History Funny / GetOut2017

-->'''Rose:''' Rod, just stop.\\
'''Rod:''' What?\\

'''Rod:''' What the fuck you...''No!'' Chris is my best friend. Look, if you did something to him-\\

'''Rod:''' No. What you talkin' about, girl? I called you about Chris.\\

'''Rod:''' What the fuck you...No! Chris is my best friend. Look, if you did something to him...\\

'''Rod:''' Ain't nobody thought about fucking you. Why would you say some stupid shit? What the... You ass! Fuck you! I didn't wanna... Fuck you! Bye! ''[hangs up]'' Shit! God! She's so... She's a fuckin'... She's a... She's a genius.

-->'''Rod:''' [[EurekaMoment SEX SLAVE!]] [[OhCrap OH,]] ''[[OhCrap SHIT!]]'' CHRIS, YOU GOTTA GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA THERE! YOU IN SOME [[Film/EyesWideShut EYES WIDE SHUT SITUATION!]] ''LEAVE,'' [[CurseCutShort MOTHERF-]]

* From Rod after he finds Chris: [long {{beat}}]… [[IWarnedYou "Man, I]] ''[[IWarnedYou told]]'' [[IWarnedYou you not to go in that house."]]

->'''Detective Latoya:''' Hello, Mr...
->'''Rod:''' Williams, Rod Williams. ''(gives Latoya a handshake)''
->'''Detective Latoya:''' From the TSA?
->'''Rod:''' Yes, ma'am.
->'''Detective Latoya:''' You know all TSA issues should be brought to their authorizing officer, right?
->'''Rod:''' Yes, ma'am, but this is NOT TSA business.
->'''Detective Latoya:''' Okay, don't call me "ma'am", otherwise we're not gonna get along. How can I help you, Rod Williams from the TSA?
->'''Rod:''' Alright, here it is: my boy Chris has been missing for two days.
->'''Detective Latoya:''' ''(misinterpreting Rod's statement)'' Your son is missing?
->'''Rod:''' Oh, not my son, my ''friend''; he's 26. His name is, uhh, Chris. Chris Washington.
->''(Latoya [[{{Beat}} just stares at Rod.]])''
->'''Rod:''' He left on Friday with his girlfriend, Rose Armitage.
->''([[{{Beat}} Latoya still stares at Rod.]])''
->'''Rod:''' She's white.
->'''Detective Latoya:''' ''(nods)'' Go on.
->'''Rod:''' Chris was supposed to come back on Sunday, right? And I've been watching his dog Sid. ''(picks Sid up to prove his alibi)''
->'''Detective Latoya:''' That's Sid.
->'''Rod:''' Cute, right? So, Chris sent this to me from his girlfriend's parents house. ''(shows Latoya a photo of Andre/Logan)'' See, that's Andre Hayworth, okay? Somebody we knew from back in the day. Apparently, he's been ''missing for six months'' in some affluent suburb.
->'''Detective Latoya:''' ''(looking at the photo)'' He don't look so missing to me.
->'''Rod:''' That's 'cause we found him, but Chris says he's acting real different.
->'''Detective Latoya:''' Different ''how?''
->'''Rod:''' This dude is from Brooklyn, he didn't dress like this!
->'''Detective Latoya:''' Ah, he didn't use to dress like this.
->'''Rod:''' Plus he's married to a [[WhereTheWhiteWomenAt white woman twice his age.]]
->'''Detective Latoya:''' And that would explain the clothes, alright. ''(laughs)'' Oh, lord, Rod Williams from TSA...
->'''Rod:''' I know, I know, I know. Okay, I'm trying to work towards this... Look, what I'm about to tell you gon' sound crazy, you ready?
->'''Detective Latoya:''' Alright. Try me.
->'''Rod:''' I believe they been abducting black people, brainwashing them, making them work as sex slaves and shit- oop, sorry about the shit! Sorry.
->''([[{{Beat}} Latoya pauses to take what Rod said in...]])''
->'''Latoya:''' Hang on a second...
->''(SmashCut to Latoya with two other detectives standing behind her with Rod retelling his story.)''
->'''Rod:''' ...Then he sent me this weird picture, and I'm like "Aw, man, that's Andre Hayworth! This dude's been missing for six months!", right? So I do all my research, you know, 'cause as a TSA agent; you guys are detectives, I got the same training, you know, we might know MORE than y'all sometimes because we be dealing with some terrorist shit, but that's a totally different story. So, look, I go do my detective work, right? And I start putting my pieces together, and see, this what I came up with: they're probably abducting black people, brainwashing them, and making them slaves or ''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference sex]]'' [[DistinctionWithoutADifference slaves, not just regular slaves, but sex slaves or some shit.]] See, I don't know if it's the hypnosis that's making them slaves or whatnot, but all I know is [[CassandraTruth they already got two brothers we know, and it could be a whole BUNCH of brothers they got already!]] [[HopeSpot What's the next move?]]
->''([[{{Beat}} The detectives just stare blankly at Rod]] before laughing right in his face)''
->'''Detecive Latoya:''' ''(to the other detectives)'' And don't ever, EVER, say I don't do nothing for you! ''(to Rod)'' [[WhereTheWhiteWomenAt Oh, white girls!]] They get you ''every time!''

->'''Rod:''' No shit, why's he dressed like that?
->'''Chris:''' It's not that, it's everything! He came to the party with a white woman who was thirty years older than him.
->'''Rod:''' [[EurekaMoment SEX SLAVE!]] [[OhCrap OH,]] ''[[OhCrap SHIT!]]'' CHRIS, YOU GOTTA GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA THERE! YOU IN SOME [[Film/EyesWideShut EYES WIDE SHUT SITUATION!]] ''LEAVE,'' [[CurseCutShort MOTHERF-]]
-> ''(The call abruptly cuts off as Chris's phone battery dies.)''

* Rod's encounter with the detectives when trying to help find Chris (pictured). He apologizes for saying “shit”, only to say it again when he repeats his testimony.