Line #22 WebOriginal/TheDeathOfBasketball


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:''All is lost.'']]
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4	''The Death of Basketball'' is a short story written by Creator/JonBois about the UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation, based on events simulated in ''VideoGame/{{NBA 2K}}14''.
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6	The NBA has been around for over half a century, and it seems like it will continue for a long time. But how exactly will it end? What if the players of a sport known for its spectacle got progressively worse? What if the sport was robbed of its spirit thanks to the loss of talent?
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8	This is how the NBA people love was destroyed.
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10	The story can be read [[https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball here]], while two companion videos, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGc8_p61lsY THE DEATH OF BASKETBALL]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve7UWojOdWU THIS IS THE END]], were uploaded on [=YouTube=].
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12	In 2019, the idea was expanded in the first video of a new series called ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE Fumble Dimension]]'', this time done in ''NBA [=2K19=]'' and with the assistance of SB Nation's own Kofie Yeboah. This gave more of a story to the idea by creating an army of clones of one absolutely terrible man, Stupid Crap Face, slowly killing the game by infecting the league with him over and over and over again, and watching the games' good players valiantly fight to keep it relevant. The series later expanded to other sports, such as football, baseball, soccer, and golf.
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15	!!''The Death of Basketball'' contains examples of:
16	* AdaptationNameChange: Inverted; in real life, the Bobcats went back to their old name, the Hornets, after the 2014 season. In the simulation, because of restrictions within ''[=2K14=]'', they remain the Bobcats.
17	* AdaptationalBadass:
18	** The Nuggets, a team that didn't make the playoffs in 2014 in real life, won the championship over the Heat in the simulation.
19	** The Cavaliers, a team that with a dark history outside of the UsefulNotes/{{LeBron\|James}} years, makes the Finals six straight times, winning the last three. In contrast, the real life Cavs with [=LeBron=] "only" made it to four consecutive Finals, winning just one, then quickly collapsed when he left the team.
20	* AfterTheEnd: The Dark Era, after the retirement of the last normal players and Doomsday Players make up the entire league. It finally ends with the shuttering of the NBA in 2053 (which is when the game forcibly ends Association Mode).
21	* AudienceParticipation: The Doomsday Players are named after people who sent Bois poems about how they think the NBA will end.
22	* AwardSnub: [[invoked]] {{Discussed\|Trope}} when Manu Ginóbili is excluded from the Hall of Fame after his retirement. In real life, he entered the Hall at his first opportunity in 2022, with most analysts having considered him a shoo-in, but the ''2K'' games find his individual accomplishments too meager.[[labelnote:Background]]Actually, Manu's ''NBA'' accomplishments are somewhat marginal for the Hall, his championship rings notwithstanding. However, it's important to note that there's no such thing as the NBA Hall of Fame. It's the ''Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame'', whose scope covers basketball throughout the world. Manu was a shoo-in for the Hall once you include what he's done outside the NBA. He and fellow Hall of Famer Bill Bradley are the only players to have won a [=EuroLeague=] title, an Olympic gold medal, and an NBA title. In 2008, Ginóbili was also named by Euroleague Basketball, operator of the [=EuroLeague=], as one of the 50 greatest contributors to the growth of the [=EuroLeague=] in the 50 years since its predecessor, the FIBA Europe Champions Cup, began play.[[/labelnote]]
23	* ButtMonkey:
24	** The Knicks, who are known for being bad in real life, are the first team to give a Doomsday Player significant minutes and become even worse as a result.
25	--->Unsurprisingly, the Knicks fall like a rock, ending up with a 9-72 record. They are the league's worst in both points scored (88.7) and allowed (107.1) per game. The basketball gods like to laugh, but they're going for the easiest jokes.
26	** The Heat end up on the losing end of two ''very'' lopsided games and have a monumental collapse after starting 18-4 in the 2020-21 season.
27	* CrutchCharacter:
28	** Without [=LeBron=] James, the Heat don't make the playoffs in 2015. They avoid being an example of AdaptationalWimp, however, since the actual Heat did worse that season, garnering a 37-45 record to the sim Heat's 39-43.
29	** The Spurs are the first team to be eliminated from playoff contention after Kevin Durant leaves them, leaving them with nothing but Doomsday Players.
30	* CurbStompBattle: In a game during the '23-'24 season, the Heat lose to the Raptors by a score of 55-''126''.
31	* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything:
32	** At the '19-'20 season, the article surmises that the Doomsday Player phenomenon is rather similar to climate change: even while very much underway, it's subtle and only evident if one looks up the statistics of it. If one looks from game to game, they look pretty much like your usual basketball games, with points-per-season being pretty typical and individual players giving excellent performances. However, while the number of points overall is the same, the number of players that actually regularly score is going downhill fast, and all the top scorers are from before 2014. Additionally, wild swings occasionally happen that reveal just how quickly things are starting to collapse.
33	** One paragraph from the '22-'23 season posits that Doomsday Players can't find jobs like plumbing or medical work because the NBA is desperate to fill their rosters, so they forcibly sign people unfit to play the game, akin to conscription.
34	* DownerEnding:
35	** Despite playing in the NBA for 21 years, Nerlens Noel never gets a ring, losing Game 7 of the Finals in his last season.
36	** The Suns, Timberwolves, Kings[[note]]they won a chip as the Rochester Royals[[/note]], Raptors[[note]]in real life, they won their first championship in 2019[[/note]], and Clippers end up never winning a championship.
