....I hate this movie. I really do. I mean...Look at it! I am literally just thinking that I want to rip my brain stem in half so I can't understand this movie anymore...or any other movie for that matter. It...JUST....SUCKS.
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0:03
"Now I can wear this Prisoner hat with honor!"
0:11 ._. He has a record for throwing huge icebergs up to the surface? ...shouldn't that worry him?
0:20
"We could have told you earlier but...we were too busy laughing and clapping!"
0:27
"Oh, you REALLY did it this time kid! How are we going to tell Mom about the broken Va-Oh, wait..."
1:03
...Um, that transition scene was kind of...pointless.
1:28
"My Masceria eyes are upset!"
1:38 "Bye Son unbelievable predicament happening gotta go!"
1:52 So...instead of running into the Iceberg, thus causing the ship to simply stop and receive little to any damage, we are going to let it scrape against the hull of the ship.
2:13 "Oh no! a couple of boxes on deck have fallen on someone from...the third class deck!"
2:28
So it took only a minute for the ship to start breaking in half? ...Okay, I don't care. Means the movie ends faster.
2:55
W-Wha? They climb faster than fucking Spider-man!
3:17
"Let me shift my eyes back and forth to express attention to my surroundings."
3:39 THANK YOU! Finally, something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE!
3:58 T-They shouldn't have cut the wire to begin with!
4:14 " I was sad :(...THEN I'M EXCITED :D!!"
4:21 "WHEEEE! SINKING THE TITANIC IS FUN!"
4:36
"Yes, a Rat Cook who we barely know shall help us!"
5:00
Yes, he seems to know EXACTLY what to do on a doomed ship.
5:17
What, are the wires made from the same company who made Doc Brown's electrical cords?
5:40
Well...Um...That will really do nothing. That will just send voltages into your body.
5:46 " Good thing that my moustache is made from electrical wiring!"
5:54
The message will read to other ships," AHHH! OOO! EEE!"
5:57 Did they braid his moustache to hold the wires...?
6:07 "Duuuuuuuuhh!"
6:24
Wow...what a asshole.
6:39
"W-What the!?"
6:42
"I'm right under you, you jack-ass!"
7:03
Whoaaa...That...that's kinda...cruel.
7:23
What are you talking about?! All of you could literally fit into one lifeboat!
7:28
Wait...I never notic-AAHHH! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S FACE?! HE LOST IT AND IT TURNED INTO A ORANGE!!!
7:53
...Yes. That is a mouse.
...Yep. A mouse.
8:03
"Hehehe Yes...Oh wait, unless someone comes along and springs him free...
....Why didn't we shoot him again?"
8:49
Thank you movie, I need that close up of his nose.
8:54
OH SWEET...MERCIFUL...god.
