Alas, we come to the second part of our series; this movie has shown us the characters we shall spend a good hour or so with, and so far they make me want to rip out my eyes, then my ears, and then finally jump out a twenty story building. We Must continue on! And so Youtube user Docsane shall now provide part 2 of this epic. Click down on the link below, and follow along!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dGVOrLsnDk&feature=related)
0:01 Oh, a wonderful start! A dog shaking it's ass at me! Usually that is where the end is.
0:12 I think anyone will not want to be Mrs. Maltraver. Speaking of which, Yours cat's are reducing your arm's to bloody stumps, you better pull them off.
0:23 " Why yes, I did name my Cat Lucifer. Why? Well, it's because I'm evil. There. I said it."
0:27 "CRETIN! I turned into a Eastern animation for a second!"
0:35 Its a wacky adventure on the Titanic, everybody!
0:43 "I can't stop the horses, LOOK OUT!"
0:53 Hey, Smiley was copping a feel there!
0:58 "You Whine constantly, you keep jumping onto anything attractive, and you keep annoying Maltravers; I say, you remind me of someone..."
1:02 "A-Ahh Ohhh A Haaah...Gosh, taking that glove off was haaard..."
1:14 "Takin your glove, bitch, that what I'm sayin!"
1:30 What was the point of slowing that down? There was no narrative suggestion there...nor was there anything really dramatic going on. It's like the Director slowed this movie down with his remote just so he can get some popcorn.
1:35 Oh, how charmingly creepy 8D
1:57 ...Well. Um...okay.
2:06 Yes, that Random man who- GOD DAMN it Doc!
2:11 "Count on you even if you were a abbicus!" ...Thats a very subtle joke that is neither funny nor related to anything.
2:20 Oh, he's a don?
2:22 Oh, wait, I mean a prince
2:24 "Bu-"
2:28 "I was just-"
2:30 "It's requirement that dogs are on lea-"
2:39 "YOUR RIGHT! I'm a MONSTER!"
2:58 What the hell!? Does this man really need all of this suffering? Do we really need to feel that this man deserves punishment for just simply trying to tell him that his dog should be kept on a leash? Did he rape puppies or something while I wasn't looking, thus making it neccesary to punish him?
3:10 " Give back the hat to the nice man we just threatened."
3:25 -_- Oh no, the hat fell into the water...I was on the edge of my seat, just wanting to know what happened to the hat.
4:06 "RAT INFENSTATION IN THE SHIP, CATS WERE SEND INTO THE BRIG TO CLEAN THEM OUT!"
4:09 "I need you to read it to me since I am legally blind!"
4:32 "I'm evil because I have a eye-patch, and own a whaling company."
3:38 Oh great, now the characters themselves are doing the riffing! Guess I don't have to sit here anymore...
4:48 "Also, MY PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECIOUS."
5:02 "No, I'm actually marrying her because she's beautiful and smart and OF COURSE I AM MARRYING HER FOR THE MONEY!"
5:06 "Your stuck here!"
5:19 " I am evil because I want money. And I have a eyepatch...a-and I also own a whaling company. Did I mention that I'm evil?"
5:32 "I'm talking to YOU window."
5:35 Did they spill coffee on this film or something!?
5:40 "Don't make me wave my fingers all over again!"
6:08 Ah, it's refreshing to have a fellow Titanic buff rip this movie apart; it gives me time to relax, have a cup of water; Maybe even look for that knife I specifcally had so I can not watch this movie anymore!
6:22 All the engine room heard was "Engine Room".
6:32 "Oh, and take care of my Fish lipped horribly mutated son over there."
6:37 " Say that I shot a elephant in my pajamas."
6:44 Wait, what the-
6:47 The fu-
6:50 The HELL was that?!
7:12 Oh, I guess they have human's dressed up like mice who are dressed up as human's; Basically, Furries.
7:28 "Psst, I CAN SEE YOU. You better keep your eyes open tonight..."
7:45 OH SWEET JESUS TWO CATS! More than a thousand People on board and only TWO CATS!!!!
8:01 Yes, for cat's who eat mice for pleasure are much more dangerous than cat's who are...I don't know...HUNGRY.
8:16 I want you to look carefully. ...Do you see it? reply in the comments with a "YESH???"
8:23 "Boo Boo De Doo, BOO!"
8:49 "You mean Jean-Luc, the greatest Mouse chief in the world!?"
9:29 "What if I stop sounding like a retarded cousin from Alvin and The Chimpmunks?"
What is the fate of these two mouse's hunger? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! Same dumb channel, same dumb time!
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