 1''': Alright then.\\
'''Kung Jin 2''': We gonna fight or what?\\
'''Kung Jin 1''': [[LampshadeHanging Seven years bad luck, but... okay]].
* Kung Jin vs Kung Jin (again)
--> '''Kung Jin 1''': A doppelgänger?\\
'''Kung Jin 2''': [[NoYou I know you are, but what am I?]]\\
'''Kung Jin 1''': [[LampshadeHanging Twelve years old apparently]].
* KungJin vs Shinnok
-->'''Kung Jin''': Good evening, bishop.\\
'''Shinnok''': Humor won't mask your weakness.\\
'''Kung Jin''': [[FashionVictimVillain Like a silly hat over a bald spot?]]
* [[MirrorMatch Jax vs. Jax]]
--> '''Jax 1''': There's two of us?!\\
'''Jax 2''': Only gonna be one in a minute!\\
'''Jax 1''': [[Film/LethalWeapon I'm too old for this shit]]...
* [[MirrorMatch Jax vs. Revanent Jax]]
-->'''Jax''': How is this possible?\\
'''Revanent Jax''': ''Quan Chi, that's how.''\\
'''Jax''': He's getting a visit after this.
* Sonya Blade vs. Jax
--> '''Sonya''': Mr. Briggs...\\
'''Jax''': ''Mrs. Cage''...\\
'''Sonya''': [[BerserkButton You'll pay for that one.]]
* Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Erron''': I have a problem...\\
'''Jacqui''': 'Your pee pee hurts?'/Looks aren't everything...\\
'''Erron''': ''[[BerserkButton Now you have a problem...]]''
* Erron Black vs. Jacqui Briggs (again)
--> '''Erron''': [[AbhorrentAdmirer Hello, beautiful...]]\\
'''Jacqui''': You're messing with the wrong girl...\\
'''Erron''': ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything But it feels so right...]]''
* Erron Black vs. Jax
--> '''Erron''': State your business!\\
'''Jax''': You better be smiling when you say that!\\
'''Erron''': I'll be smilin' in a minute.
* Erron Black vs. Jax (Again)
--> '''Erron''': You a good shot, Briggs?\\
'''Jax''': [[BadassBoast You don't wanna know]]!\\
'''Erron''': [[BringIt Sure I do]].
* Erron Black vs. Scorpion
--> '''Erron''': [[TranquilFury I'm not happy, Scorpion...]]\\
'''Scorpion''': [[UnstoppableRage Your anger PALES before mine]]!\\
'''Erron''': ''[[InsultBackfire That]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker doesn't calm me down]].
* Takeda vs. D'Vorah
--> '''Takeda''': D'Vorah.\\
'''D'Vorah''': [[FantasticRacism Your race disgusts this one]].\\
'''Takeda''': [[HypocrisyNod Hi pot! I'm the kettle!]]
* [[MirrorMatch Ferra/Torr vs. Ferra/Torr]]
--> '''Ferra 1''': Why you look like we?\\
'''Ferra 2''': Why ''you'' look like ''we''?\\
'''Ferra 1''': That not funny!
* Liu Kang vs. Mileena
--> '''Liu Kang''': Mileena...\\
'''Mileena''': ''[[{{Yandere}} Sister's boyfriend~!]]''\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[HereWeGoAgain Insane as always...]]
* Liu Kang vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Liu Kang''': Shaolin wushu has no equal.\\
'''Kung Lao''': Kung Lun Chuan is far superior.\\
'''Liu Kang''': Asshole...
* Takeda vs. Ferra/Torr
--> '''Takeda''': Another chance to fight the idiot twins.\\
'''Ferra ''': [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne We not twins!]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[InsultBackfire Annnd there you go.]]
* Takeda vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Takeda''': Think you can beat me, Cass?\\
'''Cassie Cage''': You mean ''without'' breaking a nail?\\
'''Takeda''': Oh, it's ON now!
* [[MirrorMatch Takeda vs. Takeda]]
--> '''Takeda 1''': Is this another test?\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose Either way, Takeda wins]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': Good point.
