History Funny / MarvelAdventures

* From ''The Creeping Doom'', where Iron Man and Pepper are in a burning warehouse after Iron Man had just defeated the Plantman the the titular mutant plant, which is filled with laptop batteries. The defective laptop batteries that they came to dispose of and were stated earlier to ''explode when overheated.''

-->'''Iron Man:''' You mean the defective batteries that '''explode''' when '''overheated?'''\\
-->'''Pepper Potts:''' Yeah, that completely fill that... [[AC:burning warehouse...]]\\
-->*''BeatPanel''*\\
-->*''BeatPanel''*\\
-->*''Cue next frame of them running away from an explosion, with the unconscious Plantman in tow.''*\\
--> '''Pepper:''' Uh, aren't you supposed to be able to fly?\\

* During the adaptation of the ''Spider-Man No More''/''Birth of the Sinister Six'' storyline, after Pete calls it quits, the newly formed Sinister Six attempt to draw him out for revenge by causing mayhem in the middle of New York. Before Peter would even get the chance to hear about this attack, they wind up drawing the attention of the Fantastic Four instead. After a week, the Sinister Six express frustration that every attempt seemed to draw out every single one of New York's numerous superheroes and teams except for Spider-Man.
* ''Marvel Adventures: Avengers'' #28: Sure, it's a stereotype, but Luke Cage's sassy Momma is fun. Few people could get away with twisting Luke's ear for being disrespectful! (And at the end of the story she looks to be striking up a friendship with Jarvis.)

* From ''The Creeping Doom'', where Iron Man and Pepper are in a burning warehouse filled with laptop batteries. Laptop batteries which were defective, and stated earlier to ''explode from overheating''.
-->'''Iron Man:''' You mean the defective batteries that '''explode''' when '''overheated?'''
-->'''Pepper Potts:''' Yeah, that completely fill that... [[AC:burning warehouse...]]
-->*''BeatPanel''*
-->*''BeatPanel''*
-->*''Cue next frame of them running away from an explosion''*

* The entire Issue #12. After taking care of some geological catastrophes, The Avengers discover why; Earth is being disturbed by Ego the Living Planet who wants to get it on with Earth. After trying all the basic male hook up lines, he leaves after finding out that Earth has people in it, or in his mind, cooties. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Older readers might realize Ego is probably thinking of a different parasitic infection.]]

* ''Marvel Adventures: Avengers'' #28: Sure, it's a stereotype, but Luke Cage's sassy black Momma is fun. Few people could get away with twisting Luke's ear for being disrespectful! (And at the end of the story she looks to be striking up a friendship with Jarvis.)

* During the adaptation of the ''Spider-Man No More''/''Birth of the Sinister Six'' storyline, after Pete calls it quits, the newly formed Sinister Six attempt to draw him out for revenge by causing mayhem in the middle of New York. Before Peter would even get the chance to hear about this attack, they wind up drawing the attention of the Fantastic Four instead. After a week, the Sinister Six express frustration that every attempt seemed to draw out every single one of New York's numerous superheroes and teams except for Spider-Man.

* The entire Issue #12. After taking care of some geological catastrophes, The Avengers discover why; Earth is being disturbed by Ego the Living Planet who wants to get it on with Earth. After trying all the basic male hook up lines, he leaves after finding out that Earth has people in it, or in his mind, [[strike:crabs]] cooties.

* In ''The Avengers'' #32, the Avengers are roped into tracking down tax-dodgers for the IntimidatingRevenueService;

'''Cop:''' Huh. The '''fight''' sure went out of '''you''' quick!\\
'''Bullseye:''' '''Hulk''' says '''pay taxes.''' I pay '''taxes.'''

* In one issue of the Fantastic Four a new villain creates evil knockoffs of the four with opposite powersets. This...[[EpicFail doesn't work out]]; the only effective one is the Human Torch counterpart who's basically a copy of Hydro Man. Meanwhile the Anti-Thing is ineffectually weak, the Anti-Mr. Fantastic is so stiff he can barely move and the Visible Woman's power is to become highly visible and choose ''where on her all the force of a blow will hit''. She ends up taking a full punch from Reed on the chin and goes flying. Even the Anti-Human Torch stops being effective since, as the opposite to [[TheCasanova Johnny]], he's utterly ''terrified'' of girls and stops fighting the minute he lays eyes on Susan.

** Hulk, meanwhile, proves to be very convincing;
-->'''The Hulk:''' '''Pay taxes.'''\\
'''Bullseye:''' Okay. I will.\\

* Bullseye is confronted by cops as he's robbing a bank, and is about to attack. Hulk walks in, goes right up to Bullseye, and growls, "Pay taxes." Then leaves. Bullseye immediately surrenders.
-->'''Bullseye''': Hulk says pay taxes, I pay taxes.

-->Little girl:''' Excuse me, Mr. Spider-Man?\\

*** This troper's always liked "WHO POKED HULK?!"

--> [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk EARTH JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS!]] *attacks Ego hard enough to cause earthquakes*

---> "But I can't- ::sigh:: Fine. Get her, my pretties, I command you!" (The "attack" must be seen as well. It consists of people ''holding angry cats who are obviously not controlled in any fashion'' to the bad guys!)

-->'''May:''' Oh, I'm Peter Parker and me and my "we're not ''at all'' that serious" girlfriend are taking vacations together.

* "Well, that's an all new 'everything goes wrong' speed record!"

''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Spidey:''' I'm feeling really uncomfortable right now.

* During the adaptation of the Spider-Man No More/Birth of the Sinister Six storyline, after Pete calls it quits, the newly formed Sinister Six attempt to draw him out for revenge by causing mayhem in the middle of New York. Before Peter would even get the chance to hear about this attack, they wind up drawing the attention of the Fantastic Four instead. After a week, the Sinister Six express frustration that every attempt seemed to draw out every single one of New York's numerous superheroes and teams except for Spider-Man.