Okay, let's start.
Zeke is cooking something, while Lilah is watching.
Lilah tells Lucas that she's planning on marrying Ethan. Why. The man isn't remotely likable. He's immature, idiotic, selfish, and a pure jackass. I'd rather date a yandere. At least, their affection is genuine.
So, Lucas, like me, isn't impressed. After comparing living with Ethan to working at an assisted living community,(casual ableism for the win), he gives Lilah an idea. He plugs out the phone, and refuses to cook. Wait, I noticed a problem right away. What's stopping Ethan from leaving and dining out? Also, since this show is made in 2006, what's stopping him from using a mobile phone?
Ethan is starving, unsurprisingly. He begs for food, then faints. Wait, that's just one night. I've gone longer without food, literally.
So, Ethan and Lilah are now playing Guitar Hero together. Lilah gives Ethan the idea to cook. He gets out a phone. Wait, what? The joke doesn't make sense, unless you think that Ethan doesn't know the difference between ordering out and cooking. So, Ethan says he had an experience involving cooking, where the Swedish Chef scared him off. What's the joke? Random is not inherently funny. Kumquat.
Ethan and Lilah are talking about cooking for Lilah's friend Karen. Ethan asks Lilah what a mixer is, before being sprayed by Lucas. Lucas is preparing for Ethan burning the food, of course. Some hijinks ensue. They're not very funny, despite the goofy music. And here we see a continuity error. The chicken is drumsticks when Ethan puts it in the oven, but it's a whole chicken when Ethan takes it out. If you're only animating 5 minutes, don't make plot holes. It's not that hard.
So, Karen appears. So, they talk, and Karen and Lucas seem a bit flirty, to me. Are they in a relationship in canon? Don't really wanna find out myself. So, an explosion happens, and Lilah leaves to check on Ethan. And no, the explosion source isn't ever mentioned. Ethan takes the chicken out of the oven, and the Swedish Chef appears again. Least funny Brick Joke ever.
