So, I start walking into town, all right? And all of a sudden! ANGSTY QUILFISH. Oh wait, it's just Eskay.
I talk to him and his sister(?).
"So, Psyche you got any Pokemon yet? I'm booooooored! I want a fight!"
No, I'm going to get one right now, though.
"What's that? A person named Bianca is giving you one? Awesome!"
Wait, how'd you know her name is Bianca? I never told you her name. I don't think I told you anything, actually. I'm beginning to suspect I'm actually mute.
"Yeah..."
Wait, what? Did you just answer my internal dialogue? Maybe I'm Psychic! Whoo!
"I have a Tepig, your argument is invalid." What? What is this I don't even. And aren't you supposed to get the stronger Pokemon than me AFTER I get it?
"Yeah, but you're getting a Snivy aren't you?"
Well, yeah... But, WAIT. HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME?
"Ooh, the moon smells like fish paste tonight."
OK, maybe he's just a lucky idiot. Understood.
"SO! Let's go get you that Pokemon! I need someone to help me out that's not my partner Pokemon! Someone to keep my face looking angsty even when I'm spouting random nonsense! It helps my dramatic monologues and threatening threats sound even better!"
So... That's the game, is it? Well played, Eskay... Well played...
So we head on to Bianca. We look everywhere in the city, but don't see her. At last, we decide to go up these stairs. Gah, too many stairs... But then Bianca! Hooray!
She smiles and apologizes for getting lost. She seems a bit ditzy.
"So, Pokemanz! Take one, Psyche!"
I hesitate, thinking. Should I get Snivy if he truly has a Tepig? Well, I'm sure he's bluffing. I pick the Snivy, because it's cute and snarky looking. Just like me~
"Let's have a battle Psyche!"
Battle! Vs Pokemon Trainer Eskay!
Eskay sends out Tepig!
ARCEUSDAMMIT!
Psyche sends out Fodder!
Yes, I have to name it Fodder. I don't plan on using it past the first gym.
Pwnage ensues, and I win. Duh.
So, he's sad, obviously and walks off.
Bianca has gifts now! "Here, take these Town Maps!"
I open the town maps... Um, this is a sheet of paper that says "Mrs. Cheren" in hearts. And this one is Crasher Wake/Brawly Yaoi fanfiction. She blushes and takes them back, handing me the REAL Town Map.
"Oh, and um, if you DON'T tell anyone about this... You can have these Running Shoes!"
Oh don't worry, it's not like anyone can hear me, anyway. Wait. These are RUNNING SHOES. OH ARCEUS I HAVE TO WALK BACK DOWN THOSE STAIRS. GAH.
"And one of those Town Maps is for your boyfriend who just ran off."
Wait. He is NOT my boyfriend. Most definitely not. His hair looks too much for a Quilfish for my taste. I think I'd lose an eye around him.
She smiles expectantly as I mumble under my breath, walking off.
