Personnel assigned to combat zone:
- Captain Kwas
- Commander Princeps Augustus
- Lieutenant nos
- Ensign Jacques Cousteau
- Ensign Sophie Aldred
- Ensign x2wolf
- Ensign Parson Gotti
- Seaman clockworkspider
- Seaman Charlie Brown
- Seaman Art Bell
SWS - Displacer/Sonic
Kwas: Okay, people, you know the drill. Find Echo, kill Echo, take his sub. Move out!
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
Yana: Hmm, this Displacer handles much more smoothly than the old Coelecanths ever did.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Yana: Oh, who's shooting at me?
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(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
Yana: Oh boy. Ladies and gentlemen, looks like we've got lobsters.
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Yana: Someone give me a read on this empty-handed lobster.
(VWOINK-BZBZBZ)
x2wolf: Technician, sir.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: GURHOWL.
Yana: Wrong. CORPSE.
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(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Yana: There's another lobster north of the transport - it just shot at me. Aldred, give me a read.
(VWOINK-BZBZBZ)
Aldred: Soldier.
Yana: Good.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Yana: It just ducked behind a coral reef.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Brown: I see it. Deploying shock bomb.
(THUPP-BLOOP)
Brown: Lobster down.
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Yana: All right, people. Continue the sweep.
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Princeps: Lobster sighted, southwest of the sub.
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
Yana: Sighting confirmed.
◊ Read it.
(VWOINK-BZBZBZ)
Aldred: Soldier.
Yana: All right then.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: . . .
Yana: One less Echo to deal with.
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Princeps: Lobster to the south!
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Princeps: Scratch that. TWO lobsters to the south!
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Yana: I'll cover you, Commander.
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
(KASHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: GURHOWL.
Yana: One down.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: . . .
Princeps: Two down.
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
(WHSS-THUD)
Princeps: . . . Oh shit. A third just lobbed a grenade right at my feet.
(WHUMPH)
Princeps: Bwuh? Was that grenade a dud?
Yana: Actually, I think it was dumb luck. That, and your armor.
Princeps: Wow. I am NEVER complaining about how heavy this suit is, ever again! And as for YOU, Mister Lobster . . .
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: GURHOWL.
Yana: I don't think it particularly liked the focused ultrasonics we just fed it, do you?
Princeps: Nope. Don't think so.
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Bell: What was that?
(CRUNCH CRUNCH)
Bell: Oh, SHIT! LOBSTER!
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: . . .
Bell: Whoo. That was TOO close!
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
Yana: Gentlemen, I've found the sub. Prepare to close in and take it.
(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
(THUD THUD THUD)
Yana: Blunt claws against heavy armor? Not particularly effective. Focused ultrasonics against Lobster Man organs, however . . . .
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Yana: VERY effective!
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
Yana: Ladies and gentlemen, we have more lobsters upstairs in the sub.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: GURHOWL.
Yana: One of them is down . . . where'd the other one go?
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
nos: . . .
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
Yana: Oh, there you are.
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
Yana: Oh, you're not getting away THAT easily!
(WHOOB WHOOB WHOOB)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Lobster Man: GURHOWL.
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
(CRUMPLE-SPLAT)
Yana: Well, sh-*KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Princeps: Well, so much for the Displacer . . .
(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)
(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)
Princeps: Looks like that was the last one, people. Let's clean up and go home.
