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-->'''Qwenthur:''' That means…That means this is what they call [[BeachEpisode a swimsuit episode]], Havia!!
-->'''Havia: ''' We get to see the wonderful collaboration of the princess’s plain but lovely swimsuit and our large-breasted commander’s almost unairable swimsuit, Qwenthur!!

* In the first chapter of volume 7, Froleytia receives a private phone call, which is revealed to be kidnappers stating that they have her daughter. Their response as they realize that not only have they got the wrong number, but they called the military by mistake, is priceless.

--> '''Havia:''' *[[SpitTake Spit-take]] followed by intense regret*

--> '''Havia:''' [[ChivalrousPervert If you know that many, introduce me to some of them!]] An army of [[HotScientist girls in glasses and lab coats]] sounds like a dream come true!!

--> '''Qwenthur:''' If you want. Their defenses are weak, but they jump to conclusions way too fast. If you just think you’re having some fun, it can come back to bite you. You’ll start to think [[KnifeNut a girl wielding a knife]] is downright cute when you have to deal with ones [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill using homemade railguns or thermobaric bombs]]. Don’t forget the E in STEM.

* In Episode 9, Qwenthur and Havia are in the middle of a gunfight with a group of terrorists in Antarctica. The firefight [[ATruceWhileWeGawk comes to a halt]] when both sides notice a group of baby penguins walking and sliding away. Both the terrorists as well as Qwenthur and Havia cheer as the penguins make it out alive, and then the shootout resumes.

* Kevin is a soldier in the 37th who constantly [[FatalFamilyPhoto carries around a photo of his family]]. All of the genre savvy members of the unit are terrified he's going to get himself killed and eventually try to send him to safety while facing a heavily-armed enemy unit. Kevin admits he made the whole thing up so he wouldn't look so pathetic as a middle aged bachelor. The rest of the soldiers immediately load him down with armor and two guns and send him to fight the unit solo because there's no way somebody so pathetic would die.

* In Volume 8 Qwenthur makes a crude parabollic antenna to spy on an enemy base by intercepting their LAN signals. Havia immediately questions why Qwenthur knows all these tricks:
---> '''Qwenthur:''' This was popular back in my safe country school. {{Yandere}} girls would use it to peek at the emails of people they had decided were their boyfriend. Unlike hacking, this doesn’t require any specialized knowledge, so it’s often used to target Wi-Fi and Bluetooth.
---> '''Havia:''' Honestly, you STEM students.
---> '''Qwenthur:''' It wasn’t that bad a place. A girl in the sciences sounds rarer than a normal girl, but all the girls in the school were like that. Upperclassmen, underclassmen, all of them.
---> '''Havia:''' [[ChivalrousPervert If you know that many, introduce me to some of them!]] An army of [[HotScientist girls in glasses and lab coats]] sounds like a dream come true!!
---> '''Qwenthur:''' If you want. Their defenses are weak, but they jump to conclusions way too fast. If you just think you’re having some fun, it can come back to bite you. You’ll start to think [[KnifeNut a girl wielding a knife]] is downright cute when you have to deal with ones [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill using homemade railguns or thermobaric bombs]]. Don’t forget the E in STEM.

---> '''Havia:''' My brain knows that, but…y’know, people sometimes have to follow their hearts. Like when I see that beauty in a dress over there with the horny-looking expression.
---> '''Qwenthur:''' [[AttractiveBentGender That’s a trap]]. You can tell from the location of the pelvis.
---> '''Havia:''' *[[SpitTake Spit-take]] followed by intense regret*

* After Qwenthur is forced into crosdressing as a maid yet again during an infiltration mission in Volume 16, the rumors of a mysterious "Legendary Maid" become a global top trending topic for the rest of the novel. Qwenthur is incredibly annoyed by all this, particularly the reactions of some acquaintances. Monica, who is aware of his crosdressing persona, had made Qwenthur promise not to crossdress again since the first time had stolen attention from her idol debut, so she's understandably mad. Heivia and Oh Ho Ho are unaware of the Legendary Maid's true identity, and while Heivia is smitten with her and wanst to meet her, Oh Ho Ho is jealous of an amateur getting so popular on the internet.
--->Legendary Maid Quensette had apparently reached the level of inhuman beauty. At this rate, the Capitalist Corporations’ [=TechCiv=] would create a speculative design and the Information Alliance would create [[VirtualCelebrity a 3D model to give her a life of her own as a Virtual Whatever-tuber]].

* In the same episode, the two find out about a terrorist plot to destroy a vacation resort on the Moon in order to assassinate a high-value target. As their country wants the guy dead too, they're ordered to just let them do it. Then Qwenthur remembers Havia's fiancee mentioning something about staying at a vacation resort far removed from the conflict. Havia promptly calls her to verify that, only for her to confirm that [[OhCrap she's indeed at that same resort right now, with less than a minute left on the countdown.]]