* Takeda vs. Takeda (Again)
--> '''Takeda 1''': A familiar face!\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[BadassBoast We look alike, but we don't fight alike]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': [[InsultBackfire So... you know I'm better?]]
* Takeda vs. Takeda ([[RuleOfThree Again]])
--> '''Takeda 1''': What's going on?\\
'''Takeda 2''': [[TalkingToHimself You're talking to yourself]].\\
'''Takeda 1''': [[CloudCuckooLander Bugshit crazy! Got it!]]
* Takeda vs. Takeda ([[OverlyLongGag Yet Again]])
--> '''Takeda 1''': Figured you for a friendly.\\
'''Takeda 2''': Can't predict the tides of war...\\
'''Takeda 1''': Didn't peg you for a punk though!
* Takeda vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Takeda''': I knew you were coming.\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[{{Telepathy}} Guess you read my mind...]]\\
'''Takeda''': [[ThePigpen I saw the stink lines rising off you!]]
* Takeda vs. Kitana
--> '''Takeda''': [[WhatTheHellHero I never considered you an enemy]].\\
'''Kitana''': [[UnknownRival I never considered you AT ALL.]]\\
'''Takeda''': ''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Now that's just hurtful!]]''
* Raiden vs. Sonya Blade
-->'''Raiden''': I sense your confusion.\\
'''Sonya''': Gonna sense my boot in your ass-\\
'''Raiden''': (''cutting off Sonya'') Sonya Blade! I will not tolerate hostility!
* Erron Black vs. Raiden
--> '''Erron''': Y'gonna put up a fight, Raiden?\\
'''Raiden''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What do you think?]]\\
'''Erron''': [[MoneyDearBoy Think I'm about to make some money.]]
* Erron Black vs. Raiden (again)
--> '''Erron''': ''Raiden''...\\
'''Raiden''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You would oppose a god?]]\\
'''Erron''': [[OnlyInItForTheMoney If the money were good enough]].
* Raiden vs. Erron Black
--> '''Raiden''': As I suspected...\\
'''Erron''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see you too, Raiden]]...\\
'''Raiden''': [[EveryoneHasStandards I have no patience for mercenaries]].
* Erron Black vs. [=Ferra/Torr=]
--> '''Erron''': Just walk away, Torr.\\
'''Ferra''': Torr walk on your head!\\
'''Erron''': [[HollywoodAtheist Further proof of a godless universe]]...
* [=Ferra/Torr=] vs. Erron Black
--> '''Ferra''': Ready go, Shoot-Shoot?\\
'''Erron''': Yeah, something like that...\\
'''Ferra''': Then Torr stomp guts out!
* Johnny Cage vs. Erron Black
--> '''Johnny''': Stay focused, cowboy!\\
'''Erron''': I'm ''always'' focused.\\
'''Johnny''': [[SchmuckBait So it doesn't bother you that]] [[GoLookAtTheDistraction your shoe's untied?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Quan Chi
--> '''Johnny''': Quan Chi...\\
'''Quan Chi''': [[BadassBoast My sorcery is insurmountable!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''[[GoLookAtTheDistraction Your fly's open!]]''
* Takeda vs. Erron Black
--> '''Takeda''': Let's go a couple rounds.\\
'''Erron''': ''You haven't got a prayer...''\\
'''Takeda''': If you've got one, [[SayYourPrayers say it now]]!
* Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kenshi''': [[ApologeticAttacker I am sorry for your loss]]...\\
'''Kung Lao''': What loss?\\
'''Kenshi''': [[{{Beat}} ...]]''[[FiveSecondForeshadowing This one!]]''
* Kenshi vs. Kung Lao
--> '''Kenshi''': Kung Lao...\\
'''Kung Lao''': [[WhatTheHellHero You seek my death?!]]\\
'''Kenshi''': [[{{Troll}} Just your humiliation.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Reptile
--> '''Johnny Cage''': And how are we today?\\
'''Reptile''': Be forewarned, my anger is great!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Nothing worse than a cranky frog...
* Johnny Cage vs. Reptile (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Reptile.\\
'''Reptile''': You wish for agonizing pain?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[DeadpanSnarker Sure. Why not?]]
