New month-well close to it, anyway-new song.
Around the world, around the world
MIKE: Are you going to do it in 80 days?
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
TOM: People are dying.
[MIKE looks at TOM]
TOM: What? It’s true!
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CROW: Uh, guys? I think we got a problem here. There doesn’t seem to be any 4x’s or anything!
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Around the world, around the world
MIKE: Well, give this song a while to start, Crow.
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Around the world, around the world
TOM: No, Crow’s right. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
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MIKE: Hmm. Wonder who wrote this.
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CROW: Probably some Daft Punk kid. Them and their crazy hairdos.
[beat]
CROW: Waitaminute…Daft…Punk… [panicked] Oh no!
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Around the world, around the world
TOM: What’s wrong, Crow?
CROW [still panicking]: They sent us Daft Punk lyrics!! AAAAAAHHH!!!
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MIKE: Can Daft Punk even be riffed?
CROW [gloomily]: We’re about to find out.
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Around the world, around the world
TOM: I got an idea. Why don’t we play I Spy?
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CROW: Oh, I’ll go first! I spy with my little eye, something that is…purple.
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MIKE: Purple? There doesn’t seem to be any purple here.
TOM: There’s purple chewing gum on the floor under your seat, Mike.
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CROW: Nope. That’s not it.
MIKE [frustrated]: Then what!?
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CROW: It’s a purple people eater…which turns invisible when it’s in darkness.
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TOM [angry]: What kind of answer was that, dickweed!?
CROW: Well you try coming up with something when you have limited material!!
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MIKE: Look, why don’t we play a different game, okay?
TOM [petulant]: Fine. I Spy sucks anyway.
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Around the world, around the world
CROW: I know! Let’s play the license plate game!
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TOM: Hey, that’s a good idea…Except for the fact there are no license plates around!!
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MIKE: Well, we could make some up.
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TOM: Oh no you don’t, Mike! I don’t want Mr. Cheater T. Robot here “finding” the invisible Atlantis license plate!!
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Around the world, around the world
CROW [feigning shock]: Why, Tom Servo! I’m not going to do that!!
TOM: Why not?
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Around the world, around the world
CROW: Because if you knew about the Atlantis license plate, you must have found it already!!
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Around the world, around the world
TOM [whining]: Mike!! Crow’s not making sense!!
MIKE: Listen you two. Either you settle down or I’ll start these song lyrics over!!
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Around the world, around the world
CROW: Are we there yet?
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TOM [whiny]: I’m hungry.
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CROW: Tom’s looking at me!
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TOM: Can we get popcorn?
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MIKE: Quiet down, guys!!
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TOM [whiny]: But this is boring!!
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CROW [whiny]: And it’s all hot and hurts and stuff!!
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Around the world, around the world
MIKE: I know, but let’s just hang in there.
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Around the world, around the world
TOM: When this is over, will you give us lots of cookies?
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CROW: And the Red Ryder B.B Gun I’ve always wanted?
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MIKE: Well…maybe. We’ll see.
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TOM: Can I get a pet Tribble?
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MIKE: No! They multiply too fast!
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CROW [whiny]: But Joey from down the street has one!!
TOM [whiny]: How come he gets all the cool stuff!?
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MIKE [frustrated]: I don’t know!! [normal] Now, look. We’re going to sit down, be quiet and listen to the rest of this, okay?
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world.
TOM: Mike?
CROW: Mike?
MIKE[angry]: What now!?
CROW [cowed]: Uh, I think the song’s over.
TOM: In that case, let’s go.
Deja vu, Deja vu
New month-well close to it, anyway-new song.
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