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* The Zoras present Ganondorf with a gift; A massive statue depicting him, completely naked, standing AtopAMountainOfCorpses (including the master sword), with an equally-naked Zelda (thankfully employing SceneryCensor) on his shoulder. Ganondorf ''loves'' it, marveling at the detail, though he does express a bit of concern over the accuracy of the nether regions. Turns out that the sculptor was his ex-boyfriend.
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* The Zoras present Ganondorf with a gift; A massive statue depicting him, completely naked, standing AtopAMountainOfCorpses (including the master sword), with an equally-naked Zelda (thankfully employing SceneryCensor) on his shoulder. Ganondorf ''loves'' it, marveling at the detail, though he does express a bit of concern over the accuracy of the nether regions. Turns out that the sculptor {{sculptor|s}} was his ex-boyfriend.
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* [[DragonWithAnAgenda Vaati]] was initially planning on finding this incarnation of Link to fight Ganondorf, then he'd pick off the survivor. The next time you see him, he's suddenly trying to figure out how to kill Ganondorf himself.[[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/175046664117/part-166-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-june19th Ghirahim asks why the change of plans, and the answer leaves him rolling his eyes.]]
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* [[DragonWithAnAgenda Vaati]] was initially planning on finding this incarnation of Link to fight Ganondorf, then he'd pick off the survivor. The next time you see him, he's suddenly trying to figure out how to kill Ganondorf himself. [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/175046664117/part-166-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-june19th Ghirahim asks why the change of plans, and the answer leaves him rolling his eyes.]]
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* [[DragonWithAnAgenda Vaati]] was initially planning on finding this incarnation of Link to fight Ganondorf, then he'd pick off the survivor. The next time you see him, he's suddenly trying to figure out how to kill Ganondorf himself.[[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/175046664117/part-166-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-june19th Ghirahim asks why the change of plans, and the answer leaves him rolling his eyes.]]
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* Vaati, in an attempt to find one of the Sheikah's ancient gossip stones, is pointed Impa's way by Dr. Featherton, a Rito librarian. Against the latter's (rather blase) protests, he attempts to seduce her to...less-than-desirable results. He even turns himself into a woman in an attempt to do so, which Impa admits she admires!...Though only enough to not beat him senseless.
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* Vaati, in an attempt to find one of the Sheikah's ancient gossip stones, is pointed Impa's way by Dr. Featherton, a Rito librarian. Against the latter's (rather blase) blasé) protests, he attempts to seduce her to...less-than-desirable results. He even turns himself into a woman in an attempt to do so, which Impa admits she admires!... Though only enough to not beat him senseless.senseless.
** [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/175780216902/part-169-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-july11th The conversation that leads to this]] is... something to behold.
--->'''Dr. Featherton:''' But either way, I strongly recommend just asking politely instead.
* After Zelda tells Ganondorf that she intends to work on the portal that Vaati is building, he [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/611408290927296512/part-206-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-march-1 stops by the lab]] to make sure his wife will be safe while doing so. [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror Vaati is so blasé about being physically threatened]] that he takes umbrage with Ganondorf's kid-friendly phrasing.
-->'''Ganondorf:''' That's not actually what I meant, but '''sure.''' I'll add it to the list.\\
'''Vaati:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah. Lovely.]]
** [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/175780216902/part-169-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-july11th The conversation that leads to this]] is... something to behold.
--->'''Dr. Featherton:''' But either way, I strongly recommend just asking politely instead.
* After Zelda tells Ganondorf that she intends to work on the portal that Vaati is building, he [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/611408290927296512/part-206-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-march-1 stops by the lab]] to make sure his wife will be safe while doing so. [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror Vaati is so blasé about being physically threatened]] that he takes umbrage with Ganondorf's kid-friendly phrasing.
-->'''Ganondorf:''' That's not actually what I meant, but '''sure.''' I'll add it to the list.\\
'''Vaati:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Ah. Lovely.]]
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* After returning Tom Nook back home, Zelda tends to Vaati's injury and tells him that she's really enjoyed working on the portal with him these last few weeks, and that she's surprised to have seen a spark of goodness in him. She claims that she believes everyone can change, and she'd like to give him the chance to, so that one day maybe they could be friends. All in all it's a shockingly heartwarming scene, but cut to later that night when Vaati's lying awake...
-->'''Vaati:''' Ghirahim, how do I get rid of guilt without changing any of my diabolical plans?\\
'''Ghirahim:''' Maybe you just ''shouldn't do'' them?!
-->'''Vaati:''' Ghirahim, how do I get rid of guilt without changing any of my diabolical plans?\\
'''Ghirahim:''' Maybe you just ''shouldn't do'' them?!
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-->'''Spectator:''' But I don't see any ''other'' flags there yet!
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-->'''Spectator:''' But I don't see any ''other'' flags there yet!yet!
* When opening the portal to the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Kingdom]] Zelda claims that, if she's lucky, her calibrations will open the portal near the front gate of the castle. When she does so, however, she's immediately greeted by hostile guards leaping between the portal and their monarch.
-->'''Vaati:''' ''[Visibly delighted]'' Not bad. Throne room. Looks like luck is on your side.
