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'''Chris:''' Oh, it's ''Threads'' turned {{up to eleven}}. If you guys are around on a different Sunday, because we're busy tomorrow, you'll - well, you'll hate it, but you'll all love it, I'm sure, it's great. \\

'''Matt:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun You don’t want to rub it the wrong way.]]\\

** Matt's hovercraft enthusiasm is funny enough, but guess what the [[TheStinger bonus video links to]]. [[spoiler:The crew going on hovercrafts!]]

** The extended intro in which the guys riff on a pun Tom made about "[[Music/TheWho Roger Daltrey]]'s [[JustForPun Discount Poultry]]".

** Gary says [[Film/TheSwarm1978 the film]] is from the "[[IWasYoungAndNeededTheMoney it's a living]]" stage of Creator/MichaelCaine's career.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's ''Threads'' turned up to eleven. If you guys are around on a different Sunday, because we're busy tomorrow, you'll - well, you'll hate it, but you'll all love it, I'm sure, it's great. \\

'''Matt:''' ''[stuttered]'' This is terrible! ''[audience laughing]'' Did she meet her untimely death at the third stroke?[[note]]After Matt says "untimely death", the noise from the audience/Gary almost drowns out the rest of the joke.[[/note]] ''[Gary and the audience start groaning/cheering]'' Oh, no! No!\\

** Gary Brannan's detesting of backpackers causes a neat bit of trivia to take a hilarious turn:

'''Matt:''' ''[stuttered]'' This is terrible! ''[audience laughing]'' Did she meet her untimely death- ''[Gary and the audience start groaning/cheering]'' Oh, no! No!\\

** Gary says [[Film/TheSwarm the film]] is from the "[[IWasYoungAndNeededTheMoney it's a living]]" stage of Creator/MichaelCaine's career.

** The Norwegian panic scale: nor-panic, smor-panic, lots of panic.

** The bonus material, in which Gary spots an ice cream van, which leads him to relate an anecdote about a pie van stopping outside his work, which then leads him on a tangent about the time he saw someone walk past his work with a wallaby on a lead, which ''then'' leads to an argument about whether wallabies can store food in their pouches (They can't, according to Tom, because the pouch is "full of goo"), which ''[[OverlyLongGag then]]'' leads to Gary and Chris bickering about [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Gary's imaginary wallaby butler]], which then, finally, leads to Gary accusing Chris of being a "Wallaby f***ing Paxman" (after Jeremy Paxman, a British newsreader known for his aggressive style of questioning style and cynical demeanour), which then leads all the guys to riff on the idea of Jeremy Paxman, erm, [[SomethingAwful gently caressing]] a wallaby.

** The bonus material, in which Gary spots an ice cream van, which leads him to relate an anecdote about a pie van stopping outside his work, which then leads him on a tangent about the time he saw someone walk past his work with a wallaby on a lead, which ''then'' leads to an argument about whether wallabies can store food in their pouches (They can't, according to Tom, because the pouch is "full of goo"), which ''[[OverlyLongGag then]]'' leads to Gary and Chris bickering about [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Gary's imaginary wallaby butler]], which then, finally, leads to Gary accusing Chris of being a "Wallaby f***ing Paxman" (after Jeremy Paxman, a British newsreader known for his aggressive style of questioning style and cynical demeanour), which then leads all the guys to riff on the idea of Jeremy Paxman as a wallaby.
---> '''Gary:''' ''[as Wallaby Paxman]'' And tonight on Newsnight, we're talking to the [[UsefulNotes/BritishPoliticalSystem Chancellor of the Exchequer]], and it's ''[[CallBack full of goo...]]'' \\

---> '''Tom:''' Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. You are so close... ''[Chris and audience laughing]'' because unbelievably the word "egg" is the accurate one in there. What did he do in the middle of a tightrope, over Niagara Falls in about 1860?\\

'''Tom:''' And Chris steals the point! ''[pressing the 'ding' button]''

---> '''Tom:''' ''[Gary kept talking]'' Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. You are so close... ''[Chris and audience laughing]'' because unbelievably the word "egg" is the accurate one in there. What did he do in the middle of a tightrope, over Niagara Falls in about 1860?\\
'''Matt:''' ''[tried to speak while waiting for Tom to finish]''\\

'''Matt:'''Is one of the mechanisms a loom or a weaving machine, what's a weaving machine called?\\

'''Tom:''' ''[nonchalantly]'' Well, you know, [[Analysis/RightWingMilitiaFanatic 70 years later they're back]]. Anyway…\\

'''Gary:''' That's the right hand, [[ADateWithRosiePalms he needs that one]].\\

--->'''Tom:''' "[[AcceptablePoliticalTargets We've got a habitat, I don't see why all those other pandas should have one...]]"