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Combat Report, August 24th, 2040 - Part II: The Colony
PART II: THE COLONY

Kwas: Remember, people, the goal is simple: find the base's Synomium Device, blow it up, then bug out. Understood?

All: Aye, sir!

Kwas: Okay, then! Move it out!

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Gotti: Lobster by those spheres! Taking the shot!

(THUPP-BLOOP)

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Gotti: He's still up!

Kwas: Covering fire!

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Lobsterman: GHROWL . . .

(SHLERK SHLERK SHLERK)

Arilou: BRAIN!

(KSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Tentaculat: SPLORP.

Princeps: Fried brain, now.

(CLUNK CLUNK THUMP THUMP THUMP)

Aldred: Hey, I've spotted the Synomium Device. Moving in to plant a charge.

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

(BLOOP)

(SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH THUD THUD)

Aldred: Charge is set. Fire in the hole!

(WHABOOM WHABOOM)

(ASSORTED ALIEN KLAXONS)

Kwas: Okay, people, that's done it! Let's boogie!

(THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP)

Triton Pilot: Commander Kwas, we got something weird going on up here.

Kwas: What is it, Triton-One?

Triton Pilot: Well, sir, there were a couple Eeks headed for the sub when they all of a sudden just . . . collapsed, sir.

Kwas: They unconscious, Triton-One?

Triton Pilot: Looks it, sir - though they might just be playin' possum. Figured I'd best give you a heads-up, whatever the case.

Kwas: Thanks, Triton-One. Much appreciated.
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