Live Blogs Let’s Play and Wish We Hadn’t

Bismuth832018-06-26 16:41:41

I\'M FINALLY BACK! Oh, and by the way, I\'m moving TFTSZ to Deviantart. Anyways, let\'s get back to the horrible game. I\'m going to go with the tombstone icon, just because. The narrator informs us that, in the \"Restless Ghost Cemetery,\" our \"heroes\" are about to encounter a rather peculiar ghost. Given how cliché and stupid everything in this game has been up to this point, I doubt it\'ll be THAT peculiar. The ghost complains about how hard it is to keep the cemetery organized. Great Scott says that he\'s never met a ghost that liked organization that much before, although he has met a ghost before. Is that supposed to be an inside joke? Am I supposed to have read the books in order to understand? Ugh, whatever. The ghost explains that the crows are on the skulls\' headstones and vice versa... I don\'t get it. Why are there designated headstones for this stuff? Why is this ghost restricting these crows to specific headstones? Are they supposed to always be there, or are they just like driveways for them? I\'m going to assume the former because it lets me demonize the ghost and essentially claim these crows (who for some reason have orange beaks instead of the natural black, possibly due to the ghost here treating them more like décor than living creatures) as my own. I shall name them once I see how many there are. Anyways, Grass Skirt and Shop of Horrors offer to help this bastard take his anger out on harmless creatures (probably for not bowing to his OCD, something they don\'t understand). The DISCOUNT GAMES return, as this is DISCOUNT Towers of Hanoi/ One of the puzzles from the iOS game The Room. It\'s pretty easy. It turns out that the skulls themselves are seemingly possessed, as their eyes are glowing and their jaws move from time to time. PUZZLE SOLVED! There\'s an achievement I didn\'t get, but here, achievements mean nothing! The ghost gives us part of the scroll and GS tells him that there\'s always a solution for everything. With that, I bid an extremely sorrowful farewell to Irene, Fuyumi, and ♆🕹⌨︎(This is the best representation of his name I could put into the computer. You can just call him Bob). May we meet again and exact revenge on those who put this garbage on the market! Until then, peace, love, and good game design, my avian friends! After that, it\'s off to an icon of a discount Piranha Plant. This is \"The Greenhouse of Carnivorous Plants\"... Still more interesting than anything Resasuke from the Netflix version of Aggressive Retsuko grows (In fact, it\'s way more interesting than the Netflix version of Aggressive Retsuko, PERIOD, which admittedly isn\'t saying very much). Anyways, SH says we might find a piece of the scroll here, but first we have to get through it without getting eaten. Okay, I know this is a fantasy game, but carnivorous plants eat BUGS! You aren\'t bugs! Ugh, anyways, SH says that if they smell (🤦‍♂️) a potion made of dragon\'s breath, they\'ll fall asleep(🤦‍♀️), and he conveniently has the potion. However, we need to figure out how much to use, because if we use too much, instead of the plants falling asleep, they\'ll become more aggressive (🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♂️). We do this by counting the plants in the greenhouse, leading us to DISCOUNT ROLL CALL FROM MARIO PARTY! Well, Roll Call on hell mode, as some of the plants move OFFSCREEN! Screw it, I\'m using hints. I find out that there are between 35 and 40 plants, and I decide to just guess at random between those numbers. 36: X. 37: X. 38: X. The music, somewhat fittingly and mockingly, reminds me of Freya\'s theme from Final Fantasy 9 to a degree. 39: FINALLY! WE\'RE DONE HERE! Anyways, we knock out the plants, we get a piece of the scroll, onto the final mandatory icon available, which is some armor. We\'re told that the Heartless (I WISH I was playing Kingdom Hearts, and I\'ve never even cared about it outside of really bad fanfiction!) Knights (Well, it\'s complicated. The text says knights, but the narrator says horsemen) are coming. We learn from SH that the Horsemen (The text FINALLY made up its mind) have a piece of the scroll, and we need to get it from them. Why do they have it? It\'s never explained. GS remarks that they don\'t look friendly (Dude, it\'s a Professor Layton clone, why do you think they\'ll engage you in combat?). We see one of them, and it turns out that GS was actually kind of in the right to say they don\'t look very friendly, as he threatens them with his lance! ...Which, as pointed out by SH, he doesn\'t have, let alone any armor, leading him to question his military status. The horseman explains that he\'s actually a member of the Dark Army, it\'s just that he\'s very forgetful (You\'d think that a military organization wouldn\'t put up with that...). GS explains that \"a knight without armor is like a dragon without fire breath.\" I have just one question: How could the potion they used on the plants in the greenhouse be made of dragon\'s breath if dragons breathe fire? Ignoring that admittedly minor plot hole, GS then offers to help this guy recover his armor (Dude, he\'s part of the \"Dark Army\" and he\'s literally described as \"Heartless!\" What makes you think that helping them will do the world any good?!) through DISCOUNT... I guess that one challenge from Super Mario Odyssey where you have to reconstruct an image of Mario\'s face? We have to memorize a picture of his armor and then select all the proper components. It\'s not that bad, but I do have one problem with it. If you select an incorrect piece of armor, you won\'t know until it\'s too late! Anyways, we complete it, and get the final piece of the scroll... With him threatening us again. Nice. THE SCROLL HAS BEEN ASSEMBLED! ...Whoopee... I think I\'ll wrap things up here. Tune in next time to see me... Do something, I dunno.

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