* When opening the portal to the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Kingdom]] Zelda claims that, if she's lucky, her calibrations will open the portal near the front gate of the castle. When she does so, however, she's immediately greeted by hostile guards leaping between the portal and their monarch.
-->'''Vaati:''' ''[Visibly delighted]'' Not bad. Throne room. Looks like luck is on your side.
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--> '''Spectator:''' Before you switch it, [[SkewedPriorities may I toss a tiny little flag through?]]
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-->'''Impa''': But I don't see any ''other'' flags there yet!
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** Extra hilarious is Impa's expressions upon beholding said statue with Ganondorf.
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** Extra hilarious is Impa's expressions upon beholding said statue with Ganondorf.Ganondorf.
* [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/696983766065922048/part-237-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-oct-1ish As he and Impa prepare for the baby shower,]] Ganondorf is oddly complimentary of her work. Impa immediately picks up on why...
-->'''Impa''': ''(sigh)'' What extra favor do you want?
-->'''Ganondorf''': ''(hands her a piece of paper while looking away)'' Here's a list of royal assassination "suggestions" that you may want to "take care of" during the party. This is not an "order". Zelda won't let me make orders like that anymore, [[LoopholeAbuse but she said nothing about "suggestions".]]
-->'''Impa''': Ah. The king that's been groping the staff is on here. I'll consider it.
* [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/710691697139613696/part-241-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-march-2 Upon opening the portal to the moon]], the fact that the audience are a bunch of [[UpperClassTwit idiot rulers and nobles]] who can't really comprehend how monumental a ''portal to the moon is'' undermines the achievement, [[SurroundedByIdiots much to Zelda and Vaati's exasperation]]. And then there's this exchange with some random member of the crowd...
--> '''Spectator:''' Before you switch it, [[SkewedPriorities may I toss a tiny little flag through?]]
-->'''Zelda''': Absolutely not.
-->'''Impa''': But I don't see any ''other'' flags there yet!
* [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/696983766065922048/part-237-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-oct-1ish As he and Impa prepare for the baby shower,]] Ganondorf is oddly complimentary of her work. Impa immediately picks up on why...
-->'''Impa''': ''(sigh)'' What extra favor do you want?
-->'''Ganondorf''': ''(hands her a piece of paper while looking away)'' Here's a list of royal assassination "suggestions" that you may want to "take care of" during the party. This is not an "order". Zelda won't let me make orders like that anymore, [[LoopholeAbuse but she said nothing about "suggestions".]]
-->'''Impa''': Ah. The king that's been groping the staff is on here. I'll consider it.
* [[https://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/710691697139613696/part-241-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-march-2 Upon opening the portal to the moon]], the fact that the audience are a bunch of [[UpperClassTwit idiot rulers and nobles]] who can't really comprehend how monumental a ''portal to the moon is'' undermines the achievement, [[SurroundedByIdiots much to Zelda and Vaati's exasperation]]. And then there's this exchange with some random member of the crowd...
--> '''Spectator:''' Before you switch it, [[SkewedPriorities may I toss a tiny little flag through?]]
-->'''Zelda''': Absolutely not.
-->'''Impa''': But I don't see any ''other'' flags there yet!
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* After Zelda snaps at Ganondorf for the [[http://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/149007377277/part-70-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-new-comic colosseum fiasco]], the latter gives Rinku a pet piglet, who he names after the former. Zelda and ''[[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises especially]]'' [[NotSoStoic Impa]] are less than pleased when Rinku shows them the pig.
** Even better; this happens just as Impa is warning Zelda not to be too trusting of Ganondorf.
** Even better; this happens just as Impa is warning Zelda not to be too trusting of Ganondorf.
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* After Ganondorf gifting Rinku a pet piglet, which she promptly names after her own mother due to the pig having the same [[KubrickStare judgmental stare]]. Ganondorf agrees that "Zelda" is a fitting name for the piglet.
** When Zeldasnaps expresses guilt for snapping at Ganondorf for over the [[http://figmentforms.tumblr.com/post/149007377277/part-70-of-a-tale-of-two-rulers-new-comic colosseum fiasco]], the latter gives Impa offers her reassurance and advises her not to be too trusting of Ganondorf. At that moment, Rinku a barges into the room and gleefully shows them the pet piglet, who he names after the former. pig Ganondorf gave her. Zelda and ''[[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises especially]]'' [[NotSoStoic Impa]] are less than pleased when Rinku shows them less-than-pleased to hear the pig.
** Even better; this happens just as Impa is warning Zelda not to be too trusting of Ganondorf.piglet's name.
** When Zelda
** Even better; this happens just as Impa is warning Zelda not to be too trusting of Ganondorf.
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--->''Zelda! Your behaviour has brought dishonor to the ''entire royal family!'' It is humiliating that this task has fallen to me! ...But the staff won't go anywhere ''near'' you after [[NoodleIncident what happened last time.]] Now... [[WhamLine It's time for your]] '''[[SeriousBusiness bath.]]'''''
*** ''[[ResistanceIsFutile "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"]]''
*** ''[[LargeHam "ZELLLDAAA!!! GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMN DIRTY SWINE!!!"]]''
*** ''[[ResistanceIsFutile "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"]]''
*** ''[[LargeHam "ZELLLDAAA!!! GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMN DIRTY SWINE!!!"]]''
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