History FanFic / IAmNOTGoingThroughPubertyAgain

* SkewedPriorities: After finding out what happened to Team Seven and Hinata, Shikamaru calls an emergency meeting. A third of the people there are more concerned with the fact that Hinata won't be able to finish the new Icha Icha book on time than the fact that [[spoiler:four of the most powerful people in the village have been swapped with their twelve year old selves.]]

* TouchTelepathy: Before the time traveling incident, Naruto reverse-engineered the principles of the Sage of the Six Paths' ninshu, allowing him to share memories and communicate telepathically while in physical contact with another person. Team Seven and Hinata use this ability to communicate inconspicuously.

* TrappedInThePast: Team Seven and Hinata have no idea how specifically they got sent to the past and, to their great dismay, none of them know how to go about reversing the process.

-->It's a long story. [[LongRunner Very]], ''[[LongRunner very]]'' [[LongRunner long]]. Enough to fill seven hundred chapters of a weekly shounen manga, over four hundred episodes of a half-hour anime, several feature length movies, and a dozen or so [=OVAs=] of varying quality.

** Naruto and Jiraiya did... ''something'' during their training in the original timeline that led to them being blacklisted by the courier services. All that's mentioned when it's brought ups is it involved shipping prohibited or illicit material, and that it's the reason Naruto is helping to ghostwrite the Icha Icha series.
** There's one mentioned involving Tora the cat, a Kumo delegation, Yugito Nii and ''feline chakra'' in Chapter 7.

** In chapter 15 [[SubvertedTrope it's revealed that Kakashi realizes that their sudden and inexplicable growth in skill is something that]] ''[[SubvertedTrope should]]'' [[SubvertedTrope be raising some warning flags]], but the fact that he that he genuinely likes them and his ever growing belief that his team will actually outlive him [[DoubleSubversion makes him too happy to care.]]

* TeenGenius: Boruto and Sarada are apparently scientific prodigies in the field of chakra theory and physics. (Boruto in particular discovered uzumachyons)

* GetARoom: When Sasuke and Sakura are flirting with each other while at the tower in the center of the Forest of Death, Kankuro tells them while groaning to get a room.

* SymbolicMutilation: Sasuke's reason for refusing a prosthetic for his left arm, as well as why he incinerates the very ''real'' left arm that he'd ripped off post time travel when Sakura offers to reattach it.
-->[[spoiler:'''Sasuke''']]: It's symbolic. The hand I used when I tried to kill you is gone. Discarding it signifies my resolve to turn aside from the dark path I walked in my younger years. It's a sign of my penitence, and of my ultimate acceptance of your philosophy.
-->''{{beat}}''
-->'''Naruto''': You know... [[FridgeLogic I'm pretty sure]] you've tried to kill me plenty of times with your ''right hand'', too.

* AllMenArePerverts: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]]. While Naruto and Sasuke are perverted in their own rights (as much as Sasuke would like to deny it), ''Sakura'' outdoes them both in that regard, ironically enough. She is an avid reader of the Icha Icha series (which both Naruto and Konohamaru have ghostwritten since Jiraiya's death), shamelessly checks out other men in front of her husband and draws naughty doodles on the back of her exam sheet to kill time after completing it. Hinata is also shockingly ''bold'' when it comes to Naruto, outright teasing him in public.

* EarWorm: [[ExploitedTrope Exploited]] by Naruto InUniverse after his talk with Gaara to prevent Shukaku from brainwashing him back. The song he telepathically hums is ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ6A6GC_ki4 Haruka Kanata]]'', another opening from the anime. Even Gaara finds it catchy when Shukaku hums it in turn.

* RedShirt: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Ko Hyuuga word for word in describing himself after he's sent to retrieve Hinata shortly after "The Hinata Massacre".

* NotInTheFace: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Orochimaru during his fight with Hinata in Chapter 11

* DoubleEntendre: Whether they're intentional or not, Sakura has made a habit of mercilessly [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] any possible instance of this for her own personal amusement.

* DidYouDie: At one point the protagonists discuss trying to follow the original timeline and conclude that they don't remember everything clearly enough (it was twenty years ago from their point of view, after all) to get it perfectly right anyway. Naruto isn't sure if Sasuke was even with them during the Wave mission, and then decides that Sasuke was in fact killed that time. Sasuke points out that he would have remembered getting killed, but Naruto insists it happened. He admits that Haku might only have ''nearly'' killed Sasuke, which the latter argues is a whole different thing.

* SharedFamilyQuirks: Naruto implies the the Uchiha must all share a nurse fetish after learning that some ''magazines'' Sasuke had him hide were actually Itachi's.

* DidYouJustHaveSex: Temari and Kankuro stumble across Sasuke and Sakura sitting together in an unused room of the tower at the center of the Forest of Death after they had just completed a three day sexual marathon via Tsukiyomi. Even though the two Konoha shinobis aren't mussed at all, the two Sand Siblings can clearly tell that ''something'' just happened between them based on their flushed and satisfied appearances.