Line #85 WMG/GrandUnifyingGuessesJesus


1	[[WMG: The Following are the [[MessianicArchetype Christ]] or [[UsefulNotes/{{Gnosticism}} Sophia]]:]]
2	* That carpenter guy from ''WMG/TheBible''. Hey, bear with me now. (Incidentally this is why Jesus preaches love towards your fellow man: at some point in time he will '''be''' that man. He will be ''all'' of them. With the possible exception of Mickey Smith.
3	** (Possibly confirmed by WordOfGod, literally. Matthew 25:40 is all this editor will say on the subject.)
4	*** (But the books that state he's not Mickey have been suppressed by the Vatican)
5	*** He's definitely not Creator/UweBoll. Jesus could not be ''that'' big an asshole.
6	*** One of the fruits of the Holy Spirit is love. So loving the least of your brothers is basically expressing how large your faith in God is.
7	*** Then why is homosexuality not allowed?
8	*** [[TheFourLoves Wrong kind of love]]
9	* Mokona from ''Manga/MagicKnightRayearth'' ...oh wait...
10	* Sophia from ''Manga/{{Doraemon}}'' ... oh, wait...
11	* Aslan from ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia''....[[RuleOfThree oh crap,]] [[OverlyLongGag this is becoming a pattern]]...
12	** [[WordOfGod C.S. Lewis ]]''[[WordOfGod did]]'' [[WordOfGod say that ]] Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia [[WordOfGod were supposed to be an allegory for]] UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}}.
13	* The GodEmperor of Mankind from ''WMG/{{Warhammer40000}}''. ...[[CrystalDragonJesus oh fucking yeah]]...
14	** And Christianity is the [[CorruptChurch Imperium]] [[KnightTemplar of Man]].
15	** By extension, [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion he is also Shinji]].
16	* Everyone from ''WMG/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' but most especially Kaworu (He died for our sins!) and Lilith[=/=]Yui Ikari[=/=]Rei Ayanami, who was crucified by the Lilim to create the Evangelions, [[spoiler:died ''thrice'' to save Shinji]], and became the universal angel[=/=]companion for all of us through initiating Instrumentality / The Rapture with a heaping help of psychoanalytical therapy and [[CashCowFranchise merchandising]]. [[spoiler:Most especially for the suffering, persecuted, downtrodden, ridiculed, decaying, hidden, lowly Otaku.]]
17	** If Yui is Sophia, Gendo is the Demiurge. If Lilith is Sophia, Humanity is the Demiurge.
18	** [[Fanfic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40k Shinji, on the other hand, is the God-Emperor of Mankind]].
19	*** Shinji is [[MindScrew the Anti-Christ and Jesus simultaneously.]]
20	* Everyone in ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'' but most especially Kyon (TheChosenOne whose task is to take God's Judgement upon his shoulders to save us from Armageddon when God comes to Judge this boring world) and [[Manga/HaruhiChan Mikuru]] (MessianicArchetype. Mikuru was also crucified, humiliated, ridiculed and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking decorated with balloons]] for our sins).
21	** Kyon is the True God[=/=]Jesus, Yuki[=/=]The Data Overmind is Sophia while Haruhi is the [[GodIsEvil Demiurge]].
22	* Everyone in ''WMG/FinalFantasy'' but most especially Aerith (MessianicArchetype side, if she didn't die, then HOLY would not be cast and the Lifestream would not be able to save itself) and Sephiroth (the OT God aka "Jenova" and that one who gets to kick everyone's butts in the Apocalypse, or if you like, the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} God-Emperor of Mankind]].)
23	* In keeping with [[WMG/GrandUnifyingGuessesAvatarTheLastAirbender this page]]: [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender The Avatar]], who has been, and will be, ''all these people and more.''
24	* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]]. Why else is he "The One" in so many prophecies?
25	* [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Cortana]] is a GenderBender example.
26	* [[WMG/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]] [[MemeticMutation died for our sins.]]
27	* [[WMG/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]] died for our sins. [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_many_deaths_of_Optimus_Prime Repeatedly.]]
28	* Lelouch from ''WMG/CodeGeass''. He did literally took the world's hatred to him in the end.
29	** C.C. is Sophia, Suzaku is St. Peter and St. Paul while Ohgi is Judas Iscariot.
30	* [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka.]] Come on, taking the witchy despair and suffering of the world on herself and being erased from existence to give us hope on the Real Life ''Good Friday''?
31	** Homura is Sophia while [[TheDevil Kyubey]] is the Demiurge.
