History Funny / AuralnautsStarWarsSaga

The series is full of hilarious examples.

! Jedi Party

* This exchange between Anakin and Qui Gon.
-->'''Anakin:''' What are the midiclorians?
-->'''Qui-Gon:''' It's heroin.
* Mr. Palpatine calling back the Space Hooters managers after sending Regional Manager Darth Maul to take care of the Jedi Problem.
--> ''"Oh, by the way. What type of wood polish did you use on that table? Murphy's Oil Soap? That sheen is ridiculous. Send a bottle of whatever it is back with Maul."''

! The Friend Zone
* How the race to the liquor store starts.
--> '''Anakin:''' Is the liquor store open?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' It closes at midnight.
-->''[Pause]''
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' Race you! ''[Hurls himself through a glass window]''
* This exchange...
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Hey, you wanna buy some deathsticks?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell me any deathsticks]].
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Ehhh I don't want to sell you deathsticks.
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[BlackComedy You want to go home and kill yourself]].
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' I want to go home and kill myself.
* The entire sequence when Obi-Wan, under the guise of "Larry Kenobi", goes to Kamino to buy more drugs. But especially...
--> '''Lama Su:''' We are well aware of the Jedi reputation for recreational mind-expansion. And you might say that we are innovators in the mind-expansional sciences.
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' ''[Not catching on]'' That sounds... awesome.
--> '''Lama Su:''' Perhaps our advancements could be of benefit to you.
--> ''[Obi-Wan continues to look baffled]''
--> '''Lama Su:''' ''[Sighing]'' Would you like to buy some drugs, Larry?
* Anakin's friend-zone rant.

! Revenge of Middle Management

* The theme at the beginning seamlessly transitioning from ''Star Wars'' to ''[[SupermanTheMovie Superman]]''.
* Obi-Wan snorting cocaine and then hilariously flying across the room while trying to show of his dance move.
* The entirety of this exchange:
--> '''Anakin:''' Look, I talked [Obi-Wan] into going to rehab, but [telling him about the baby] can't be on me.
--> '''Padmé:''' Ani, what do you mean? Are you saying we should-
--> ''[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. [[ScareChord Intense violins play in the background]]]''
--> '''Hallucination!Padmé:''' [[AC:give the baby to Creepio?]]
--> '''Anakin:''' You know, to be honest, I'm feeling a little unappreciated right now! Do you have any idea how
--> ''[SmashCut back to Creepio]''
--> '''Hallucination!Anakin:''' [[AC: great of a father Creepio would be?]]
--> '''Anakin:''' I'm starting a new job soon, and it's time for me to start looking after myself.
--> ''[One final cut back to Creepio. The camera is as close as it can be to that cold, unfeeling, yet darkly mischievous husk Creepio wears. The violins are at full intensity now]''
--> '''Hallucination!Anakin:''' '''[[AC:So give the baby to Creepio]],''' '''''[[AC: and fulfill the prophecy]].'''''
* The fact that one of Anakin's biggest reasons for turning to the Dark Side was because [[spoiler: he was [[FateWorseThanDeath friend-zoned]] due to Obi-Wan and Padme's [[CrackShip relationship]].]]
* As Anakin burns on Lava World...
--> '''Obi Wan:''' I never wanted to hurt any- ''(Anakin catches on fire)'' ''[[OhCrap OH SNAP]]''!
* Anakin being inducted into the company:
--> '''Vader:''' [[BigYes YEAH!]] '''''[[BigYes YEEAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII!]]'''''
* The entirety of the [[WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue epilogue]], but here are a few selections...
--> '''Jedi Council:''' The rest of the Jedi Council finally got off their asses to look for midichlorians. After failing, they returned only to find that the lease on their apartment had run out and was renewed by Mr. Palpatine. Ki-Adi-Mundi is crashing on a friend's couch until he can get back on his feet.
--> '''[[MeaningfulName Sleazebaggano]]:''' [[CallBack Smoked]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin deathsticks]] [[CallBack until he achieved death]]. He died space-penniless because he was [[WhatAnIdiot the only person stupid enough to smoke something called deathsticks]].
--> '''Jar Jar Jar:''' [[TakeThat Folded up in a drawer somewhere]].
* After Creepio is sentenced to be mind-wiped...
--> '''Creepio:''' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Valar Morghulis]][[note]]All men must die[[/note]]... Bail Organa... of Alderaan.

