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Combat Report - July 1st, 2040

Personnel deployed to combat zone:

  • Commander Kwas
  • Lieutenant Princeps Augustus
  • Lieutenant Myst Rose
  • Ensign Guido Talbot
  • Ensign Siegfried Farnan
  • Ensign nos
  • Ensign dmboogie
  • Ensign Jacques Cousteau
  • Able Seaman Sophie Aldred
  • Seaman Virgil Griffiths
  • Seaman Arilou
  • Seaman Parson Gotti

Yana (via remote link): All right, people - Kwas will be overseeing this mission. Remember, standard sweep: five by five, top to bottom. Standing orders are to neutralize all Echo forces, then head belowdecks. Understood?

Kwas: Yessir. Aldred, you're with me. Princeps, Myst, you two take four people each. Princeps, you take the passenger section; Myst, you head for the bridge. Move out, people!

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

Myst: Echo on the upper deck!

Aldred: I see it. Taking the shot.

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

Gill Man: HURGH . . .

Aldred: Echo down.

(THUD THUD THUD)

(WHUMPH WHUMPH WHUMPH)

Gill Men (offscreen): HURGH . . .

Princeps: Hah, Echo's shitting himself today. Already he's making with the grenades, and he's not even throwing them in the right directions!

dmboogie: Well, we do have one small problem. Those grenades threw up a hell of a lot of smoke here in the passenger section.

Princeps: . . . Point.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

Princeps: Wow, they blew up the galley REAL good.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

Myst: Hello, Echo.

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Gill Man: HURGH . . .

Myst: Goodbye, Echo.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

Princeps: Got two Echos outside the galley entrance.

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

Gill Man: HURGH . . .

Princeps: That's one.

(KZAAASH)

Gill Man: . . .

Princeps: And that's two.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

nos: Got an Eek down this hallway.

dmboogie: I got'cha covered, nos.

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

Deep One: GURHURGLE.

nos: Got 'im.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

Talbot: Myst! BEHIND YOU!

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

Myst: Wha-?!

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Gill Man: HURGH . . .

(WHSS-THUD)

(WHUMPH)

Gill Man: HURGH . . .

Cousteau: That Eek, 'e blew 'imself up. What an eediot.

Myst: He was gunning for you, Jacques.

Cousteau: I know. But 'e obviously failed, oui? I believe the phrase is, "'E dropped ze ball."

Myst: *groan* And I thought Talbot's jokes were bad!

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

Talbot: Farnan, Echo outside the bridge!

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

Deep One: GURHURGLE.

Farnan: Not anymore, old chap!

Yana: The Alhazred's captain reports that was the last Echo topside. Kwas, take the team below - search and destroy!

Kwas: With pleasure, sir!

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