Yo.
“Welcome to the world of Pokémon! You can call me Juniper. But you'll hear people calling me the Pokémon Professor.Right! This world is full of Pokemon, snd they're fantastic creatures! Pokémon possess miraculous power, come in all shapes and sizes, live in all kinds of locales...?”
I... I know what pokemon are... I'ved lived in Unova for ten years...
“And we humans live together with them in peace! We're always there for each other, the both of us. But joining forces to help each other can often be a difficult task. And while it's their most popular role of all, making fellow Pokémon fight only binds them further.And that's why I study Pokémon. Now, that's quite enough about me... Won't you tell me some about yourself? Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?”
Very female.
“You're a girl, then?”
Extra sure.
“Well, I want to know your name, too! So... tell me your name!”
Wilhelmina!... Fine. Call me Willa.
“Willa, is it?”
Sure.
“Now then, allow me to introduce the friends who'll be with you on the way. This boy here is Cheren. He's a bit moody at times, but he's very frank about things. And this girl is Bianca. She tends to take things at her own pace, but she's a persistent one for sure.”
WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
“And now, I've given the three of you a present containing your precious, long-awaited Pokémon.”
Gah! Need to stop listening to music so loud. Hey ditz! Oh, I mean Bianca!
And Cheren. Hello.
“I've known you for ten years...”
...How old are we? Did you know her from birth?
Lets look around. A Wii, a TV that dad bought... Where is my dad?
I get to choose first? How nice. Hmmm...
Snivy, snivy, you so snide, you so snide you tan my hide!...
I was not a cheerleader at Unova high. Stupid 'ethical standards'.
Snivy! I just want to house train him, at pet him, dress him up and... Wait you want to battle?
Inside battling, bad. Subway? Perfectly fine!
Use Leer! You DARE insult Snivy by daring to strike it!? Tackle!
Yesss... So little, but so powerful... Yessssss...
Oh good arceus, it looks like a warzone in here! MY ROOM! At least I got your money..
What? Thanks Mom, for cleaning my warzone room!
Adventure rules? Never travel without a 10-foot pole?
Juniper? We know your name, and where your lab is. There are five houses in town, one is yours.
Nickname for my darling Snivy? Coatl!
Filling the Pokedex? Get ALL THE POKEMANS!
Yes, how do we actually catch them with these balls?
(Capture demonstration)
Well, that's one I don't have to worry about. Lets go!
Wild Lillipup appeared! ITSA PUPPY
TACKLED! Awww, Coatl...
Let's get some monsters! Patrat! Lillipup! Nicknames: Nutso and Hounddog.
Thanks for the potion! Item get, POTION! Willa bag F***.
Another Patrat! Leer!
(Leers back)
Uh-oh, we should not have messed with this one! Or not...
Pokecenter tour! Yay, healthcare is free!... Yes. I know what a computer is.
Buy some supplies... What going on in the plaza? Ghetsis? Who's this clown?
“I am Ghetsis... Ghetsis of Team Plasma. What I have to tell you all today concerns the liberation of Pokémon.” Pokemon Liberation Front!
“We humans have lived together with Pokémon. We require things from each other, and consider some partners... All would seem to think this is the case, in fact. Yet, is it really true? We humans all entertain only that same thought... Has there never been the consideration that it might not be? Trainers order Pokémon to do whatever they please... They work them hard under the guise of being partners... What if that were to be prevented by someone to clearly divide them? Don't you agree, everyone? Pokémon are creatures whose sheer potential is limited by humans. We are beings who feel they must study a great many things. But what should we humans do to be ambassador to the oppressed Pokémon? Correct! We must liberate the Pokémon!And once we do, humans and Pokémon will for the first time stand as equals. Everyone, please do consider what must be done to properly get along with Pokémon. And thus, I, Ghetsis, conclude my speech. Thank you for your attention.”
GO HOME, DIRTY HIPPIES!
Yes, we should let them go, and hunt and eat them! Back to nature!
… Hello, green-haired guy? What? My pokemon are very happy in that box! Its like a VR playground! I think...
Ah! Get away from me, hippie!
You want to talk to them?... Is me whacking your pets talking?
GIMMIE MONIES
Bye, weird hippie!
I explored inside some of the buildings.
“Your bag can hold anything!”
I have a Bag of Holding? Nice?
Whats on TV? Japanese tidbits? Huh, interesting. The American Weaboo population will not dwindle.
Thats it! Tune in till next time!
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