History Funny / Daredevil2015

-->'''Brett Mahoney:''' Officere of the law. Defense attorney. [[FriendlyEnemy We're supposed to be enemies.]]\\
'''Foggy Nelson:''' First off, we've been enemies since we were four, Brett, so let's not blame it on career choices. Secondly, I'm not a particularly good defense attorney, so helping me is like helping yourself. And finally, these are for Bess. ''[Foggy hands Brett a bag of cigars]''\\

--->'''Karen Page''': [[EmbarrassingNickname "Foggy Bear"?]]\\
'''Foggy Nelson''': We used to date.\\
'''Karen Page''': You dated ''that''?\\
'''Foggy Nelson''': Yep. Let's step a little faster!\\
'''Karen Page''': Oh, my God.

'''James Wesley:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Technically, we paid someone else to shoot him.]]
* Wesley's annoyed expression when it's revealed both Fisk and Madame Gao speak both Chinese and English, [[CompletelyUnnecessaryTranslator making him totally useless]]. He's like "These two completely understand each other. What am I doing here? I'm practically wallpaper.". It gets better when Gao reveals that she and Fisk also know Japanese, making Wesley feel even more useless for unnecessarily having to translate whatever Nobu says.

'''Foggy Nelson:''' OK, let's say we keep Matt in the dark. How long do you think... ''[[[SpeakOfTheDevil As if on cue, Matt suddenly opens the door and walks in]]; [[OhCrap Foggy's eyes go wide]]]'' ...[[LastSecondWordSwap I should grow my hair?]] Matt, what's your take on that? Mullet? Full pony?\\

'''Karen Page:''' Yeah.\\

** Something else to consider about the balloon: Karen hands the balloon to Matt while they're in the living room section of the apartment. The next time we see it, when Claire comes by, it's over in the kitchen area. Then, even later on in the episode, it's moved back near the couches, secured to the radiators behind Matt as he does his mediating. This gives us the image of Matt trudging around his apartment holding tight to his balloon's string like a sad little child.

'''Matt Murdock:''' No, never.\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!]]\\

'''Karen Page:''' You are. Your name is Steve Schaeffer and I am your wife Isabella. You got into a barfight defending my honor! And other than the beer that was wasted when that bottle sliced through your flesh, I have got no regrets because I have loved you since I was sixteen. Hot Irish temper and all! ''[beat]'' The nurse actually cried when I told her that part, by the way.\\

* This exchange, when Matt and Foggy first meet Karen:
-->'''Karen Page:''' So how long have you been practicing law?\\

''[Karen pulls a ThisIsGonnaSuck face, while Matt and Foggy remain unflappable throughout]''

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' All right, I'm just gonna say this once and we can move on. [[DistractedByTheSexy You don't necessarily show the best judgement when beautiful women are involved, Matt.]]\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' [[AchievementsInIgnorance I don't know.]] It's kinda spooky, actually! But if there's a stunning woman of questionable morality in the room, [[TheCasanova Matt Murdock]] is going to find her, and [[ButtMonkey Foggy Nelson]] is going to suffer.\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' All right, I don't disagree with anything you're saying.\\

* When Matt and Foggy are checking out the office space, Matt effortlessly charms the realtor into guiding him around the office. As he does so, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Foggy can be seen rolling his eyes and thinking, "Here he goes again."]]
* While the girls are being corralled into the container, the bribed security guard is sitting there eating his dinner in a lawn chair while it goes on. Especially when he just stares in shock as Matt fights Turk's men, not getting out of his chair. And then Matt throws his stick at him, causing him to fall off the pier.

--->'''Leland Owlsley:''' It's freezing this high up! Next time we're meeting at Per Se. I'll domesticate you boys yet.\\

'''Leland Owlsley:''' Yes, it's perfect "Chechnyans-kidnap-a-preschool" weather, Vladimir.

