Me: Congratulations, I hate this game again!
Unnoun: It's not plot mandatory.
Unnound: It's mandatory to seal the keyhole and get the secret ending.
Me: So what I'm doing is a side plot!?
Me: ....
Me: THEN WHERE IS THE MAIN PLOT!?
Unnoun: ...Okay, what worlds have you completed, sealed the keyholes of?
Me: Everywhere BUT the Coliseum.
Unnoun: ...What do you mean "everywhere"?
Unnoun: Have you done Neverland yet?
Unnoun: Because you're supposed to go to Traverse Town and talk to Cid. He'll install a Navi-G piece for you.
Unnoun: ...I could have sworn that Donald and Goofy mentioned that. Or Chip and Dale. Someone.
Me: I've been to Neverland. I have their key, the power of flight and all that.
Unnoun: Although, beating the Coliseum isn't a bad idea.
Unnoun: That red treasure chest has a new keyblade in it. You can only unlock the Treasure Chest after beating the Phil, Pegasus, and Hercules cups. Beating the Hercules Cup also gets you Yellow Trinities.
Unnoun: The keyblade in the treasure chest really helps with some upcoming bosses.
Unnoun: You're about to hit a really fucking nasty point of no return. So I'd get a lot of sidequests out of the way now.
Unnoun: Remember Cid? Blond guy, has a toothpick in his mouth, First District.
Unnound: Handles gummi ship things?
Me: Difficult to forget. I talked to him before I decided I needed to go to the Coliseum so obviously there's some dialogue tree I missed.
Unnoun: Again, I do personally recommend beating the Coliseum and equipping that new keyblade.
Unnoun: It'll help against That One Boss.
Unnoun: Not to spoil too much, but there's going to be a point soon where you won't be able to go back to other worlds and change your equipment for a little bit.
Me: Okay. Thanks.
Me: I was going to do that anyway.
Me: I actually almost beat Hercules. I was SO CLOSE. And then he did that stupid headbutt thing before I could heal... It was really dumb...
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