Comically Missing The Point: Newspaper Comics

  • Zero in Beetle Bailey lives this trope. Usually.
  • A running gag with Uncle Ted in Big Nate is that every attempt at his parents' hinting at moving out goes right over Ted's head.
  • A Calvin And Hobbes strip involves Calvin looking for a movie to watch. He finds one that contains "adult situations", to which he asks Hobbes what that means. Hobbes replies "You know, paying the bills, going to work, that sort of thing." Calvin wonders how they make money.
    • Also the Crossword Puzzle:
      Calvin: Bird... I've got it! Yellow Bellied Sapsucker.
      Hobbes: But there are only five boxes.
      Calvin: I know. These idiots make you write real small.
    • Another good one:
    Calvin: Mom, can I have a flamethrower?
    Mom: Of course not! No.
    Calvin: Even if I didn't use it in the house?
    • In one comic, Calvin's mom lets him smoke a cigarette, intending that the nasty taste will turn him off smoking (rather than simply forbidding it, which was bound to backfire). Calvin nearly coughs up a lung after a single smoke, at which point Mom asks whether he's learned a lesson:
      Calvin: Yeah. Trusting Mom can be hazardous to your health.
    • Occasionally, Calvin will understand the point but deliberately reject it anyway. "Live and don't learn, that's us!"
  • Candorville gives us this little gem.
  • Kenny from Dogs of C-Kennel. Oftentimes, he misunderstands dating advice from either Wheeler or Tucker, and he frequently misinterprets what his friends tell him.
  • Doonesbury's Zipper gave a college tour that focused on Walden's slacker-friendliness. This didn't impress Leo, a wounded Iraq vet from a working-class family who actually wanted an education.
  • Wondering about what pets did when they didn't know their owners were watching, Jon sneaked aroung and saw Garfield and Odie playing cards.
    Jon: I don't believe it.
    Garfield: Neither do I. Odie just drew to an inside straight.
  • U.S. Acres: Orson told Booker and Shendon the story of the boy who cried wolf and Booker learned the boy... needed a big club to hit the wolf with.
  • In one FoxTrot arc, included in the collection Orlando Bloom Has Ruined Everything, Jason and Paige go to see The Return Of the King. After the movie, they both go on about how great the film was, until Jason snaps at Paige that he was not talking about the close-ups on Bloom. Paige replies, "Ick, don't tell me you liked all that filler about a ring.]]
  • Frequent with Limpid Lizard from Tumbleweeds. In one strip, he is wearing a new jacket with long sleeves. Little Pigeon, his unrequited love interest, compliments him tactfully.
    Little Pigeon: You look nice, Limpid Lizard. That new jacket really does something for you.
    Limpid Lizard: (proudly examines sleeves) How troo. No more wipin' m'mouth on m'bare wrists.