'''Anatoly Ranskahov:''' ''[incredulous]''....That man is ''Japanese.''\\
'''Leland Owlsley:''' I ''know'' that! But I was thinking, [[InterchangeableAsianCultures maybe...]]\\

'''Karen Page:''' I have work to do.\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' And they offered us a job, a great job. Which we turned down to go off and save the world. Now they hate us. ''[to Matt]'' We'll need to load for bear if we're gonna take them on.\\

-->'''Wilson Fisk:''' I know that you have feelings regarding this matter. I respect that. But if Detective Blake chooses to speak out of turn, the result would be unpleasant, for you and for me.\\

* Wesley's annoyed expression when it's revealed both Fisk and Madame Gao speak both Chinese and English, [[CompletelyUnnecessaryTranslator making him totally useless]]. He's like "These two completely understand each other. What am I doing here? I'm practically wallpaper.". It get better when both Fisk and Gao reveal that they also know Japanese, making Wesley feel even more useless for unnecessarily having to translate whatever Nobu says.
* Foggy and Karen show up at the Nelson & Murdock office debating whether or not to tell Matt about their incident at Mrs. Cardenas' building.

* When Matt and Foggy are checking out the office space, Matt effortlessly charms the realtor into guiding him around the office. As he does so, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Foggy can be rolling his eyes and thinking, "Here he goes again."]]

** Blake is not too happy about having to cave to Matt and Foggy's demands, especially with how they've interfered in Fisk's plans for Karen. He tells Matt, "I'll call the ADA. But you take that tone with me again, [[KickTheDog I don't care if you're blind, I'll kick the shit out of you.]]" Hoffman and Foggy give "Did you really just say that?" faces to Blake while Matt gives him a look of, "[[BringIt I'd like to see you try]]."
* When Matt and Foggy are checking out the office space, watch how effortlessly Matt charms the realtor. Then rewind. Notice that Foggy's doing a "Here he goes again" reaction [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]].

* Matt takes Karen back to his apartment. As soon as they step inside, Karen asks Matt if he has a shirt she can borrow since the T-shirt she got from Foggy is wet. Matt laughs, "[[DidYouJustHaveSex Well, don't tell Foggy. Let me grab something for you]]" as if knowing that Foggy will assume Matt and Karen had sex if he drops by [[SexyShirtSwitch and finds her wearing one of Matt's shirts]]. Matt quickly disappears into his bedroom and gives her one of his dress shirts. As Karen pulls her T-shirt off and buttons her new shirt, Matt pours her a glass of water from the sink:

* When Wesley is talking to Vladimir and pretending not to know what happened to Anatoly, Vladimir accuses him and Fisk of having done something to him, saying, "Last time I spoke to him, he was headed to visit Mr..." then trails off as Wesley gives him a look of "Go ahead, say it, I'm daring you." Prompting Vladimir to correct himself to "...your employer." To which Wesley smirks as if to say, "I thought so."

'''Leland Owlsley:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Deal me in on that]]! What the hell happened?\\

** Then Elena Cardenas comes into the office to hire the firm. Since her grasp of English is pretty flimsy, Karen translates her Spanish. Partway through the meeting, Matt lets slip that he also speaks Spanish and is more fluent. Karen offers Matt to take over, but Matt replies with a casual "[[ArousedByTheirVoice No, no, I like listening to your voice]]." Karen smiles shyly. Foggy, annoyed, just sighs and tells Elena, "Go on, Mrs. Cardenas..." in a tone of "Matt, save the flirting for later."
** Matt decides to divvy up work by going to the precinct to pick up the police reports lodged against Elena's landlord, while sending Foggy to Landman & Zack to meet with Tully's lawyers. [[ButtMonkey Foggy]] protests.
--->'''Foggy Nelson:''' I can't go to L&Z alone! They're gonna shark attack me, Matt! Look at me! I'm ''delicious''!\\

* Wilson Fisk complains that humanity is obsessed with "celebrity weddings and videos of cats."

