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Around the World
New month-well close to it, anyway-new song.

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MIKE: Are you going to do it in 80 days?

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TOM: People are dying.

[MIKE looks at TOM]

TOM: What? It’s true!

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CROW: Uh, guys? I think we got a problem here. There doesn’t seem to be any 4x’s or anything!

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MIKE: Well, give this song a while to start, Crow.

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TOM: No, Crow’s right. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

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MIKE: Hmm. Wonder who wrote this.

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CROW: Probably some Daft Punk kid. Them and their crazy hairdos.

[beat]

CROW: Waitaminute…Daft…Punk… [panicked] Oh no!

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TOM: What’s wrong, Crow?

CROW [still panicking]: They sent us Daft Punk lyrics!! AAAAAAHHH!!!

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MIKE: Can Daft Punk even be riffed?

CROW [gloomily]: We’re about to find out.

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TOM: I got an idea. Why don’t we play I Spy?

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CROW: Oh, I’ll go first! I spy with my little eye, something that is…purple.

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MIKE: Purple? There doesn’t seem to be any purple here.

TOM: There’s purple chewing gum on the floor under your seat, Mike.

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CROW: Nope. That’s not it.

MIKE [frustrated]: Then what!?

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CROW: It’s a purple people eater…which turns invisible when it’s in darkness.

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TOM [angry]: What kind of answer was that, dickweed!?

CROW: Well you try coming up with something when you have limited material!!

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MIKE: Look, why don’t we play a different game, okay?

TOM [petulant]: Fine. I Spy sucks anyway.

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CROW: I know! Let’s play the license plate game!

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TOM: Hey, that’s a good idea…Except for the fact there are no license plates around!!

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MIKE: Well, we could make some up.

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TOM: Oh no you don’t, Mike! I don’t want Mr. Cheater T. Robot here “finding” the invisible Atlantis license plate!!

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CROW [feigning shock]: Why, Tom Servo! I’m not going to do that!!

TOM: Why not?

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CROW: Because if you knew about the Atlantis license plate, you must have found it already!!

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TOM [whining]: Mike!! Crow’s not making sense!!

MIKE: Listen you two. Either you settle down or I’ll start these song lyrics over!!

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CROW: Are we there yet?

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TOM [whiny]: I’m hungry.

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CROW: Tom’s looking at me!

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TOM: Can we get popcorn?

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MIKE: Quiet down, guys!!

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TOM [whiny]: But this is boring!!

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CROW [whiny]: And it’s all hot and hurts and stuff!!

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MIKE: I know, but let’s just hang in there.

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TOM: When this is over, will you give us lots of cookies?

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CROW: And the Red Ryder B.B Gun I’ve always wanted?

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MIKE: Well…maybe. We’ll see.

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TOM: Can I get a pet Tribble?

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MIKE: No! They multiply too fast!

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CROW [whiny]: But Joey from down the street has one!!

TOM [whiny]: How come he gets all the cool stuff!?

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MIKE [frustrated]: I don’t know!! [normal] Now, look. We’re going to sit down, be quiet and listen to the rest of this, okay?

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TOM: Mike?

CROW: Mike?

MIKE[angry]: What now!?

CROW [cowed]: Uh, I think the song’s over.

TOM: In that case, let’s go.


Deja vu, Deja vu

New month-well close to it, anyway-new song.

10th Dec '10 4:32:14 PM flag for mods
comments
Those are the only lyrics? *facepalm* How did these guys get a music contract, anyway?
ShadowDog 15th Jan 11
This is a Daft Punk song. They're techno. You can get away with weird lyrics in techno because it's about the beat, and a large number of Daft Punk "songs" don't even have lyrics ("Songs" in quotes because the definition of "song" requires lyrics; anything else is a "piece").

I think this one was done on a dare, as seen in the original thread.
FreezairForALimitedTime 25th Jan 11
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