History Funny / DragonAgeOriginsAwakening

--> '''Anders''': Hey, now, I'm quite fond of the Howes. (''{{beat}}'') [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm also fond of the Whys, the Whos and the Whats!]]

* In one triggered party talk, Oghren wants to talk about his darkspawn dreams.
--> '''Oghren''': Hespith screamed and a thousand darkspawn burst from her! Then the darkspawn surrounded me and started talking. Asking me if I would like lemon in my tea, could I please teach them to read and write, and one of them kept repeating, "Where's the baby?" And that's when I woke up.
--> '''Warden''': Uh, that's not a Grey Warden dream.

--> '''Nathaniel''': [[SarcasmMode How clever.]]

--> '''Oghren:''' (''laughs'') That's what I always say.

* The Warden mocking The First when the latter realized he was tricked.

** [[spoiler:King Alistair]], meanwhile, thinks Rylock's talking about Oghren. "Oh, the dwarf's a bit of an arse, but I wouldn't say..."

-->'''The Mother''': Ahh, but perhaps The Warden would like to hear how it was that [[spoiler: The Father began the blight. You want the source of the Archdemon? The one who brought all our kind to the surface? (''Indicates The Architect.'') HERE HE IS!]]

-->'''The Warden:''' You weren't ''[[{{Pun}} the "first"]]'' of your class, I take it.\\

-->'''The Warden:''' You wasn't ''[[{{Pun}} the "first"]]'' of your class, I take it.
-->'''The Warden:''' Seems that you was considered "expendable".

-->'''The Warden:''' You weren't ''[[{{Pun}} the "first"]]'' of your class, I take it.

-->'''The Warden:''' You weren't [[Pun the "first"]] of your class, I take it.

* Most of the childish pranks conducted during the "[[YouMakeMeSic Blight Orfans]]" questline, a fake children's charity that is (not so) secretly orchestrated by the drunk patrons of the ''Crown and Lion'' tavern.

-->'''Oghren''': NO ONE TOUCHES OGHREN'S JUNK AND ''LIVES!''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79S4oGC8K5o "NO ONE TOUCHES OGHREN'S JUNK AND LIVES!"]]

* Oghren can be chatting with the Warden and say, apropos of nothing, "Can I have a pony?" Later, the Warden can find ''a toy horse'' in the Blackmarsh and give it to Oghren, who is at first confused - and then laughs himself sick. It's equal parts Funny and Heartwarming.
--> '''Oghren:''' You make me laugh, Warden. Thanks.

* The "Can I have a pony?" conversation with Oghren.
-->'''Warden''': I bet you can't tell me what you just said.
** The follow-up -- Oghren's reaction when the Warden gives him the Toy Horse gift and reminds him of his request -- is also funny as well as rather sweet.
*** If you have the Toy Horse with you, you can give it to him then and there instead of waiting for a follow-up.
--->'''Warden''': It's a rocking horse. It rocks.
* And let's not forget [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJhaXm0lzkc Oghren's Joining]]. First he asks why the goblet is so small, then drinks it. What tops the scene off is that you don't get the creepy whispering scene like with yourself and other people, he just smacks his lips and says it's not bad.
** Varel's reactions are hilarious as well.
** Later on, when he complains that he's gotten a strange green rash and wonders if it was something to do with the Joining, the Warden can suggest that's because you're ''not'' supposed to drink the '''whole''' goblet.

-->'''Valens:''' o_O