Moral lesson of the story: Refrain from assuming.
0:11 - We open the video with all three EH regulars in front of the camera, owning up to their mind-screwy tomfoolery hidden beneath their veneer of health food and budget-friendly exercise equipment. Also, I am concerned about that kitchen door right behind them.
0:18 - Jeff states though that they're "just getting started" and that it now looks like they have a new friend they need to keep tabs on. Really, guys? You just got assaulted by the Slender Man and you're only taking a week off of your Youtube update schedule?
0:45 - Understandably, Evan still looks mighty pissed about that whole "Slender Man breaking into his house" bit.
0:52 - In a clever bit of pragmatic medium awareness, Vincent voices out one of the series' great burning questions: which appearances in their past videos were of their fake Slendy's and which appearances were of the real one's. Which naturally opens up the other unpleasant question of which ones I've been laughing at like a tactless genre-blind mook. I am so doomed.
1:05 - Evan finally speaks up, posing a (by now, most likely moot) choice to whichever one of their loyal viewers may have been deeply embroiled in this fine mess: Either 'fess up or face the, um, "negative repercussions." If whoever it is they think they're addressing were a real person, I'll betcha they must be going "Ooooooh, I'm so scared" at the monitor right about now.
1:46 - Good grief, is he going to cut off their legs and shove them down their throats too?
From here it looks like the series actually does go into mini-hiatus, not updating again until a month or so later. In keeping with the spirit of Archive Binge-induced immersion in this live-blogging experience though, it looks like I'll picking this up again tomorrow. I just hope I don't get any more interesting nightmares.
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