History Funny / Minions

** Even the moment after Kevin was accidentally grown to giant size by Herb's machine, the supervillain mob that pursued him ran away in fear.

-->'''Ticket Lady:''' You're not allowed in without and adult. '''[[SuddenlyShouting SCRAM, HOOLIGANS!]]'''

* The ticket lady when the Minions first attempt to enter the museum:

* Scarlet's DramaticEntrance into Buckingham Palace being spoilt by an (accidental) Corgi to the face.

--> '''Minion:''' *ahem* Oooo~
--> ''(Vampire wakes up and the Minions open the curtains and reveal a cake with a 357 candle and Happy Birthday banner)''
--> '''All Minions:''' Ta-daaaa!
--> ''(Vampire screams in agony and turns into stone)''
--> '''Minion:''' Oh. Uh... ''(chuckles nervously and blows the candle out, while the vampire turns into dust and disappears)''

* Meeting the Nelsons, a reasonably normal Sixties family... [[spoiler:that happily rob banks, get into shoot-outs with pursuing police, and encourage their daughter when she thinks she screwed up by tripping the alarm.]]
** [[spoiler: Even the discontented cat wears a ski mask during the hold-up.]]
* When we see [[spoiler:Gru and his mom]] at Villain Con, they're watching [[spoiler:Dr. Nefario using a freeze ray, accidentally freezing his own hand.]]

-->'''Scarlet:''' Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. Respect! Power!
-->'''Stuart:''' BANANA!
-->'''Scarlet:''' ''(short pause)'' Banana!

--> '''Scarlet:''' (gesturing to a painting of Queen Elizabeth the Second) Do you know who this is?
--> '''Kevin:''' Uh... la cucharacha? ([[DontExplainTheJoke Spanish for "the cockroach"]])
* Reaching Villain-Con in Orlando... [[spoiler:and finding nothing but swampland and a tackle shop. Which is TruthInTelevision because in 1968 the theme parks and suburbs hadn't been built yet.]]

* When the rest of the Minions are getting to London, they are pursued out of the Arctic by a polar bear and appear to escape danger by getting on a iceberg. However, on the next continent, there's a grizzly bear waiting for them, forcing the minions to redirect the ice elsewhere.

* Kevin getting cornered inside Herb's invention when he was pursued by the mob of supervillains and accidentally pushing a BigRedButton with a note reading "Do not push this button!". He then bumps into a switch marked "Do not flip this switch", and a lever marked "Do not pull this lever". Thankfully, nothing happens, and Kevin sighs... right into a hole marked "Do not blow into this hole!" This activates the machine that [[spoiler:turns Kevin into a giant and destroys Scarlet's castle.]]

* As [[spoiler: giant Kevin]] is kissing all of his minion brethren, he randomly exclaims "Mazeltov!"

* Scarlet's DramaticEntrance into Buckingham Palace being spoilt by an (accidental) dog to the face.

* Bob sings "Auld Lang Syne" when he has to say goodbye to a rat he befriended.

''(Kevin and Bob scream and Stuart starts licking Kevin's face. Kevin then smacks Stuart around to make him stop when [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Bob starts to suck on Kevin's head]])''\\

* The Spa scene, in which [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Stuart goes in with only a thong.]] Once he's in the tub, he ends up making out with two yellow hydrants.

--> '''Scarlet:''' Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the three little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned. But that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves a princess. So, the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown. But the little piggies weren't up to the challenge; they failed their mission. So the wolf huffed, and ''puffed'', and she '''''BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!''''' ''[the wolf crushes the pigs with [[EscalatingPunchline an anvil, a bathtub, a UFO with an alien in it, and a giant bomb]]]'' (back to sweet voice) The end.

-->'''Stuart:''' Banana?
-->''(Kevin and Bob look at each other)''
-->'''Kevin:''' Uh, Stuart? ''(asks if Stuart is alright in Minionese)''
-->'''Stuart:''' Banana! ...BANANA!!!
-->''(Kevin and Bob scream and Stuart starts licking Kevin's face. Kevin then smacks Stuart around to make him stop when [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Bob starts to suck on Kevin's head]])''
--> '''Kevin:''' Bob! Stoopa!

--> '''Stuart:''' Claire! Stephanie! Me bellas! Rawr. ''(starts kissing both of them)''

* The Minions cover [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFBt8h5LnLI Hair]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR0ULZENKfw the Universal theme song]]

* When Keven, Stuart, and Bob suddenly encounter a group of guards on the way to stealing the crown, Stuart activates his hypno hat and hypnotizes them into singing and dancing to "Hair," complete with ripping their clothes off, slapping each other's backsides, and taking their caps off and spontaneously growing long hair!

* Kevin getting cornered inside Herb's invention and accidentally pushing a BigRedButton with a note reading "Do not push this button!". He then bumps into a switch marked "Do not flip this switch", and a lever marked "Do not pull this lever". Thankfully, nothing happens, and Kevin sighs... right into a hole marked "Do not blow into this hole!" This activates the machine that [[spoiler:turns Kevin into a giant.]]

--> '''Scarlet:''' Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the three little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned. But that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves a princess. So, the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown. But the little piggies weren't up to the challenge; they failed their mission. So the wolf huffed, and ''puffed'', and she '''''BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!''''' ''(the wolf crushes the pigs with [[SerialEscalation an anvil, a bathtub, a UFO with an alien in it, and a giant bomb]])'' (back to sweet voice) The end.

* The deaths of all the Minions' previous masters, including a T-Rex (knocked off a cliff into lava), a caveman (mauled/eaten by a bear after he smacked it [[AnachronismStew with a flyswatter]]), Napoleon (shot with a badly aimed cannon), [[MissingTrailerScene a nameless king (slipped on a puddle of water, threw his sword into the air, and was impaled)]] and an Egyptian pharaoh (the Minions accidentally built his pyramid upside down and it fell over and crushed him). Especially when they kill a vampire by throwing him a surprise birthday party, and opening the curtains to add some light.

* Before the coronation, the British newscaster calls Bob “a bald, jaundiced child”.
* Bob sing 'Auld Lang Syne' when he has to say goodbye to a rat he befriended.