! Laser Moon Awakens

* Duke asking [=Far2=] for naked pictures of Leia.
* Vader grounding Leia after an epic rant about her "loser" friends.
* The background Stormtroopers struggling to get into the Laser Tag arena.
--> '''Stormtrooper 1:''' Get it together, MIKE!
* Vader's reaction to Alderaan being destroyed.
--> '''Vader:''' There's just no way to spin this.
* Right before Vader and Obi-Wan's final dance fight...
--> '''Obi-Wan Ben Larry Kenobi:''' [[BadassBoast Have you forgotten the last time we danced]]? Because I have.
** And the LampshadeHanging on both the series' timeline and the ''huge'' difference between the emotionally-charged lightsaber battles of the original trilogy versus the heavily stylized choreography of the prequels
--> '''Vader:''' Dude, how ''old'' are you? You look 85! How is this possible? No, seriously! Aren't you only like [[YoungerThanTheyLook 15 years older than me]]?
--> ...
--> '''Vader:''' ''[On the quality of the dance fight]'' Dude, this sucks. ''We'' suck! What are we doing?
* Combined with Tearjerker and a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming with Vader's first worry after Laser Moon's destruction being if Leia is alright.

! Attack of the Phantom Past

* Palpatine insisting on Vader talking with holograms instead of a viewscreen and then meeting him in his office. Essentially, keeping him moving for no reason.
* Palpatine's extended rant about Life Day and why they can't they just call it Christmas.
* The Walkers having Reindeer antlers because they're a Christmas parade.
* The sheer SoundtrackDissonance of Gene Autry's "Here Comes Santa Claus" being played over the [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Life Day Parade turned Christmas Parade turned massacre"]] is enough to give anyone the giggles.
* Vader's troops RickRolling him. TWICE.
** The second example is doubly funny because it's clear Vader knows it's coming but can't stop it because he has no official reason not to look.
* [[OverlyLongGag "Midichlorians..."]]
* Creepio's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment 80s action movie fantasy]] where he's the badass ScienceHero out to deal with Vader ("Father"), Bail Organa ("Borganis - half man, half [[TakeThat politician]]"), and Jar-Jar ("Jarok").
--> '''Announcer:''' ''"Star Storm: The Destruction of Father"... in [[UsefulNores/ThreeDMovie 3D]]''.
* Vader's VillainousBreakdown when he sees Leia after three years of her hanging out with Han Solo.
-->'''Vader:''' It's been three years! I thought you were dead! We had a funeral and everything! What is ''wrong'' with you?!
** Special mention goes to how Boba slooooowly steps out of the room. That's right. ''[[MemeticBadass Boba Fett]]'' can't deal with father-daughter issues.
* Creepio's [[LargeHam grand]] speech on his "Evolution Chamber", which will transform Han into "the future of mankind".
--> '''Creepio:''' From this day hence, you shall be known as... '''''HAN SINGULAR'''''!
** Then, Creepio's "minions" (read: packing officials) drop Han and quickly change the radio on the side of Han's packing chamber to country, further pissing off Creepio as he realizes none of them are listening to him.
* Vader saying Dirtfarmer is just what they call illegitimate children on Tatooine, like [[Series/GameOfThrones Jon Snow]]...of Hoth.

* Creepio's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment 80s action movie fantasy]] where he's the badass ScienceHero out to deal with Vader ("Father"), Bail Organa ("Borganis"), and Jar-Jar ("Jarok").

* The entire sequence when Obi-Wan, under the guise of [[PaperThinDisguise "Larry Kenobi"]], goes to Kamino to buy more drugs. But especially...

* The entire sequence when Obi-Wan goes to Kamino to buy more drugs. But especially...