* Reptile vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Reptile''': ''The actor''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Just like you, [[IncrediblyLamePun working for scale]].\\
'''Reptile''': [[LamePunReaction Killing you will be a pleasure]]!
* Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Grandpa.\\
'''Shinnok''': [[VillainousBreakdown I will rip your insolent tongue from]]-!\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[ShutUpHannibal Yeah yeah, shut up]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You shouldn't be here.\\
'''Shinnok''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You would question]] ''[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu me]]''?\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Okay. Why an ass for a face?]]
* Shinnok vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Shinnok''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu You can defeat an Elder God?]]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''Former'' Elder God. And yes.\\
'''Shinnok''': ''[[BringIt Proceed...]]''
* Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[FashionVictimVillain Is]] ''[[FashionVictimVillain that]]'' [[FashionVictimVillain what Elder Gods are wearing?]]\\
'''Shinnok''': Elder Gods are my enemy.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': ''They booted your ass!''
* Cassie Cage vs. Shinnok (again)
--> '''Cassie Cage''': [[VillainousCrossdresser Your wife mind you wearin' her clothes?]]\\
'''Shinnok''': I do not suffer fools gladly...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': [[StealthInsult There's lots of ways to make you suffer]].
* Johnny Cage vs. Ferra/Torr
--> '''[[PopCulturedBadass Johnny Cage]]''': [[ShoutOut Master]] [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Blaster]].\\
'''Ferra''': ''[[HeyThatsMyLine Ferra make the rhyme!]]''\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar You got a rhyme for "duck plue"?]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Jax
--> '''[[PopCulturedBadass Johnny Cage]]''': What's happening, [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Tin Man]]?\\
'''Jax''': ''[[LamePunReaction GOD, I hate your movie references...]]''\\
'''Johnny Cage''': ''Annnnd'' [[{{Troll}} Action]]!
* Jacqui Briggs vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Jacqui Briggs''': No jokes, let's do it.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] [[{{Troll}} she said!]]\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': It never stops...
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[SarcasmFailure Ohhh.....freak]].
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Cassie Cage''': ([[SeenItAll More annoyed than intimidated]]) [[DeadpanSnarker Don't get any blood on me]].
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Jacqui Briggs
--> '''Jason''': *''extracts his machete from a young woman's forehead''*\\
'''Jacqui Briggs''': ([[SeenItAll inner sigh]]) Gonna be that kind of day, huh.
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Raiden
--> '''Jason''': *''silently drags a victim with him onto the battlefield, then pulls his machete out of their skull''*\\
'''Raiden''': [[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Back to hell with you!]]
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] vs. Tanya
-->'''Jason''': *pulls machete out of dead girl he dragged in*\\
'''Tanya''': [[MistakenIdentity Torr, finally killed Ferra?]]
* Kung Jin vs. Tanya
-->'''Kung Jin''': You face a Shaolin.\\
'''Tanya''': Quite a handsome Shaolin.\\
'''Kung Lin''': [[SorryImGay Barking up the wrong tree sister.]][[note]]([[StealthInsult He just called her a bitch]])[[/note]]
* Shinnok vs. Tanya
-->'''Shinnok''': Another insect....\\
'''Tanya''': [[DeadpanSnarker I am Tanya, not D'Vorah]].\\
'''Shinnok''': It matters not.
* Takeda vs. Ermac
-->'''Takeda''': Error Macro.\\
'''[[AscendedGlitch Ermac]]''': We are Ermac.\\
'''Takeda''': We're not impressed.
* Quan Chi vs. Kenshi
-->'''Quan Chi''': I pity you, sightless one.\\
'''Kenshi''': And I you, [[BaldOfAwesome hairless rat]].\\
'''Quan Chi''': Spent time with Mr. Cage recently?
* Shinnok vs. Takeda
-->'''Shinnok''': Son of Kenshi...\\
'''Takeda''': Father Of All Evil? \\
'''Shinnok''': [[InsultBackfire You flatter me.]]
* Quan Chi vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Quan Chi''': I've found you, Johnny Cage.\\
'''Johnny''': Did you bring cupcakes?\\
'''Quan Chi''': No, death.
