History Funny / KingdomHeartsX

* The final "Case of Luxu" segment in Back Cover begins with the Master of Master bequeathing his Keyblade unto Luxu and talking about names, before he reveals something unsettling:

-->'''Xehanort:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I'm being told that line should be said ''far more insufferably.'' Let's try that again, shall we? ''(clears throat)'' "MY ''FRIENDS'' ARE MY POWER!" ''(makes a false whining sound)'' That's what you sound like, Sora! [[ShutUpKirk Every time you open your mouth, that's what you sound like!]]

* Meta example from the Twitter of Creator/BenDiskin: [[https://twitter.com/BenjaminDiskin/status/1271885573385404417 Xehanort's friends are his power.]]

* When Aladdin summons Genie for the first time in Agrabah, he asks for Aladdin's name. Both Aladdin and your player character answer him, causing him to give you the brush-off, saying that it's "a lamp-genie priority thing."

* [[Disney/{{Hercules}} Philoctetes]] dismissed the the Player as a kid and a wannabe and a pipsqueak at the start of the Olympus tournament. Of course, once the Player passes the preliminary round, Phil becomes completely convinced...

* Pretty much any time [[Disney/{{Hercules}} Hades]] appears -- which is par for the course for him.

* In [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} Castle of Dreams]], you save the Grand Duke from Heartless while he's on his way to Cinderella's house. After thanking you, he goes on his way...[[DevelopersForesight unless you're playing as a girl]], in which case he'll ask you to try the glass slipper on - the orders were to find ''every'' maiden in the land after all. However, he asks you to remove what you're already wearing first, and as you don't comply, he hurries onward to Cinderella's house, leaving you visibly disappointed. Then Chirithy shows up to remind you that you already know who the slipper fits, so there's no point in trying.
* The Time Attack mission introduced on January 26, 2018 actually includes story content. When you start out, your wielder and the wielder with the white afro and goofy glasses encounter a female wielder wearing a pink frog hat who has already completed the quest. You meet her again at the end only to find her no longer wearing the [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Iago]] accessory that's the reward for the challenge because, according to her, "That's so yesterday!" The scene then cuts to a Moogle-headed wielder who has the accessory and, observing her without it, thinking that he beat her for once and she's going to be jealous.

* The conclusion of the Moogle O' Glory quest line. The Moogle shopkeeper who gave you the weapon demands it back, and you comply...only for the Keyblade to warp back into your hand. How does the Moogle react to this? By snatching the Keyblade away from you and ''pointing it at you, while striking your own battle pose''. Would be a CrowningMomentOfAwesome if not for the Keyblade just warping into your hand again. This scene almost makes [[ThatOneSidequest the quest line]] worthwhile.

* When Ava instructs [[spoiler:the Dandelions]] not to speak of the plan, the very next main story update shows [[OpenSecret just how long that lasted]].

* When the Master is showing off Chirity and explaining what happens if one becomes an evil spirit, Aced concludes that they'd need to destroy it on the spot. However Ava strongly disagrees, while Gula points out it's no wonder Aced is the [[BearsAreBadNews bear]] because he's "scary." Ava then suggests Aced could just growl at them instead, which he ''actually ponders'' on for a minute before realizing [[DeadpanSnarker she's teasing him.]] Even Ira is chuckling in the background, and the Master is flat out {{Corpsing}} as he tries to tell Aced "they won't know unless he tries."

* One of the ways Adventurers can attack is by - and this isn't a joke - [[MotivationOnAStick taking a out a gem, attaching it to a stick, dangling it in front of its steed and letting it mow you down as it tries to catch the treasure]]! Complete with a sound effect that sounds like something right out of an early cartoon.

* The Time Attack mission introduced on January 26, 2018 actually includes story content. When you start out, your wielder and the wielder with the white afro and goofy glasses encounter a female wielder wearing a pink frog hat who has already completed the quest. You meet her again at the end only to find her no longer wearing the [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Iago]] accessory that's the reward for the challenge because, according to her, "That's so yesterday!" The scene then cuts to a Moogle-headed wielder who has the accessory and, observing her without it, thinking that he beat her for once and she's going to be jealous.

* In [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} Castle of Dreams]], you save the Grand Duke from Heartless while he's on his way to Cinderella's house. After thanking you, he goes on his way...unless you're playing as a girl, in which case he'll ask you to try the glass slipper on - the orders were to find ''every'' maiden in the land after all. However, he asks you to remove what you're already wearing first, and as you don't comply, he hurries onward to Cinderella's house, leaving you visibly disappointed. Then Chirithy shows up to remind you that you already know who the slipper fits, so there's no point in trying.

* The Time Attack mission introduced on January 26, 2018 actually includes story content. When you start out, your wielder and the wielder with the white afro and goofy glasses encounter a female wielder wearing a pink frog hat who has already completed the quest. You meet her again at the end only to find her no longer wearing the [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Iago]] accessory that's the reward for the challenge because, according to her, "That's so yesterday!" The scene then cuts to a Moogle-headed wielder who has the accessory and, observing her without it, thinking that he beat for once and she's going to be jealous.

* The Time Attack mission introduced on January 26, 2018 actually includes story content. When you start out, your wielder and the wielder with the white afro and goofy glasses encounter a female wielder wearing a pink frog hat who as already completed the quest. You meet her again at the end only to find her no longer wearing the [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Iago]] accessory that's the reward for the challenge because, according to her, "That's so yesterday!" The scene then cuts to a Moogle-headed wielder who has the accessory and, observing her without it, thinking that he beat for once and she's going to be jealous.

* In [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} Castle of Dreams]], you save the Grand Duke from Heartless while he's on his way to Cinderella's house. After thanking you, he goes on his way...unless you're playing as a girl, in which case he'll ask you to try the glass slipper on - the orders were to find ''every'' maiden in the land after all. However, he asks you to remove what you're already wearing first, and as you don't comply, he hurries onward to Cinderella's house, leaving you visibly disappointed. Then Chirithy shows up to remind you that you already know who the slipper fits, so there's no point in trying.

* In [[Disney/Cinderella Castle of Dreams]], you save the Grand Duke from Heartless while he's on his way to Cinderella's house. After thanking you, he goes on his way...unless you're playing as a girl, in which case he'll ask you to try the glass slipper on - the orders were to find ''every'' maiden in the land after all. However, he asks you to remove what you're already wearing first, and as you don't comply, he hurries onward to Cinderella's house, leaving you visibly disappointed. Then Chirithy shows up to remind you that you already know who the slipper fits, so there's no point in trying.

* At one point, Chirithy lampshades the fact that your player character doesn't talk much.

* [[https://i.reddituploads.com/7cb63b557e9e475999b0317ac2edfed7?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=037b42d68014f98d0db189ebe8538fe0 Sora is no longer the silliest-looking canonical character in the series.]]