Psyga: Alright, my mind is unfucked. Let’s see the cockblocked Kermit!
With that, Psyga resumes the film
Shotaro: So Kermit talks with this piano playing dog on how Miss Piggy ditched him.
Tsukasa: Ah, so this is where the saying, “Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them” came from.
Pinkie Pie: COME ON, EVERY PONY!
Psyga, Wataru, Gentaro, Eiji, Shotaro, and Tsukasa: NO.
Psyga fast forwards through the musical number.
Gentaro: Oh, it seems Miss Piggy was taken hostage.
Eiji: I wonder who captured her...
Psyga, Wataru, Gentaro, Shotaro, and Tsukasa: It’s Doc Hopper.
Eiji: Huh? Don’t jump to conclusions now! It could be another villain.
Psyga, Wataru, Gentaro, Shotaro, and Tsukasa: It’s Doc Hopper.
Eiji: But it could be a long time villain of the ponies!
Psyga, Wataru, Gentaro, Shotaro, and Tsukasa: It’s Doc Hopper!
Psyga: Dude, they’re even showing it’s Doc Hopper. I don’t know if I should applaud at this guy’s willingness to do whatever it takes to get Kermit to dance for his commercials, or to slap my forehead at the fact that he’s resorting to cartoon villainy.
Shotaro: Why not both?
Psyga: Nah. Forehead slapping time, because even Twilight knows Doc Hopper fucking lost it.
Tsukasa: Wait, you mean he didn’t lose it when he tried to shoot at the tires?
Psyga: Well, one, I was busy thinking of something else, and two, at least he tried to go for the tires instead of something a little more damaging, like the head.
Eiji: Well, look at it this way, Psyga. It’s the Muppets. They’re probably playing this for laughs.
Psyga: Yeah. I suppose you’re right.
Gentaro: And to add to this villainy, Hopper has someone bring in a brainwashing machine.
Psyga: Shouldn’t Hopper be the one to be put through the brainwashing machine? I mean, after all, he is Hopper.
Wataru: Wait, I don’t think it’s a brainwashing machine... I think it’s an electric chair.
Psyga: Wait, wut? But doesn’t Doc Hopper need Kermit as a mascot?
Wataru: Apparently not, it seems.
Tsukasa: And all we’re left wondering is: How come Twilight or any other pony aren’t trying to sabotage the machine?
Shotaro: A lot of things can chalk up to why that is. Maybe the ponies can’t sabotage the machine. Maybe they’re held hostage too and are unable to sabotage the machine. Maybe the machine is immune to unicorn magic. Or maybe...
Psyga: TWILIGHT IS ACTUALLY USING HER MAGIC! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Eiji: That and Miss Piggy went Yandere.
Gentaro: Wait, use her magic to what? Knocking away other ponies?
Psyga: Nononononono. She’s using her magic to knock away all the mooks! Well, the mooks that Miss Piggy isn’t kicking the shit out of.
Wataru: Well, at least you’re not blowing a gasket over it.
Psyga: Oh trust me, I’m taking what I can get.
Suddenly, the film gets ruined.
Psyga: Oh cool, the movie blew itself up. Now we get to finish this liveblog and...
Shotaro: Wait, I thought this was on DVD...
Psyga: ...
Wataru: Well, as I always say, “You are not done.”
Psyga: ...
Cut to an external shot of the apartment as Psyga screams out from the top of his lungs: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
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