* Johnny Cage vs Kenshi
-->'''Johnny''': Kenshi, is it true?\\
'''Kenshi''': Is what true?\\
'''Johnny''': Are you nuts truly numb?
* Kenshi vs Johnny Cage
-->'''Kenshi''': A showdown? As in your films?\\
'''Johnny''': Did you like 'em?\\
'''Kenshi''': [[DisabilityImmunity Blindness has its benefits.]]
* Predator vs. Mileena
-->'''Predator''': *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Mileena''': [[EveryoneHasStandards Your face is too repulsive to eat!]]
* Kenshi vs. Predator
-->'''Kenshi''': You caught me at a bad time.\\
'''Predator''': *''growls at Kenshi''*
* Predator vs. Cassie
-->'''Predator''': *''presses on wrist-worn device as we see his POV''*\\
'''Cassie''': WTF.
* Jason vs. Tremor
-->'''Jason''': *''Pulls his machete out of the teenaged girl's head''*\\
'''Tremor''': [[TheQuietOne Mute]], or terrified?
* Johnny Cage vs Kung Lao:
-->'''Kung Lao''': Why are you here Cage?
-->'''Johnny''': To tell you Zorro's mom wants her hat back.
-->'''Kung Lao:''' [[BerserkButton Any hope for mercy is lost]]
* Kenshi vs. Ferra/Torr
-->'''Kenshi''': Your voice is somewhat annoying.
-->'''Ferra''': Ferra bite ears off!
-->'''Kenshi''': Well that's... considerate?
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Hello~
--> '''Tanya''': Pathetic little man.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You're good-looking, but I'm gonna... Mm!
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya (again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Tanya.
--> '''Tanya''': Subtle as a hectare of blasting powder.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Yep... Boom.
* Johnny Cage vs Tanya (and again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Good morning to you!
--> '''Tanya''': Speak your last.
--> '''Johnny Cage''': Uh, well, now I can't think of anything.
* Cassie Cage vs Mileena
--> '''Cassie''': Speaking of dental issues...
--> '''Mileena''': [[ImAHumanitarian I eat little girls like you.]]
--> '''Cassie''': That explains the alluring breath.
* Cassie Cage vs Kenshi
--> '''Cassie''': You're up, [[Creator/KeanuReeves Keanu]].
--> '''Kenshi''': Keanu means 'cool breeze'
--> '''Cassie''': Yeah, that's why I said that.
* Cassie Cage vs Kenshi (Again)
--> '''Cassie''': I can't believe you'd hit a girl!
--> '''Kenshi''': We're merely training!
--> '''Cassie''': Wow. And I thought your son was gullible.
* Kung Jin vs Mileena
--> '''Kung Jin''': Yikes!
--> '''Mileena''': Afraid, Earthrealmer?
--> '''Kung Jin''': Not if you've had your rabies shots.
* Cassie Cage vs Kotal Kahn
--> '''Cassie''': You seen a lot in your day?
--> '''Kotal Kahn''': [[BadassBoast I have survived]] [[WarGod many battles]]
--> '''Cassie''': Then you know of the [[DopeSlap bitch slap.]]
* Johnny Cage vs Alien
--> '''Alien''': [drops from above and extends arm blade]
--> '''Johnny Cage''': You know, your head looks like a dildo.
* Johnny Cage vs Alien (Again)
--> '''Johnny Cage''': [[MythologyGag It's game over, man!]]
--> '''Alien''': [hisses]
* Ermac vs. Ermac
-->'''Ermac 1''': We are many...\\
'''Ermac 2''': We are many more...\\
'''Ermac 1''': We are [[MotorMouth manymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks.]]
* Kitana vs. Kitana
-->'''Kitana 1''': Save the future! Avoid Liu Kang!\\
'''Kitana 2''': Why? He's just a... "friend".\\
'''Kitana 1''': You totally slept with him, didn't you?
* Johnny Cage vs. Triborg
-->'''Johnny Cage''': [[DullSurprise Oh look, a robot.]]\\
'''Triborg''': Earthrealm's clown.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[BerserkButton Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?]] / [[MonsterClown Clowns are scarier than robots.]] Certified fact.
