Chapter 12: Where I explode.
Also, I fail at counting. After THIS chapter we will be down to ten more. Enjoy.
Chapter 19:
LOVE, BULLETS AND IMMORTALITY Sonadow, Sonamy, Sonaze there will be lemons
They will hurt.
All rights to Sega and Sonic team and Nintendo while Conor is my creation
Chapter 19 Rabbit or Rabbot?
Story or a guide on how not to write one?
Bunnie stood staring up at the dark wooden gates the stone wall and the sentries on duty Conor had the place well guarded she just hoped she could survive the first day if she even got in. Conor came out onto the castles wall and peered over.
Or you could, you know, crush his head with your metal arm. I’d love to see him recover from that.
Conor came out to meet her.
Ok one good reason why I shouldn't go down there and tear your head off? you punched me through a wall, covered my suit in dust and ruined my hair.
“I mean, trying to kill me I understand, but ruining my suit and hair? I should kill you for that!”
Sorry my lord but I'm here to give you my humblest apologise and with that Bunnie gave a bow.
IT’S APOLOGIES. FOR GOD SAKE. Sorry, not trying to be a grammar Nazi here, but sometimes this gets to me.
Cut the crap Shakespeare what do you want before I lose my patience Conor said annoyed.
Sorry, I—w-was that supposed to be funny? Because it wasn’t. It really wasn’t.
I saw how you took out the freedom fighters Bunnie.
Yes and? Conor said tapping his foot.
I thought I would join you Bunnie smiled.
Why? he asked.
Yes. Tell us your contrived reason for defecting to evil.
You're obviously gona win Bunnie said I suggested surrender in thought we might get off lightly but Shadow said you'd kill all of us.
Conor smiled Come to think of it does sound like something I'd do.
Nice way to reassure your possible new ally. Asshole.
Also I'm a hairdresser Bunnie said smiling up at him.
Wait...what?
Meh still waiting you explained why your where not why I should let you in Conor said he ran his robotic fingers off the castle walls creating sparks!
Uh...why?
They fight amongst themselves while you sit back and watch what you create Bunnie said smirking.
Still no answer but god they should make songs about me you could make a lot of them Conor said smiling.
What the fuck does that...? God, this story hurts.
Well I can do what you need maid, cleaner, hairdresser for Fiona. Bunnie said smirking.
Ok now that would be a good reason I don't really like look of her spikes although I love her hair anyway could you do it the way she had it before she spiked it eh he began to daydream Tails gave him a nudge
So...has Conor got a hair fetish now, or...
I mean yeah open the gates Conor said.
No need Bunnie said.
Bunnie using her robotic legs propelled herself onto the wall beside Conor.
So is it Rabbit or Rabbot? He asked
Whatever you want she pulled him close to her Bunnie said.
FOR THE LOVE OF—
Thanks but last thing I need is another girl saying she's my slave Conor said.
WHAT.
Bunnie: Making you uneasy am I, I could do a little something to take the edge off.
Sorry but I'm trying to cut back Conor said.
WHAT.
Come on what Fiona doesn't know won't hurt her Bunnie said massing with one of his spikes.
Conor grabbed her arm and squeezed
She finds out it's you she'll be hurting he said and I have a girl thanks.
Sorry, sorry. Hold on. THIS pisses me off. No, I don’t want another lemon, but hear me out: supposing this was a good story, we would have established Conor as a bit of a man-whore by now, and a good writer would work this in to plot. THIS IS NOT WORKED IN. THIS IS A COMPLETELY OUT-OF-CHARACTER MOMENT FOR THE WRITER’S OWN CHARACTER. AGH.
What about you if she did find out She asked.
You seriously gona attack me he flexed his robotic arm.
That. Makes. No. Goddamn. Sense.
Ok then what do I do first She asked.
Some new clothes might be in order I don't like the whole pink shirt and hat thing He said.
It’s not a shirt, it’s a leotard. The hat, I assume, refers to the brown cowboy/girl style hat she wore on occasion.
Really thought it made me look cute she gave him a wink.
Conor looked at her and thought for a second
Wait a second why should I trust you I just remembered what about your husband Antoine?
Yes, good point! Decent question.
A snivelling coward or man who rules the planet Bunnie said.
This is either horribly alluding to her bluffing, or she’s genuinely defecting under the guise of spying on Conor or saving Sonic or whatever. Knowing our author, probably the latter.
Point taken He said. Sally!
Sally came out she just finished painting her nails.
Hey boss like my nails
Conor: Yes eh very nice
“Woman, do you ever take any of my absolutely bat-shit plan seriously?”
Wait what's she doing here Sally walked up to her?
Can’t you finish a sentence properly. Anyway?
Decided to join so I know you too are friends so you can share the same quarters and Sally get her a new outfit ok Conor said.
Revelling or normal Sally asked?
Conor rolled his eyes
Yeah robotic parts totally turn me on revelling.
What happened to “I have a girl”?
Sorry stupid question Sally said.
Yes. It was.
Sally grabbed Bunnie and they left.
Conor looked around at his men and others going about.
Conor groaned I need coffee or sleep he said.
Or death. I like my option more.
I really do time for sleep
Also, the author can’t even write his author notes properly anymore.
Comments
GIG
Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 16th 2011 at 4:05:19 PM
Why does this story exist? Kudos for trucking through this, you are a braver man than I.
