Aurora
???: That was amazing! Oh, by the way, I'm Oichi, but you can call me Oichi! Can I join your army? :D
Kaius: What? Hell no! That Jigglypuff is freaky!
Oichi: ...
Kaius: ...I see what you're trying to do. No, you are not going to Rowan Stare me into submission!
Oichi: ...
Kaius: Still not working.
Oichi: ...
Kaius: Nope.
Oichi: ...
Kaius:Not happening.
Oichi: ...
Kaius: ...
Oichi: ...
Kaius: ...
Oichi: ...
Kaius: ...
Oichi: ...
Kaius: ...Urgh, FINE!
Oichi: Yay! :D
Meanwhile, the crowd has been murmuring.
???: What? A Pokemon protagonist, talking!?
???: It has to be a Zoroark! A Ditto! The real protagonist's evil twin brother! Something other than this!
???: What kind of messed up world is this!?
Oichi: Anyway, there's this evil Nobunaga guy trying to take over the world, and you're supposed to stop him!
Jigglypuff: ONLY I AM ALLOWED WORLD DOMINATION!
Oichi: So let's go train over at that farm with the Bidoof and the Starly! They're not too much weaker than Nobunaga and Zekrom! :D
Kaius: ZEKROM!? HOW DID-
Oichi: Come on, let's go~
She drags him to the farm.