--->'''Brett Mahoney:''' Last thing I need is to be seen chumming it up with the enemy. ''[holds up Foggy's cigar bag]'' Especially ones bringing cigars for my mom.\\

-->'''Leland Owlsley:''' That's why I'm only taking ''half'' your money. You go your way. I go mine. Not what I'd call win-win... but it's as close as we're gonna get with this. So... we on the same page?\\

-->'''Fisk:''' How quickly we turn into savages. The moment we walk through these prison doors-\\
'''Frank:''' You tried to have me killed.\\
'''Fisk:''' ...Yes. It would have been cleaner that way, but you got what you wanted!

-->'''Frank''': Ma'am, can I ask you, do you guys always serve bullshit here or is that just her, huh?

-->'''Frank''': People that get inside you and... and...and tear you apart, and make you feel like you're never gonna recover. Shit. I'd... I... I would chop my arm off right here, in this restaurant, just to feel that one more time for my wife. My old lady, she didn't just break my heart. She... She'd rip it out, she'd tear it apart, she'd step on that shit, feed it to a dog. I mean, she was ruthless. She brought the pain. [[TearJerker But she'll never hurt me again. You see, I'll never feel that.]]

* Fisk's introduction. We see an ImagineSpot of him preparing a gourmet omelette while listening to his classical music, and just as he deposits the omelette onto the plate, we smash cut to the prison environment and Fisk eating his inferior-quality omelette.

* Nadeem is tasked by Hattley with making the Rikers run to get intel from Fisk. He's less than thrilled with the situation, given Fisk hasn't been producing anything useful to the last few agents who've made this milk run, and makes this clear when Fisk is brought into the room:
-->'''Ray Nadeem:''' Mr. Fisk, I'm Special Agent Ray Nadeem with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The FBI would like your assistance with... ''[sighs]'' let's just cut to the part where you tell me to eat shit, so we can stop wasting each other's time, huh?

** When picking Rosalie Carbone up as she participates in a groundbreaking ceremony, Nadeem has to motion for Dex and Arinori to hang back instead of making a scene (as happened when they were picking up another gangster at his body shop), then approaches Rosalie and asks her to "Please come quietly."
** As the crimelords are waiting, we see Rosalie idly doing her nails to pass the time.

--->'''John Hammond:''' Bullshit. This is a sting.\\

** One of the bosses, Starr, refuses to pay the 20% fee, quipping "I don't know how you keep that suit white with all the bullshit you pack into it", and accuses Fisk of setting them up so he can buy more time in his new penthouse at the Presidential. Prompting Dex, who has changed into his "Daredevil" costume, to throw a baton at his head from offscreen, killing him. Fisk stares at the blood pooling from Starr's head, and has only one thing to say:

'''Ray Nadeem:''' Music/{{Beyoncé}} has fewer demands.

* As Fisk is being escorted into the Presidential, he sees his lawyers and directs them to seek out Vanessa's location.

* Dex and his indulging coworker Lim decide to play a prank on Fisk while delivering him food from room service.

** Considering that Fisk already ate prison food, it makes sense that he wouldn't be that mad. Well, that and because of the possibility of Matt being killed at the moment.

--->'''Matt:''' Ha. That actually explains a lot.

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' I can't go to L&Z alone! They're gonna shark attack me, Matt! Look at me! I'm ''delicious''!\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' ''[looks at her]'' I mean, yeah, if she wants to.\\
'''Karen Page:''' Oh... sure! ''[stands up from her desk]'' I've never seen sharks feed up close before.\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' You both are ''so'' funny....

-->'''Matt Murdock:''' I'm told the co-op nearly rioted. Some oversight from the developer's agreement. Upside is, nobody wanted it, and I got a corner apartment at a hell of a discount.

