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sanityisoverrated2012-01-19 02:15:38

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Here’s some more Blue Shadows! As always, be prepared for one bumpy ass ride.

BLUE SHADOWS

A Conor T. Hedgehog story

All rights to Sega and Sonic team while Conor and non-characters belong to me while Brad and Tammy belong to Yoshi 2.1 and Brad159357. Chapter 4 Warm Welcome

Everyone sat at a big table. Almost everyone one was at the part the Chaotic, Blaze and Silver, Shadow and Rouge, Cream and Vanilla, Sally and so on. Knuckles was chatting to Silver while cream was talking to her mom and victor. Shadow was talking to Rouge about G.U.N missions they went on finally Sonic entered the room holding hands with Tammy.

Well we'll have dinner in just a bit Sonic said we're still waiting for Fiona to arrive.

Don't keep them to long dear Tammy said walking into the kitchen.

That’s right, Sonic has a girlfriend. Who’s neither Amy nor Blaze. Gee, it seems that the last story was, in fact, COMPLETELY FUCKING POINTLESS.

5 minutes later there was a knock at the door.

I'll get it Tammy said walking over.

She opened the door to find Fiona, Sean, Naomi and a figure dressed in black.

Two guesses who the figure is.

Hey guys come in Tammy said.

They walked in Conor last he had his hat pulled down over his face.

Of course the author couldn’t POSSIBLY leave his readers in suspense, so it’s revealed to us almost immediately.

Who's this got a boyfriend Fiona? Tammy said smiling.

They walked in to be greeted by Sonic and the gang.

Hey Fiona hey guys what's up? Sonic said cheerfully.

Hey Sonic Sean said smiling.

Hey who's this got yourself a boyfriend Fiona? Sonic said.

That is very almost exactly what your girlfriend said Sonic, be a bit more original…HEY, WOAH, WOAH, WAIT A SECOND. I just fucking realised something. Sonic and Shadow were together in the last fic now suddenly Sonic has a girlfriend with no explanation? Thanks, author, for keeping us in the fucking loop!

Actually we're married Conor said taking off his hat Sonic almost jumped back and everyone gasped except for Tammy.

Great Scot! said Knuckles.

Ugh…

No I'm Irish Conor said with a smile he walked over and shook Tammy's hand and as soon as he did he was punched in the face by Sonic.

That wasn’t even remotely funny. In fact, it was quite stupid. Hell, it didn’t even make SENSE. But then, when does this series ever make sense? I’d rather be reading Twilight right now...

Sonic! Tammy said in amazement.

But Sonic tackled Conor out through the living room window into the garden.

Sonic began to strangle Conor who smiled as he did.

Happy… to see… you too Conor said struggling for breath.

Get off my dad said Naomi tackling Sonic off of him.

Back off Naomi Sonic said pushing her off him.

Conor stood up and wiped off his clothes unaware that Sonic was running at him.

Conor turned his head and was sent flying into a tree it cracked as splinters shot into Conors body sticking through his face, arms, body and his right eye.

DAAAAD Naomi screamed she ran forward but Fiona grabbed her.

Mom let me go Naomi said tears running down her eyes.

Trust me Fiona said.

She looked over at Conor his finger twitched and then his arm moved the splinters fell out of his body and he pulled the last one out of his eye.

Conor popped on his shades and looked at Sonic who gritted his teeth and was about to hit Conor again but Tammy stepped in front of Conor blocking him.

Tammy get out of the way Sonic said.

What is going on Conor here let me help you Tammy said.

She put out her hand to he him up he looked at her hand an noticed she was wearing a ring.

Conor pushed her hand aside and stood up.

Conor pulled out his magnum and threw it to Naomi he walked inside and sat down.

Everyone looked at him amazed.

I've tried to be nice with you guys now either throw the first punch or take no notice got it Conor said clutching his arm it was bleeding still.

Conor… I'm so sorry can I help you in anyway Tammy said.

I don’t even know what’s going on here anymore, I really, really don’t.

I'm fine Conor said venom in his voice.

Tammy noticed his bleeding arm.

Here let me help you with that She said pulling him into the kitchen.

