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Combat Report - June 11th, 2040

Personnel deployed:

  • Lieutenant Myst Rose
  • Lieutenant Princeps Augustus
  • Ensign dmboogie
  • Ensign Arilou
  • Ensign Jacques Cousteau
  • Ensign nos
  • Ensign x2wolf
  • Ensign Siegfried Farnan
  • Seaman Jacques Cousteau
  • Seaman Sophie Aldred
  • SWS - Coelecanth/Gas Cannon

Yana: Okay, people. Echo's sub went down around here somewhere. Let's find it and neutralize any surviving crew.

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Yana: No sign of Echo over here. Just something that looks like a wellhead.

Myst Rose: Nothing to the north of the sub.

dmboogie: Nothing to the northeast, either.

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

Yana: Echo to the north, near some old crates. Don't have a clear line of fire, though.

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

(PSSHEW-KAWHANG)

Aquatoid: EEEOW!

Yana: Echo is down.

(CRUNCH CRUNCH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH)

Farnan: Yech, this stuff is sticking to my armor like glue.

(CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Myst: Echo sighted. Taking the shot.

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

Myst: No go.

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

dmboogie: Myst. Echo - near that wellhead thing?

Myst: Roger.

dmboogie: Taking the shot.

(THUPP-CRACKLE THUPP-CRACKLE)

Aquatoid: EEEOW!

dmboogie: Got him.

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

Yana: Sub sighted.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

(WHIRR-CLUNK)

Myst: Looks like we've got survivors in the wreckage. Engaging!

(THUPP-CRACKLE THUPP-CRACKLE)

Myst: No dice.

(KSSHOW)

dmboogie: Hey, hey, hey! No shooting at the Lieutenant!

(THUPP-CRACKLE)

Aquatoid: EEEOW!

dmboogie: I'm heading into the wreckage.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK)

dmboogie: Got Echo in the tail section.

(KZAAASH)

Aquatoid: . . .

dmboogie: Echo down.

Yana: Looks like he was the last one. Good work, people.

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