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Combat Report - October 17, 2040

Personnel assigned to combat zone:

  • Lieutenant Myst Rose
  • Lieutenant dmboogie
  • Ensign Guido Talbot
  • Able Seaman Murphy Mac Manus
  • Seaman Connor Mac Manus
  • Seaman Emily Chaudhry
  • Seaman Manfred Mann
  • Seaman Jamie Mc Crimmon

Myst: Okay, people, let's make a clean sweep of this area. Move out!

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

Talbot: Echo sighted in the rock formation to the north! Taking the shot!

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Talbot: Echo's still up.

Myst: I see it. Launching shock bomb.

(THUPP-BLOOP)

Tasoth: . . .

(CHK-CHK)

Myst: Echo is down, shock cannon reloaded.

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

dmboogie: Echo sighted. Taking the shot.

(THUPP-BLOOP)

Tasoth: . . .

dmboogie: He's down for the count.

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Mann: Hey, I see the downed sub. Looks like those Sonic Oscillators did a number on it!

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Myst: dmboogie, Jamie and I have Echo's front door covered. You take Talbot and Manfred around back, just in case they try to get out that way.

dmboogie: On it.

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Murphy: Whistler north o' the downed sub!

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Tasoth: WHISTLE.

Myst: Nice shot, Murphy.

(WHIRR-CLUNK)

Myst: Echo out front of the sub!

(THUPP-CRACKLE THUPP-CRACKLE)

(KSHHOW-CRACKLE)

Murphy: Oh no ye don't!

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

dmboogie: Echo behind the sub!

(THUPP-BLOOP)

Talbot: I got 'im.

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Tasoth: . . .

Talbot: Echo down.

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Mann: I see the forward shooter. Lining him up.

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Tasoth: WHISTLE.

Mann: Got him. Myst, you're clear to enter the sub.

Myst: Thanks, Manfred.

(VWOINK-BZBZBZ)

Murphy: Echo! Echo near the sub!

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

(CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH)

Mc Crimmon: Murphy, ye daft idiot, that's ME yer shootin' at!

Myst: Fucking whistlers and their molecular control . . . *grumble grumble grumble*

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Myst: Hold still while I shove a shock bomb down your throat, you bastard!

(THUPP-BLOOP)

Tasoth: . . .

Connor: Huh? Wha? What happened?

Myst: Nothing you need to worry about.

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

dmboogie: Taking fire from the reef northeast of the sub!

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

dmboogie: Echo sighted. Launching shock bomb.

(THUPP-BLOOP)

Tasoth: . . .

Myst: Looks like that was the last one. Okay, people! Let's clean this mess up and get back to base!

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