A few minutes later she had cleaned the wound and had a pair of tweezers.

This might hurt she said.

Conor remained silent as she slowly tried to pull out the splinter she touched a part of his arm and he gave a small groan.

Sorry, author, I thought the splinters in his body ‘fell out’. Make up your mind, please?

Sorry she said pulling it out.

Conor stood up and pulled down his shirt sleeve and sat down in the living room.

He soon felt a shadow lingering over him he looked up and saw it was belonging to Rouge.

Conor? She said.

What not real enough for you he said opening his eyes.

Rouge pulled him out of the chair and into a kiss she held him there for a full minute before letting go making a certain fox jealous.

THIS STORY. GOD. DAMN. What happened to Sonic still loving his borther? What happened to Rouge hating what Conor became? What’s with the writing? What’s with the disappearing plot points? ARGH.

That's for coming back she said. She then kicked him full force in the balls he looked at her before falling to his knees

That's for not telling me you were back she said.

My body can heal itself but that's gona bruise Conor said in agony.

Well I think they took that well don't you

Conor

BLUE SHADOWS

A Conor T. Hedgehog story

All rights to Sega and Sonic team while Conor and non-characters belong to me while Brad and Tammy belong to Yoshi 2.1 and Brad159357.

Chapter 5 Even When I'm Lying

I know, you never make sense in any condition!

Rouge walked off to talk to Shadow while Sonic came over to Conor.

Why are you here? Sonic said.

Conor got up and walked past Sonic.

Sonic grabbed Conors arm making everyone stare at them.

I asked you something why are you here? Sonic said.

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kickass and I'm all out of bubble gum Conor said with a grin.

I don’t even want to fucking bother with that one, but I will. *ahem* THAT’S THE WRONG WAY A-FUCKING-ROUND. IT’S KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM. FURTHERMORE HE SAYS GUM THE SECOND TIME. THIRD YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF CLEANING DUKE NUKEM’S TOILET. A BADASS THAT WORKS: DUKE NUKEM. ONE THAT DOESN’T?! YOU!!

I apologise for that outburst.

Enough with the jokes Sonic said.

Enough with the jokes you don't know me at all do you Conor said.

Are you working with Eggman? Sonic said.

Wait, what?

Eh… I killed him with my own hand Conor said waving his robotic arm back and forth.

That’s what I thought, author insert character.

Actually said Tails getting up Eggman made a copy of his brain at one of his labs so when he died the computers made a clone with his brain it has all of his memories even his thought pattern even up to when he died.

Making the last story have even LESS relevance.

So are you working with Eggman Sonic said.

No Conor said.

Give me proof Sonic said.

All I have is my word Conor said.

That's worth nothing to me Sonic said.

Conor sat down I all ways tell the truth even when I'm lying.

Whats that supposed to mean Silver said confused.

If I knew that, I might like this story slightly more. Slightly. Because at least it would be explaining something.

It means I'm not working with Eggman…yet said Conor with a smile.

Tammy saw Sonic beginning to get angry again but he stopped.

I'm going for a run Sonic said.

Have fun Conor said.

3 hours later.

I'm getting worried Tammy said.

Don't worry this is Sonic were talking about Amy said.

But what if he's been kidnapped by Eggman Tammy said.

Conor began to play the piano.

What does Sonic dream of when he takes a little snooze does he dream of fighting Eggman or Blaze in a bathing suit. Tammy don't you worry you're pretty head you're gona get Sonic home and sleep together in your cosy bed.

Oh Sonic Sonic isn't it ironic how your speed is so great but when you're coming home you're dead late.

But if he's been murdered by Eggman… well then your shit out of luck.

Conor looked up to see everyone staring at him with evil eyes.

I know the feeling, guys. I have the same sort of look on my face right now.

What not helping? He said shrugging his shoulders.

I liked it said Naomi.

But she saw everyone staring at her and quickly closed her mouth.

So Tammy how did you meet Sonic Conor said.

None of your business Sonic said walking in through the door.

Hey there see he's back and his front Conor said grinning.

Shut it Clown Knuckles said.

Conor turned.

