There was me, that is Draven, and my computer, that is HAL. We sat at the desk trying to make our rassodocks on what to do with the evening.
Hello everybody! DERP! First order of business, you'll notice I'm a bit...shaky. -twitch- That's because those bollocksheads at the Kwik Trip only have frakking decaf! Bollocks, I say. Second order of business, perhaps more important, I haven't found a game to play, so until I find one that's good enough, I'll be riffing movies on You Tube Theatre 35000. First video I'll riff is...my own movie. That's right, I'm raining comments on my own movie in sort of an official director's commentary. Now, to the 15000th subscriber to my channel, you will get my original script! Kinda like the BFX finale episode. Lulz.
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjchWNaRRT4
(Warning for the ones who watch it: CRAPTASTIC AUDIO QUALITY)
- 0:51 Obvious clapper is obvious.
- 0:56 DERP FACE!
- 1:18 INTO THE DAHKNESS!
- 1:23 I'm cleaning my gun, I'm cleaning my gun, for my zombie movie, and if I go outside with my plastic, the cops will tase me in the butt.
- 1:27 That vas veird...
- 1:37 YLKAJSDLKFASLKLWALK!
- 1:57 "You have to double-cock the pistol like this!"
- 2:24 You have alerted the zombie horde.
- 2:39 Obvious script is obvious.
- 2:43 "You spit in my hand!"
- 3:35 David is so bad ass he doesn't even NEED to be focused.
- 4:32 Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
- 5:34 Dull Surprise!
- 5:43 MMM TASTY APPLE, TASTES ALMOST GOOD AS BRAIIIINNS!
- 5:48 Crosseyed zombie! Now with 500% more zombie!
- 6:08 aaaaaah quiet scream!
- 6:11 AAAAAAAH Shirtless Zombie!
- 6:20 DERP!
There it is, folks, my horrible B-Zombie movie, and debut. See you next time on Youtube Theatre 35000!
