The video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8LFOVGUt2g
At last, we come to the jokers known as Retsupurae. I suppose no other introduction (other than a link to our page on them) is necessary.
In this case, this is one of their many videos ripping on the "Gaming In The Clinton Years" series of review videos by NAViGaTR. They seem to like targeting these videos the most, Electrical Beast and Billy MC aside.
How well does their snark translate to transcriptions? Let's find out.
Why can't we make Bush jokes instead?
Pretty sure they call the Playstation...a Playstation. Also, if you want social electronics, buy a computer and sign up on Facebook.
Oh, are we coming up with fictional characters already? Hey, Decker Activist sounds like a pretty cool name.
So you're telling me people actually played video games with tweezers back then? Funny, I played with a controller or a keyboard (depending on whether it was a console or a PC), but I guess there's no accounting for taste.
Less than 30 seconds in, and we can already tell there's no respect for this guy.
Well, isn't that getting technical.
Okay, you don't agree with this guy. Tell me something I don't know?
Is Mario's friend Decker Activist? You know, for all that they ripped Electrical Beast for his Mario "fanfiction", these guys seem to be coming up with quite a bit of it themselves.
Okay, so the game doesn't impress moms. Silly moms, always interfering without understanding the content of the games. But I don't recall either Super Mario 64 or Resident Evil having music by Devo as part of their soundtrack.
Rhyme intended? Who knows.
Is the quote from the impossible or is it impossible without the handbook? Or both? I'm starting to think insanity plays a major role in Retsupuraes.
The handbook is online? Wait, I thought the internet was a sparse thing back in the 90's. No You Tube, no Wikipedia, no TV Tropes. Was I misled?
Are we taking about Nintendo or Sony? They're both big businesses, but sheesh, no need to bash them for that.
What is C Four E? Who won by a close call? Don't talk about stuff out of nowhere! I'm not sure who's worse, the snarkers or the snarked. Snarkee? Whatever, you get the idea.
And these guys agree? This...I...I'm not sure what to make of this anymore.
They're calling it the Nintendo 60 and they accuse the reviewer of being lazy? Really? Respect...dropping...
I'm worried...about them being able to be unbiased. Biased snark does not come off as nearly as funny.
Well, I suppose we'll stop here. But there's more to cover, more pathetic attempts on snarking to mock, and we'll take them all on in the next part.
