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** The lead-up to the scene is hilarious, too. Starting with them seriously looking for a proper fit for a contender in the pageant. Then progressing to a whole crowd of office workers gathered in the office seeing other female agents and then even some of the men being digitally altered into the bathing suit. With Gracie and even another woman in the office joining in on busting a gut laughing and throwing popcorn at the screen.
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--> '''Graice''': I didn't know that was a option.

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--> '''Graice''': Well, I didn't know that was a option.
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--> '''Graice''': I didn't know that was a option.
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* The entirety of Matthews and Hart's SlapSlapKiss fight match, during which he convinces her to take on the job. [[ThoseTwoGuys Their two counterparts take bets.]] [[spoiler: Hart wins, capped off with a brilliantly timed, "You go, girl." from the one who bet on her.]]

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* The entirety of Matthews and Hart's SlapSlapKiss fight match, during which he convinces her to take on the job. [[ThoseTwoGuys Their two counterparts take bets.]] [[spoiler: Hart wins, capped off with a brilliantly timed, "You go, girl." from the one who bet on her.]]



* Mary Jo's explanation of [[spoiler: Cathy Morningside's]] violent behavior. The Texas accent and delivery really sell it.

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* Mary Jo's explanation of [[spoiler: Cathy Morningside's]] Morningside's violent behavior. The Texas accent and delivery really sell it.



* The crowning ceremony. While [[ConfettiDrop confetti flutters]], the orchestra goes into a TriumphantReprise of "One In A Million" and [[spoiler:Gracie fights to get the booby-trapped crown away from her and the other girls]], poor Cheryl stands in the middle of it all just bawling her eyes out [[spoiler:because Gracie snatched the crown away from her]].
** And throughout the whole thing, Stan keeps singing, even [[spoiler: as the fighting gets more intense, Mary Jo gets punched and the crown blows up]]
** And then when [[spoiler:Gracie DOES get the crown from her, she throws it away from the contestants and right into a Statue of Liberty replica on the back of the stage, which promptly explodes. Cheryl immediately stops crying -- and faints. Gracie catches her and immediately crumples to the ground, apparently Cheryl's heavier than she looks.]]

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* The crowning ceremony. While [[ConfettiDrop confetti flutters]], the orchestra goes into a TriumphantReprise of "One In A Million" and [[spoiler:Gracie Gracie fights to get the booby-trapped crown away from her and the other girls]], girls, poor Cheryl stands in the middle of it all just bawling her eyes out [[spoiler:because because Gracie snatched the crown away from her]].
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** And throughout the whole thing, Stan keeps singing, even [[spoiler: as the fighting gets more intense, Mary Jo gets punched and the crown blows up]]
up.
** And then when [[spoiler:Gracie Gracie DOES get the crown from her, she throws it away from the contestants and right into a Statue of Liberty replica on the back of the stage, which promptly explodes. Cheryl immediately stops crying -- and faints. Gracie catches her and immediately crumples to the ground, apparently Cheryl's heavier than she looks.]]
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--> '''Vick''': You are not having sex on stage.

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--> '''Vick''': ''[Absolutely shocked]'' You are not having sex on stage.this stage!
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-->'''Gracie''': [''Victor is handing her a tube of what looks like Preparation H, for the bags under her eyes.''] Hemorrhoid cream. Do you really think the judges are gonna be looking that closely.

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-->'''Gracie''': [''Victor is handing her a tube of what looks like Preparation H, for the bags under her eyes.''] Hemorrhoid cream. Do you really think the judges are gonna be looking that closely.closely?



-->'''Gracie''': Oh, hairspray, finally something I recognize [''Victor sprays it on her ass, she jumps.''] What are you doing?

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-->'''Gracie''': Oh, hairspray, finally hairspray. Finally, something I recognize [''Victor sprays it on her ass, she jumps.''] What are you doing?



-->'''Miss Hawaii''': Do you ''know'' how many calories that has!
-->'''Gracie''': Uh, it's ''light'' beer, and she's gonna throw it up anyway.
* The "You think I'm gorgeous scene". It looks like Matthews is going to kiss her then he eats a chocolate bar.

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-->'''Miss Hawaii''': Do you ''know'' how many calories that has!
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-->'''Gracie''': Uh, it's ''light'' beer, and she's gonna throw it up up, anyway.
* The "You think I'm gorgeous scene".gorgeous" scene. It looks like Matthews is going to kiss her then he eats a chocolate bar.



-->'''Matthews''': Alright, Gracie Lou. Operation Thong has commenced.

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-->'''Matthews''': Alright, All right, Gracie Lou. Operation Thong has commenced.



'''Gracie''': I mean come on get over yourself. I mean really girls His ''ego'' is like this big ''(hold her hands about an arms length apart)'' and his ''[[TeenyWeenie equipment]]'' is like this big ''(holding her thumb and pointing finger about a Centimeter apart)''.\\

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'''Gracie''': I mean mean, come on on, get over yourself. I mean really girls His mean, really, girls, his ''ego'' is like this big big... ''(hold her hands about an arms length apart)'' apart)'' ...and his ''[[TeenyWeenie equipment]]'' is like this big big. ''(holding her thumb and pointing finger about a Centimeter apart)''.\\centimeter apart)''\\



--> "She's been drinking too much coppertone."

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--> "She's been drinking too much coppertone.Coppertone."
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--> "This is the mainland, [[Series/HawaiiFive0 Five-O]]."

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--> "This is the mainland, [[Series/HawaiiFive0 [[Series/HawaiiFiveO Five-O]]."

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-->'''[=McDonald=]''': And I'm the best we have? That doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.

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-->'''[=McDonald=]''': --->'''[=McDonald=]''': And I'm the best we have? That doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.