* Johnny Cage vs. Triborg (again)
-->'''Johnny Cage''': Hey, Rustbucket!\\
'''Triborg''': The Cyber-Lin Kuei are your superiors.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': [[GroinAttack Imma knock your sprockets]] [[{{Metaphorgotten}} through your rotary...system.]]
* Triborg vs. Johnny Cage
--> '''Triborg''': We are Triborg, ''human''...\\
'''Johnny Cage''': More like ''Fail''borg!\\
'''Triborg''': ''[[LamePunReaction PUN DETECTED.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution ERADICATE.]]''
* Triborg vs. Cassie Cage
--> '''Triborg''': Cassandra Cage...\\
'''Cassie Cage''': I'm being harassed by a toaster.\\
'''Triborg''': Prepare to be ''incinerated''!
* Cassie Cage vs. Triborg
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Anyone got a can opener?\\
'''Triborg''': Your death looms, Cassandra.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': Never mind. This one's a ''pop top''.
* Cassie Cage vs. Triborg (again)
--> '''Cassie Cage''': Triborg, huh? [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact What're you, Swedish?]]\\
'''Triborg''': My human origins are unimportant.\\
'''Cassie Cage''': (mocking Swedish accent) Oh, you like some tasty fish, ya for sure. / There are scarier nationalities. No offense.
* Erron Black vs. Triborg
--> '''Erron''': I suggest you hit the trail.\\
'''Triborg''': Your toys cannot harm me!\\
'''Erron''' My bullets cut through metal...''and [[PrecisionFStrike bullshit]]''.
* Triborg vs. Erron Black
--> '''Triborg''': What is your function?\\
'''Erron''': [[BadassBoast I put holes in tin cans.]]\\
'''Triborg''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Your weapons will be]] [[{{Pun}} silenced]]!
* Liu Kang vs Triborg
--> '''Liu Kang:''' Metal fool.\\
'''Triborg:''' I am physically superior.\\
'''Liu Kang:''' ...So, It's robotic down ''[[GagPenis there]]'' too?
* Mileena vs Triborg
--> '''Mileena:''' A toy. [[SarcasmMode How adorable.]]\\
'''Triborg:''' Your mockery will ''not'' be tolerated.\\
'''Mileena:''' Get used to it...
* Quan Chi vs Triborg
-->'''Triborg:''' Quan Chi.\\
'''Quan Chi:''' You found me. And now?\\
'''Triborg:''' [[LetsYouAndHimFight You're clever enough to figure it out]].
* Bo Rai'Cho vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''': Your comments were very hurtful.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Look. I'm sorry.\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho''': You degrade both me ''[[InsultToRocks and]]'' pregnant whales.
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage (again)
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Do not joke about my weight.\\
'''Johnny Cage''': Do not stand in front of the poster for "Fatty Needs a Yum-Yums" eating a pie. / Maybe if you would stop eating '''everything'''!\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[SarcasmMode Yes, the fault is clearly mine...]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Johnny Cage ([[RuleOfThree yet again]])
-->'''Johnny Cage''': ''(exasperatedly)'' What do you want with me?\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': I will teach you [[DivingKick the flying kick]].\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Like I give a flying… [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar mm… y'know.]]
* Sonya Blade vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Sonya''': You look like shit.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Just gassy. It will pass.\\
'''Sonya''': ''[[ThatCameOutWrong God, I hope not...]]''
* Mileena vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Mileena''': Who disturbs the Empress?\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[TheCaligula The "empress" is disturbed as is...]]\\
'''Mileena''': ''[[IResembleThatRemark I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT!!]]''
* Bo Rai'cho vs. Kenshi
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho''': You have a choice Kenshi\\
'''Kenshi''': Which is?\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho''': [[AntiClimax I forget.]] Let's fight!
* Bo Rai'cho vs. Predator
--> '''Bo Rai'cho''': [[MythologyGag You're one ugly motherfucker!]]
* [[MirrorMatch Bo Rai'Cho vs Bo Rai'Cho]]
-->'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' Is something wrong?\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho 1:''' I'm seeing double.\\
'''Bo Rai'Cho 2:''' You're drunk! Go back to sleep.