''[Nobu and Madame Gao stare at Owlsley, looking very offended]''\\

'''Karen Page:''' We're the same age, Foggy.[[labelnote:*]]In real life, Creator/EldenHenson is seven years older than Creator/DeborahAnnWoll[[/labelnote]]\\

'''Karen Page:''' ''[smiles]'' I--I did! For a day! \\

'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[smiles]'' I'm not getting a dog.\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' Uh, Karen? ''[Karen gives Matt and Foggy an exasperated look of, "What, you're too lazy to answer the door yourselves?"]''\\

** The story's even funnier after season 3 reveals that Foggy's family has run a butcher shop in Hell's Kitchen since 1957 (according to the logo on their front door), and we see his mom try to push him into helping Theo run the shop.

** Then Elena Cardenas comes into the office to hire the firm. Since her grasp of English is pretty flimsy, Karen translates her Spanish. Partway through the meeting, Matt lets slip that he also speaks Spanish and is more fluent. Karen offers Matt to take over, but Matt replies with a casual "[[ArousedByTheirVoice No, no, I like listening to your voice]]." Karen smiles shyly. Foggy, annoyed, just sighs and tells Elena, "Go on, Mrs. Cardenas..." in a tone of "Save the flirting for later, Matt."
** Matt decides to divvy up work by going to the precinct to pick up the police reports lodged against Elena's landlord, while sending Foggy to Landman & Zack to meet with Tully's lawyers. [[ButtMonkey Foggy]] protests:
--->'''Foggy Nelson:''' I can't go to L&Z alone! They're gonna shark attack me, Matt! Look at me! I'm ''delicious''!\\

'''Karen Page:''' ''[notices the cut over Matt's left eye]'' Holy shit! Did you fall down again?\\

'''Leland Owlsley:''' So, you maneuvered that masked idiot to take him out. Same result.\\

* When Brett is talking about his encounter with the man in the mask to Matt and Foggy, Matt looks like he's trying not to pass a kidney stone as he hopes Brett doesn't recognize his voice or any of his facial features.

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' Careful, Matt!\\

** When Matt and Karen get to Matt's apartment, Matt tugs on Karen's arm. She stops, turns around to face him, they stare at each other, and then they break out in awkward laughter as Karen realizes, "OMG he wants to kiss me!"

** Karen's contribution to proceedings: she looks like she's going to spill what's she hiding...

'''Matt Murdock:''' [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend She wanted to teach me!]] ''[[[ShipperOnDeck Foggy smirks at him]]]'' [[EveryoneCanSeeIt What?]] ''[Matt takes another turn, and manages to sink two balls at once]''\\

* Karen takes Grotto to the hospital to get treatment. When Grotto wakes up, he sees Karen at his bedside and is addressing him as Steve, leaving him understandably confused and demanding to know what's going on.

'''Foggy:''' Yeah.\\

'''Foggy:''' ''[shrugs to himself]'' [[SelfDeprecation Yeah.]]

** Castle's response to the cartel guys he hanged on meat hooks? "They got off easy, [[SociopathicHero in my opinion.]]"

* In the middle of their argument on the rooftop, Matt counters at Frank Castle at one point with whether or not he's ever considered hope as a factor. Frank's [[ShutUpKirk exasperated response]] of the first PrecisionFStrike in the [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]] definitely qualifies.

* Castle has worked out Karen loves Matt [[EveryoneCanSeeIt from the looks she was giving him]] during the Castle trial. Just consider the idea of a murderous vigilante amusing himself playing ShipperOnDeck while on trial for his life.

-->'''Boxer:''' You want me to hit a blind guy ?\\

'''James Wesley:''' [[LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub Confederated Global Investments]] is my employer.\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' [[AchievementsInIgnorance I don't know.]] It's kinda spooky, actually! All I know is that if there's a stunning woman of questionable morality in the room, [[TheCasanova Matt Murdock]] is going to find her, and [[ButtMonkey Foggy Nelson]] is going to suffer.\\

'''Detective Blake:''' How do you know they're not charging her?\\