History Funny / KungFuHustle

-->'''Landlady''': [takes her shoe off, slaps Sing with it] Fat woman, my ass!

-->'''Landlad''': ''[slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!

-->'''Sing''': We're on the same side!
-->'''Landlady''': Same side, my ass!

-->'''Sing''': Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?

-->'''Sing''': I'm with the Axe Gang!
-->'''Landlad''': [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
-->'''Sing''': (Calling to the sleeping Bone.) Boss!
-->'''Landlady''': [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
-->'''Sing''': You have to pay our medical bills!
-->'''Landlady''': Bills, my ass!

* When The Axe Gang shows up in Pig Alley after Sing's antics, [[EmpathicEnvironment bringing ominous clouds with them]] with each step, the Landlady dismisses the clouds as its going to rain. But when she gets called out by them, she [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere dashes up the stairs]] with SuperSpeed to her room and hides under her blankets in bed.

** And that's only ''beginning'' - in the process of getting away, Sing ends up getting covered by a basket of poisonous snakes. Bone tells him that the snakes can be pacified if he whistles. Sing, after a brief moment of hesitation, tries it... and ''instantly'' gets bitten in the mouth by two snakes.

* Sing and Bone's ''catastrophic'' attempt at assassinating the Landlady. First, Sing tries to throw a knife at her from afar. It bounced off of a ceiling and rebounds into his shoulder. So Bone tries to do it instead, but Bone has even worse aim and throws it ''directly'' into his other shoulder. So Sing suggests Bone gets closer, only for Bone to stab him with a third knife on the backswing and smack the landlady with the handle instead. Bone, being a [[MeaninfgulName bonehead]], pulls the knife out of his arm, then when Sing complains he ''puts it back in''.

* Sing and Bone's ''catastrophic'' attempt at assassinating the Landlady. First, Sing tries to throw a knife at her from afar. It bounced off of a ceiling and rebounds into his shoulder. So Bone tries to do it instead, but Bone has even worse aim and throws it ''directly'' into his other shoulder. So Sing suggests Bone gets closer, only for Bone to stab him with a third knife on the backswing and smack the landlady with the handle instead. Bone, being a dummy, pulls the knife out of his arm, then when Sing complains he ''puts it back in.''

** And that's only beginning - in the process of getting away, Sing ends up getting covered by a basket of poisonous snakes. Bone tells him that the snakes can be pacified if he whistles. Sing, after a brief moment of hesitation, tries it... and ''instantly'' gets bitten in the mouth by two snakes.
* Sing, fleeing from the enraged land lady, uses the knife stuck in his shoulder as a rearview mirror.

* When Sing offers to fight anyone in Pig Alley, he first picks a woman and gives her first hit...and she hits him in the gut, hard enough to make him spit out blood. He then picks a short man in the crowd. As the crowd parts the short man stands up to reveal his staggering height and muscular figure. Sing hastily changes his mind. Followed by an elderly man with glasses who turns out to have a bodybuilder figure. Followed by Sing challenging a kid... who ALSO happens to have a bodybuilder figure.

* When Sing offers to fight anyone in Pig Alley, he first picks a woman and gives her first hit...and she hits him in the gut, hard enough to make him spit out blood. He then picks a short man in the crowd. As the crowd parts the short man stands up to reveal his staggering height and muscular figure. Sing hastily changes his mind. Followed by an elderly man with glasses who turns out to have a bodybuilders figure. Followed by Sing challenging a kid who ALSO has a bodybuilders figure.

* Sing and Bone's ''catastrophic'' attempt at assassinating the Landlady. First, Sing tries to throw a knife at her from afar. It bounced off of a ceiling and rebounds into his shoulder. So Bone tries to do it instead, but Bone has even worse aim and throws it ''directly'' into his other shoulder. So Sing suggests Bone gets closer, only for Bone to stab him with a third knife on the backswing and smack the landlady with the handle instead. Bone, being a dummy, pulls the knife out of his arm, then when Sing complains he ''puts it back in.'' And that's only beginning - in the process of getting away, Sing ends up getting covered by a basket of poisonous snakes.