New Recruits Tend To Drown A Lot
Commander's Log - February 28th, 2040
You know, it's weird. Up until today, the month has been pretty quiet.
But we just got word of another terror attack, this one out in Anchorage, Alaska.
Now, myself, I'd be just as happy to tell the citizens of Anchorage to go to hell, on account of how a significant chunk of them tried to get Sarah Palin elected President back before Alaska seceded from the United States . . . but the people funding X-Com wouldn't be too happy if we let the Eeks run roughshod over the place, so I've sent the troops in.
At least we can finally use the Coelecanth for heavy fire support; we're going to need it.