Line #34 Webcomic/GoodwillHeroes


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2	[[caption-width-right:218:He's some sort of ninja. A well-dressed ninja.]]
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4	-> ''"You're not gonna help us?"''
5	-> ''"Nah... warehouse doesn't have an access ramp."''
6	-> ''"Wow, that... is a huge oversight."''
7	-->-- '''The Armeniman''' and '''El Chupacabre'''
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9	''Goodwill Heroes'' was a webcomic that details the adventures and exploits of the Goodwill Heroes as they attempt to fight crime using a variety of non-standard methods. It updates every Monday and officially began in April '11. They are currently on the second chapter of the first book, ''Second-String Superheroes''.
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11	The always-increasing cast of characters includes, so far:
12	* '''Jazz Man''': a suspender-wearing, chops-sporting jazz musician who speaks entirely in scat.
13	* '''El Chupacabre''': a 70s porn magician.
14	* '''Well-Dressed Ninja''': a mute ninja with an eye for fashion.
15	* '''The Armeniman''': a wheelchair-bound Armenian with a cock shotgun.
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17	The comic vanished from the internet some time after January 2012 and no archive has been found.
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19	!!This comic provided examples of:
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21	* AntiRoleModel : The Armeniman isn't above shooting a man in the cock.
22	* AuthorAvatar : The Goodwill Heroes officially began when five friends went to a superhero-themed Halloween party. As such, almost all of the characters are based on either the authors themselves, or friends of the authors. You'd actually be hard-pressed to find a character ''not'' based on anyone in particular.
23	* TheBigDamnKiss : Parodied at the end of a page.
24	* TheBlindLeadingTheBlind : The Armeniman is the group's mentor, but he's just as bad at crimefighting as the main cast.
25	* BloodlessCarnage
26	* BondOneLiner : Chupe does this when throwing a medicine ball.
27	* BonusMaterial : Weldren updates his twitter just as often as the comic gets updated. His twitter account can be seen [[http://twitter.com/#!/theWeldren here]].
28	* ButtMonkey : El Chupacabre.
29	* CaperCrew : The Meanie Men.
30	* {{Cliffhanger}} : Practically every page in the first chapter ended in one of these.
31	* CunningLinguist : El Chupacabre to Jazz Man, as he is the only person capable of understanding Jazz Man's scatting.
32	* FanserviceExtra : The montage scene has a couple of characters that don't make any sense given the context of the scene.
33	* HeWhoMustNotBeHeard : Weldren is TheSpeechless and Jazz Man is TheUnintelligible.
34	* HotLibrarian : One of the characters is named the Sexy Librarian. Yeah.
35	* ImprobableWeaponUser : Weldren with his fashionably stretchy tie.
36	* LoserProtagonist : The entire GWH team.
37	* {{MacGuffin}} : No one knows exactly what the Meanie Men are stealing in the first chapter. Everyone just assumes the unicorn-marked boxes are drugs.
38	* {{Montage}} : A page.
39	* {{Narrator}} : The first chapter is hard to understand, so the authors added a narrator to complement some of the first few pages. Unfortunately, she gives up during Jazz Man's psychedelic jazz off against the Meanie Men.
40	* ThePornomancer : El Chupacabre is a 70s porn magician who fights with condoms, dildos, and, if the situation calls for it, his long, hard wood.
41	* WallOfText :
42	--> The Librarian uses one on a page.
43	--> The collection of trashy romance novels listed on a page.

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