* Erron Black vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Erron''': Run back to Raiden.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': You expect me to run?!\\
'''Erron''': [[YouAreFat With a stitch in your side]] and [[ShotInTheAss a bullet in your ass]].
* Leatherface vs. Johnny Cage
-->'''Leatherface''': [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]\\
'''Johnny Cage''': What's that on your fa...'''''[[OhCrap OH!!!]]''''' / [[NoJustNoReaction That's just really fucked up, man...]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Leatherface
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[ImprobableWeaponUser Your weapon is loud. And useless.]]\\
'''Leatherface''': [snarls]
* Leatherface vs. Bo' Rai Cho
-->'''Leatheface''': [revs his chainsaw and waves it around]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Your face is like...[[ShapedLikeItself leather]].
* Kenshi vs. Leatherface
-->'''Kenshi''': Mine's Sento. What do you call yours?\\
'''Leatherface''': RHARG!
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Kung Lao
-->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.\\
'''Kung Lao''': I'll bet you tell Liu Kang the same thing.\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': [[OnSecondThought You're right, I take it back.]]
** [[BrickJoke Bo' Rai Cho vs. Liu Kang]]
--->'''Bo' Rai Cho''': My favorite pupil.\\
'''Liu Kang''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike I'll bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing.]]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': With him, I mean it.
* Erron Black vs. Alien
--> '''Erron''': [[ChestBurster What chest did you pop out of?]]\\
'''Alien''': [''hisses'']
* Kenshi vs. Triborg:
-->'''Kenshi:''' You thugs are all alike!\\
'''Triborg:''' [[BadassBoast You've never seen anything like me.]]\\
'''Kenshi:''' [[StealthInsult Oh, I get it.]] [[DisabledSnarker 'Cause I'm blind.]]/[[MetaphoricallyTrue True,]] [[ExactWords in a literal sense.]]
* Kenshi vs. Triborg (again):
-->'''Kenshi:''' You did this to yourself on purpose.\\
'''Triborg:''' I am greater in every way.\\
'''Kenshi:''' You're certainly more of an [[PrecisionFStrike asshole.]]
* Kung Lao vs Triborg:
-->'''Kung Lao:''' Sān jīqìrén.[[note]]Chinese for 'three robot(s)'.[[/note]]\\
'''Triborg:''' You may call me Triborg.\\
'''Kung Lao:''' I call you 'ridiculous'.
* Kung Lao vs Leatherface:
-->'''Kung Lao:''' The tie is a nice touch.\\
'''Leatherface:''' ''[snarls]''
* Tanya vs Kung Lao:
-->'''Tanya:''' [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Do you toss your hat at me?]]\\
'''Kung Lao:''' [[HiddenDepths I do toss my hat.]]\\
'''Tanya:''' [[WickedCultured If you do, I am for you.]]
* Leatherface vs Kenshi:
-->'''Leatherface:''' ''[raises and revs chainsaw]''\\
'''Kenshi:''' [[SkewedPriorities I like that you're wearing your safety apron.]]
* Kitana vs. Johnny Cage:
-->'''Kitana:''' Ugh... Cage...\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' [[{{Troll}} Want some of this?]]\\
'''Kitana:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm fairly certain no one does.]]
* Johnny Cage vs. Kitana:
-->'''Johnny Cage:''' [[HelloNurse Hello, nurse!]]\\
'''Kitana:''' ''[scoffs]'' [[LameComeback You're gonna need a... nurse!]]\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Hot, but can't trash talk!
* Kitana vs. Johnny Cage (again):
-->'''Kitana:''' Is your name still on your chest?\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Tattooed. Why?\\
'''Kitana:''' [[SarcasmMode Your ego knows no bounds.]]
* Bo' Rai Cho vs. Revenant Kung Lao:
-->'''Revenant Kung Lao''': Come here to inspect my [[NiceHat hat?]]\\
'''Bo' Rai Cho''': Pass it here, and [[ToiletHumor I'll relieve myself in it.]]\\
'''Revenant Kung Lao''': Do it and die.