37	* EarnYourHappyEnding: Six teams won their first championship in the Doomsday Era: the Nuggets[[note]]which won the real 2023 Finals[[/note]], Cavaliers[[note]]who went on to win the Finals in real life in 2016[[/note]], Grizzlies, Hawks[[note]]in Atlanta, as they won a championship in St. Louis[[/note]], Pacers, and Bobcats. In the Dark Era, the Pelicans, Jazz, Magic, and Nets also won their first title[[note]]Not counting the Pacers' or Nets' ABA titles[[/note]].
38	* EpicFail: The Doomsday Players' purpose is to suck ''so'' bad at basketball it kills the sport, with some games having a score of 2 to 0.
39	* GreaterScopeVillain: Barack Obama is the one who forces the league to continue, in spite of its diminishing talent.
40	* JustBeforeTheEnd: The Doomsday Era, which lasts from the 2013-2014 season to the 2032-2033 season, is when Doomsday Players start getting drafted and the actual good players of the league start to grow old and retire.
41	* MadnessMantra: The words "All is lost" are repeated over and over again while being interspersed with [=GIFs=] showcasing the ineptitude of the Doomsday Players.
42	* NormalFishInATinyPond: Even on the verge of the retirement, the oldest normal players in the league are much, ''much'' better than the best Doomsday players.
43	-->''[Anthony Davis] is 40 years old, and his overall rating of 72 is a far cry from the 95 rating he enjoyed a decade ago. He remains a god among men.''
44	* PaddedSumoGameplay: By the Dark Era, offense has become so horrible that it takes ''twelve'' overtimes just for a single game to end. The final score was Nuggets 0, Magic 3.
45	* PresidentEvil: Barack Obama is still President long after his second term ended, with the implication that he abolished presidential terms so he could stay in power. "THE DEATH OF BASKETBALL" even calls him a tyrant.
46	* SuckSessor: The Doomsday Players, who are given the worst attributes possible and are simply worse than any normal NBA player.
47	* TakeThat:
48	** Bois takes the Hawks' first championship in Atlanta as most damning evidence of the Doomsday Era.
49	** The final moments of "THIS IS THE END" are panning shots of the arenas of teams who never won a championship; the last shot is for the Clippers... before moving up to the rafters, where the Lakers' banners are kept.[[note]]Several years after the story was published, the Clippers announced they would build their own arena in Inglewood—not far from where the Lakers used to play before the venue now known as Crypto.com Arena opened in downtown LA. The new Clippers arena is set to open for the 2024–25 season.[[/note]]
50	* TheBusCameBack:
51	** In an effort to avoid giving too many minutes to Doomsday players, several teams resort to digging up long-retired, mediocre journeymen like [[https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/e/engliki01.html Kim English]] and [[https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/p/pargoje01.html Jeremy Pargo]].
52	** Don Nelson, who in RealLife last coached in 2010, comes out of retirement in 2022 to lead the Spurs.
53	!!The ''Fumble Dimension'' video contains examples of:
54	* ArtificialBrilliance: The Fumble Dimension had several efforts to break the league stymied by the game creating new players, and then drafting the best players alphabetically.
55	** One of the problems was that Stupid Crap Face was a center, so all his clones were also centers. That caused the AI to create its own guards and small forwards, who had ratings in the 50s and 60s. This forces the simulation to go on for more in-game seasons because those players need to work their way out of the league before there can be a season made up entirely of 40 overall players in all positions.
56	** Initially, the AI tried to prevent teams from drafting the clones by giving them the ''same'' injury.
57	** Next, the AI gives playing time to G-League players and free agents in order to prevent the "40 overalls" from playing. Despite that, a clone makes the All-Rookie Team (even though he didn't play a game after suffering a spinal-cord injury). Later, a player who ''is playing out his European contract'' makes the All-Rookie team.
58	** Eventually, due to the 40 overall army being all center players, the game eventually began ''making its own creator characters''.
59	* DefiantToTheEnd: The game was basically ''determined'' to try and prevent to experiment from succeeding. Not only did Jon and Kofie burn through several consoles to even get it to ''work'', and not only did the game keep crashing, but when pressed against the wall with an oncoming influx of a 40 overall army, it began ''making new players itself'' to try and prolong the inevitable.
60	-->'''Jon:''' 2K had gone rogue, inventing its own players to draft instead of choosing our 5'4" creations. By the time we realized what it had done, the game-generated players were dominating the league, with nearly 200 of them seeing enough playing time to be PER eligible. Thankfully, Kofie managed to shut it down by tweaking the draft class to include ''all'' positions, not just centers, thereby taking away 2K's case for making up players of its own. But... our project was contaminated. The NBA was now full of young, decent players, and we had no choice but to wait for them to retire. This was not even ''close'' to done.
61	* DwindlingParty: How many normal NBA players are left are kept track.
62	* GameBreakingBug: A combination of Stupid Crap Face's presence and the already buggy ''[=2K19=]'' causes the game to crash frequently.
63	* HowTheMightyHaveFallen: ''Fumble Dimension'' follows how the Golden State Warriors, three-time NBA champions in five years, were affected by Stupid Crap Face. They have an ''0-82'' season in the 2030s.
64	* WhamLine: Just when it looks like things are about to snowball, what with a 40 overall joining the Warriors, Kofie makes an unfortunate discovery that spells a massive hurdle for their experiment.
65	-->'''Kofie''': Uh, meet Vin Glover. He just came and joined the Golden State Warriors and has a 56 overall. [[SpannerInTheWorks He also doesn't exist.]]
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67	->''The day will come\
68	when 'nothing but net'\
69	will be said by fishermen alone''

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