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Ranger Six

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Combat Report - June 1st, 2040
Personnel deployed:

Yana: All right, people, we've got another small sub here. Let's hope we don't run into any bipedal lobsters this time, eh?

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

Yana: No sign of Echo in the immediate area.

(CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CRUNCH CRUNCH)

Gotti: Nothing to the northwest of the sub.

Farnan: Northeast looks clear too.

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

Yana: Well, there's the Alien vessel. No sign of Echo nearby, though.

(WHIRR-CLUNK)

Farnan: Eek sighted!

(PSSHOW-CRACKLE)

(PSSHEW-THWUD)

Aquatoid: . . .

Farnan: Man, did we get lucky today!

Yana: I'll say!

Kwas: Why, what is it?

Yana/Farnan: IT'S AQUATOIDS!

(WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR)

(WHIRR-CLUNK)

Yana: There's two more in the sub. Lining one up.

(PSSHEW-KAWHANG)

Aquatoid: EEEOW!

(PSSHOW-CRACKLE PSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Yana: HAH! You MISSED!

(PSHEEW-KAWHANG)

(PSSHOW-CRACKLE PSSHOW-CRACKLE)

Yana: Oh, THAT stung!

(PSSHEW-KAWHANG)

Aquatoid: EEEOW!

Arilou: Movement to the north!

(PSSHOW-CRACKLE)

(THUPP-CRACKLE THUPP-CRACKLE)

(WHUMPH)

Yana: Arilou, report!

Arilou: . . . I hit some barrels. They went boom.

Farnan: Don't worry, Arilou. I got'cha covered.

(PSSHEW-THWUD)

Aquatoid: EEEOW!

Yana: That was the last one. Nice work, people - let's get this thing back home!
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