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A Spelunker's Adventure Through Caves with Significantly Less Ghosts
1 - Time to Start
Ah, Spelunker, old chap! How are you doing? Your companions up here, the Certified United Labyrinth Investigators (C.U.L.I. for short, as you already know) are glad to hear of this exciting new venture of yours. Despite this horrible strain of the flu preventing any of us from accompanying you in this definitely dangerous quest, let it be known that we are completely supporting you...oh, and we promise to message your next of kin should we not hear from you again within another 19-day period.

Oh, you mentioned finding a dame, my good lad? Fancy that! I'm tempted to make a crass pun, but it would be disrespectful with a lady in the room. And you say you need a good name for her? Well, odds are this dame's going to be poppin' up like a rack of scones in the oven, so best to choose something a tad dignified. Now, if she appears to be of American stock, I would personally suggest 'Trixie'. But really, if I were in your shoes, I'd just tell her ev'ry name in the book 'till she found one she likes.

Again, it's wonderful to hear from you, Spelunker, and we wish you the best of luck on this excursion.
EndarkCuli
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Reecer6
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EponymousKid
2 - Trixie
Ah, Spelunker, we at CULI weren't expecting such wonderful news so soon! It seems that...well, minus the bit about her legs...your lady friend can certainly take a lickin' and keep on tickin'. Honestly, her getting hit with an arrow is nothing more than a side note? Pardon my tongue, good boy, but this dame sure sounds like a keeper! ...That didn't come off as too forward, did it? It's hard to tell with the modern rescue romance...

Oh, and the treasure! Why, you could buy one of those new-fangled, solar-hybrid-something automobiles with such an extravagant sum! Ah, but don't take your eyes off the prize, Spelunker; satisfying one's greed is but a bonus when it comes to the glory of exploration! We at CULI hope that you do not give up your quest, and to keep searching for the truth, no matter what it is, where it might lie, and why you're looking for it in the first place!
EndarkCuli
3 - Refresh
A pity about your accident, Spelunker. Be aware that the members of C.U.L.I. are thankful that your life was not lost in the mishap. As for apparrel opinions, while we encourage that all labrynthe investigators should have a distinct look of their own choosing, we can all agree that a cape would look downright smashing on you. Now, we admit that it is oddly expensive, and it might be better to save up your resources in case this Hor fellow set up multiple establishments. But perhaps you will be able to utilize it for more than fashionable purposes; it could save yourself from a long drop straight into an arrow trap, for example.

And with that, we bid you farewell for now. Remember not to lollygag and rely on us forever, of course; we wouldn't want another cave-in occurring while you're busy telecommunicating!
EndarkCuli
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