Meanwhile, droids are blasting the living daylights in the direction of Han and Chewie’s cell. They marvel at the fact that they now have a hole in the wall of the cell. Han’s friends that he called last time, have finally come to rescue them. I’m sure after this- they are going to head right back to the bar. Han and Chewie head out on to the millennium falcon, along with Leia, 3po,R2 and Luke. Wait a minute…
Han: Give me that blaster. –glares at Luke-
Luke: If what I’m doing succeeds, the emperor will be gone forever!
Han: -scoff- Why don’t we take out the emperor right now then?
Not getting any answer whatsoever to the World's most Logical Question, they just lift off and head out with the Falcon. Suddenly, they sound like they are taking on all the drugs in the world, talking at half speed extremely slo-mo voices.
Han: My legs feel like their turning to waaaatterrr
Leia: My hands are dissappearrringgg
Han: It couuollld beee because we’re next to a wooorrrmhole
And I facepalm, my friends. Whose bright idea was it to fly into a wormhole?! They didn't notice? Now they are getting all Spaghetti-fied, and the worst part of this is that I’m a hundred percent sure that Physics do not work that way.
Luke busts them out of the wormhole with the force, and begins to brag that the force can clearly kick any wormholes’ butt. Luke loans out R2 to Han so that way he can have interference codes to the world Devastators. He’s busy in an important task and has to go.
Of course, he was using a dark side projection technique (cool…didn’t know that existed) and was never there. He was with the emperor clashing light sabers the whole time.
Sidious: Look at me! I am young again! I will live on forever!
Since he has the exact same voice, I’m gonna say he’s delusional here. I heard that this fight in the comic has a naked Palpatine which makes me all the happier I’m only listening to the audio. I’ve got this brain bleach to drink by the gallon just in case.
Well, light sabers are flying around. And Luke gets stabbed. Too bad. Sidious Time.
Sidious: I’m going to crush the rebellion once and for all!
C3p0 is on the lookout for distress signals. They are definitely not having good times with those world devastators. However, Lando demands to board the devastators at a moment’s notice. Suddenly, the Devastators turn off (Yay - I bet it was R2) and they launch counter-assaults.
Han complains that the codes didn’t completely shut down the factories for the devastators so he whines about why it doesn’t work. R2 says that he’s doing it on purpose to mess with them. Um, well this is all conveyed with beeps.
R2: Chirp chrip beep (mwahaha)
3cpo: I believe r2 is having delusions of grandeur
Lando congratulates Han, (well it wouldn’t make sense to congratulate R2 but he really should have.) And shouts out WE WON.
