Part 2
Lets check out this view. Hm, it is a beautiful view... except for the litter.
Townswoman: “You and your Snivy... You resemble each other!”
How can we look like each other!? He's a snake! No offense, Coatl.
… Great, now he's glaring at me.
Random Guy: “I can't tell the differences between male and female pokemon!”
… What ARE the differences?
To Striaton!... Wait, phone call.
...Mooom... yes, I am heading out of... yes... What?
...Ok, bye then? OH GOD DON'T SNEAK BEHIND ME
Thanks for the running shoes, I guess?
Captured a Purrloin! Named him Shen, short for Shenanigans!
Whip'em good, Coatl! Love vine whip!
Wait, that Lillipup is using Bite! I want Bite!
Kid: “We made eye contact, so we must battle!”
Ok, I'll battle you, kid. Eye contact? I was looking in the opposite direction! Are you flirting with me?
Pheh, easy.
Other Kid: “Watch this!”
...You jumped a ledge. Wow. Amazing. I am absolutely filling my pants with excitement right now.
Grinding to get a balanced team... It's hard!
Oh, hey, Bianca...
Bianca: “Let's have a battle! Are you ready?”
What? Battle? NO! NOT READY!
… Or Hounddog could dominate her team like a badass.
Fennel: “Blah blah blah... Dreams... Pokemon... Blah...”
There's a pokemon which makes dreams appear? Is it Cresselia? Or DARKRAI!?
Thanks for the dusk ball, strange man in alley!
To the trainer school. Yaaaay.
Why would I want to stop evolution? It makes pokemon strong and pretty!
Quiz- A+!... On the second try...
Hey nerd. I mean Cheren. Battle? Hells yeah!
Won, of course.
That gym leader is rude...Must be a side-effect of being a waiter.
Time to go to the gym!
Hello, Clyde...?
I should go train.
In the Dreamyard. Spooky, but at least there are not creepy legendaries.
Yay, free panpour! You are Splash.
A few battles.
Coatl, use wrap!
… No, the move, not the music!
A free Great Ball? Thanks!
Guy: “I can't defeat my wife in a pokemon battle!”
Husband can't defeat wife? Sounds like most marriages.
Back to the gym.
Crap, this waiter in the gym is tough! Coatl, kick his servile ass!
Bide sucks... Hounddog is losing his badassness...
Next is the Gym Leader. Wait, three- what.
Level 12? Crap.
Drink the water! Now! Haha!
Pansear is up, Splash! KILL IT WITH WATER
Keep hosing 'im down!
Ahahaha! Beat Chili! Badge get!
Thanks for the infinite TM! Hated copy protection on these things...
Time to sign off. Roster: Coatl, Nutso, Hounddog, Shen, and Splash.
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