You got something to say Knuckle head Conor said putting his hands on the table staring down at him.

Yeah I think I do He said getting up.

Care to take this outside red? Conor said.

Yeah I think I do yellow Knuckles said.

Stop it both of you Shadow said getting up.

Got something to say Captain Emo? Conor said flexing his robotic arm.

Watch it Conor or I'll make this a night you'll never forget Shadow said aggravated.

A night I'll never forget that's what Maria said Conor said smiling.

How mature of you, Conor.

CHAOS SPEAR Shadow shouted Conor flipped out of the way and threw Shadow out through the smashed window he ran out after Shadow and kicked him in the jaw Conor sat on top of Shadow and began punching his across the face.

CHOAS BLAST Shadow shouted blasting Conor back into a wall.

Shadow got up and looked at Conor who pulled his metal fingers out of the wall and ran at him again.

STOP Tammy said running in between them.

Move it Tammy Shadow said he insulted Maria I'm gona kill him.

Yeah that worked 15 years ago Conor said.

Grrrrrr growled Shadow.

Conor I think it's best if you leave Tammy said turning to him.

Conor reached into his pocket and pulled out a load of cash here this should cover the window he said giving it to Tammy.

Fiona call Brad to pick you up I'm going for a run Conor said.

But Conor we were gona catch up tonight Fiona said.

Later Conor said.

But… He ran off leave only dust behind him.

Fiona sighed and walked back into the house.

Yes I ripped off of the hangover song but it's so good I couldn't help myself I wrote this while I was in mayo so have fun reading it

You wrote this…while you were in…mayo? In…mayo? MAYO? I’m not…just…no…just no…later, guys.

Comments

Jergling Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 19th 2012 at 11:55:11 AM
I'm missing something, how do you know Conor's an author-insert (besides the fact that he's a antihero-Sue)?

"I all ways tell the truth even when I'm lying" is a misheard quote from Scarface. Not nearly as bad as the Duke Nukem one.

Lol, "Knuckle head". He didn't want to delete the word "Knuckles" so he found a way to work the same letters into a new sentence.

"Shadow shouted blasting Conor back into a wall." WHAT WALL??? They're outside and Shadow's on the ground. If anything, shouldn't it have thrown Conor upwards?
sanityisoverrated Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 20th 2012 at 4:34:07 AM
I assume he's an author insert character because his author name is Conor T. Hedgehog.

Doesn't get more blatant than that, I think.

Jergling Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 20th 2012 at 5:22:28 PM
Man, I thought "A Conor T. Hedgehog story" was just the subtitle, but then I looked at his FF.net page. 0_0

I knew Fanfiction.net was bad, I had no idea it could be as bad a /circlejerk as deviantArt. He has 46 reviews on "Blue Shadows". 30 of them are his co-authors telling eachother how great they are, 14 are "OMG THIS STORY HAD SONIC IN IT!!!" fanchildren, and 2 are honest-to-goodness reviews.

Here's my favorite:

Just a little poke at the summary: who's Fiona and who's Conor?

Don't answer that because the second question is: why should we, Sonic fans, care? Reformat the summary to make it look like a Sonic fan fiction, not a story about whathisname from whatsitsplace.

Fix chapter one. Those missing spaces, punctuation marks and overall simplicity makes me frown you considered rating it M. The word is 'prologue' not 'prolouge', as your chapter title claims.

Have a nice, abuse-free day."
Jergling Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 20th 2012 at 5:31:09 PM
Holy space-Jesus! It gets even better! This "Lord Kelvin" guy follows Conor's work, telling him to use quotes and stop posting scriptfic drivel, but his reviews get drowned out by the other kids' use of the review board as a chatroom!

I'd really like to analyze the psychology of groups like this. There seems to be this mentality that "great work" is actually "work that's on par with mine BUT NOT BETTER!!1!!1one"
sanityisoverrated Since: Dec, 1969
Jan 23rd 2012 at 2:57:08 AM
I'd like to note, just quickly, that Fiona isn't a fan character but a character from the Archie Comics. Not bashing the guy's review, it's a criticism to the fanfic which instantly puts it in my good books, I was just throwing that out there.
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