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** After a few drinks at the club Cheryl reveals her ''actual'' answer for the question was going for a romantic dinner and then a walk on the beach and talking about their favourite books and movies. Most of the contestants are charmed by this, but New York has a different reaction.
--->'''New York:''' No wonder you're still a virgin.
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'''Gracie''': He is such a pathetic loser!

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'''Gracie''': He is such a pathetic loser!loser!
* Another contestants repeated zings at Miss Hawaii following her rudeness to Cheryl:
--> "She's been drinking too much coppertone."
--> "This is the mainland, [[Series/HawaiiFive0 Five-O]]."
--> "You're a Don Ho."
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* The agents explaining why they're able to quietly remove one of the original contestants.
-->'''Gracie''': She was in a little film called ''Arma-get-it-on''. ''[snorting laughter]''\\
'''Stan''': ''[shocked]'' [[AllMenArePerverts That was her]]!?
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** And then when [[spoiler:Gracie DOES get the crown from her, she throws it away from the contestants and right into a Statue of Liberty replica on the back of the stage, which promptly explodes. Cheryl immediately stops crying -- and faints. Gracie catches her and immediately crumples to the ground, apparently Cheryl's heavier than she looks.]]

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** And then when [[spoiler:Gracie DOES get the crown from her, she throws it away from the contestants and right into a Statue of Liberty replica on the back of the stage, which promptly explodes. Cheryl immediately stops crying -- and faints. Gracie catches her and immediately crumples to the ground, apparently Cheryl's heavier than she looks.]]]]
* Gracie getting a little bit of revenge, after seemingly being refuted a Kiss with him, by explaining why Eric was at her and Mary Jo's bedroom door.
-->'''Gracie''': Oh, that ''guy''. Yeah I was dating him cause he told me he had an incurable disease... I didn't realize it was stupidity.\\
''(the girls laugh, as do the agents listening in)''\\
'''Gracie''': I mean come on get over yourself. I mean really girls His ''ego'' is like this big ''(hold her hands about an arms length apart)'' and his ''[[TeenyWeenie equipment]]'' is like this big ''(holding her thumb and pointing finger about a Centimeter apart)''.\\
''(Girls burst out laughing even louder)''\\
'''Eric''': ''(mock laughter)'' That's cute, that's real cute... ''(all of the other agents give him a deadpan stare)'' GET BACK TO WORK!\\
'''Gracie''': He is such a pathetic loser!
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** And then when [[spoiler:Gracie DOES get the crown from her, she throws it away from the contestants and right into a Statue of Liberty replica on the back of the stage, which promptly explodes. Cheryl immediately stops crying -- and faints, and Gracie has to catch her.]]

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** And then when [[spoiler:Gracie DOES get the crown from her, she throws it away from the contestants and right into a Statue of Liberty replica on the back of the stage, which promptly explodes. Cheryl immediately stops crying -- and faints, and faints. Gracie has catches her and immediately crumples to catch her.the ground, apparently Cheryl's heavier than she looks.]]
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* Most of Vick's one liners are hilarious. This troper is particularly fond of the subversion of the "if I ever had a daughter" cliche, which Vick twists to his own bidding. ''Awesomely.''

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* Most of Vick's one liners are hilarious. This troper is particularly fond of Particularly the subversion of the "if I ever had a daughter" cliche, which Vick twists to his own bidding. ''Awesomely.''
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* The RunningGag where every time Gracie tries to eat a donut, Victor is right there to snatch it away. Finally comes to a head when Gracie snaps, then cocks her gun and points it right between his eyes.

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* The RunningGag where every time Gracie tries to eat a donut, Victor is right there to snatch it away. Finally comes to a head when Gracie snaps, then cocks her gun and points it right between his eyes.Victor's eyes. Another time Gracie gets caught by a drug dog and reveals a donut she'd hidden in her dress.
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-->'''Victor''': Just... up!

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-->'''Victor''': Just... up!UP!

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* The crowning ceremony. While [[ConfettiDrop confetti flutters]], the orchestra goes into a TriumphantReprise of "One In A Million" and [[spoiler:Gracie fights to get the booby-trapped crown away from her and the other girls]], poor Cheryl stands in the middle of it all just silently bawling her eyes out [[spoiler:because Gracie snatched the crown away from her]].
** And throughout the whole thing, Stan keeps singing, even [[spoiler: as the fighting gets more intense, Mary Jo gets punched and the crown blows up]]

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* The crowning ceremony. While [[ConfettiDrop confetti flutters]], the orchestra goes into a TriumphantReprise of "One In A Million" and [[spoiler:Gracie fights to get the booby-trapped crown away from her and the other girls]], poor Cheryl stands in the middle of it all just silently bawling her eyes out [[spoiler:because Gracie snatched the crown away from her]].
** And throughout the whole thing, Stan keeps singing, even [[spoiler: as the fighting gets more intense, Mary Jo gets punched and the crown blows up]]up]]
** And then when [[spoiler:Gracie DOES get the crown from her, she throws it away from the contestants and right into a Statue of Liberty replica on the back of the stage, which promptly explodes. Cheryl immediately stops crying -- and faints, and Gracie has to catch her.]]
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** And later on, it turns out that Cheryl is [[CantBelieveISaidThat horrifically embarrassed]] about her flub. "I was like a female Film/RainMan!"
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-->'''Gracie''': [''brightly''] That would be harsher punishments for parole violators, Stan! [''Massively uncomfortable silence.'']... And world peace!

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-->'''Gracie''': [''brightly''] That would be harsher punishments for parole violators, Stan! [''Massively uncomfortable silence.'']... And silence'']... And, world peace!peace! [''Cue cheering'']
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** "I don't have a gun; my parents were Quakers."

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** "I don't have a gun; my parents ancestors were Quakers."

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