32	** Alternatively, thanks to multiple timelines, Madoka and Homura are two "human/flawed" parts of one Jesus. Initially in the original timeline Madoka is a full-blown messiah who suffers for [[FanNickname Homuhomu's]] sins. When Homuhomu wished for Time Lord powers to protect Madoka, in other timelines (like the series timeline) she suffers for Madoka's sins, making Madoka gain the power of multiple universes revolving around her. And in the end [[AbstractApotheosis Madokami]] suffers for everyone's sins.
33	* WesternAnimation/WallE. It also helps that the story is a Noah's Ark allegory.
34	* Neo from ''Franchise/TheMatrix''. "Whoa!"
35	* Comicbook/{{Superman}}, who is also Moses.
36	* Series/JoanOfArcadia
37	** And to an extent, the real life Joan of Arc.
38	* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Collin, the Anointed One]]
39	* Fei and Elly from ''VideoGame/{{Xenogears}}''
40	* UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill, and by extension King Arthur. After all, he did help save the world from ThoseWackyNazis, who were trying to ''destroy'' his religion.
41	* [[Series/BabylonFive Captain Sheridan]]
42	* [[Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell Dave Jones]]
43	* WMG/ConanTheBarbarian
44	* Annie from ''WMG/GunnerkriggCourt''
45	* [[WMG/DoctorWho The Tenth Doctor]]. Come on, reborn and saving the world on Christmas Day?
46	* [[WMG/PowerRangers Tommy Oliver]]
47	* [[WMG/DotHack Aura]]
48	* The ''[[Film/ThreeHundred 300 Spartans]]''. Yes, Really. [[PoesLaw Don't think this was a joke]], but they sacrificed their lives (and were betrayed) to save the future of the Western world.
49	** They sacrificed their lives to secure the future of Greece, which the modern Western world desperately wants to associate themselves with because [[JesusWasWayCool they rocked]].
50	* [[WMG/FlashGordon Flash Gordon]]. Oh, come on! ''Saviour of the universe''? ''He's for every one of us, stand for every one of us''? ''No-one but the pure of heart can climb the Golden Grail''? He even hangs out with a Jewish guy, what more do you want?
51	* [[Series/{{Wonderfalls}} Jaye Tyler]], if she isn't crazy.
52	* [[Radio/TheDeadGirl Annabelle Sykes]]
53	* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Rosalina]]
54	** And Mario himself.
55	* Kiba from ''Anime/WolfsRain'' - he and his "disciples" all died so that the world could be resurrected.
56	* [[WMG/MorkAndMindy Mork]]
57	* [[{{Series/Firefly}} River Tam]]. Hey, she was fixing Book's Bible ''for a reason.''
58	* [[VideoGame/{{Marathon}} Durandal]].
59	* Bertie Wooster. Jeeves is an angel sent to keep him on the right course.
60	* [[WMG/CommandAndConquer Kane]]. He died twice at the hands of GDI and rose again. After all, ''You Can't Kill The Messiah''.
61	* [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 Kara Thrace.]] Or possibly also Gaius Baltar. Or Laura Roslin. Or Chip!Six. Or D'Anna. Hey, being the messiah of two entirely different (except kind of ''not'') belief systems is a busy job -- wouldn't ''you'' try and delegate some of it if you could?
62	* Nathan Hale from ''Webcomic/TheDreamer''
63	* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'': Yes, really. She "can do anything". She saves the world on a regular basis, and when she isn't doing that, she's helping people offscreen, and remains largely humble. You'd nearly expect the series to end with her dying for our sins.
64	** No, Ron's the Jesus here. He was the one who killed the alienes at the end of the movie.
65	* By [[WMG/GrandUnifyingGuessesTheActorRule The Actor Rule]], anyone voiced by Scott [=MacNeil=].
66	* Hikari, from ''Anime/FutariWaPrettyCure Max Heart,'' by virtue of the Queen being God (see below).
67	** Wouldn't this also make Hikaru the Anti-christ?
68	* Franchise/SailorMoon: She's literally referred to as the messiah, she can bring herself back from the dead and purify evil, and she rules over her own version of heaven in the future.
69	** Sailor Saturn is the Sophia to Sailor Moon's Jesus. Sailor Galaxia is TheAntichrist.
70	* VideoGame/MegaManX. It dosen't help that he was given a HijackedByJesus makeover in the ''VideoGame/MegaManZero'' series.
71	* [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha Sankt Kaiser Olivie Sagebrecht]]. [[CloneJesus Vivio]] is an [[OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent ordinary elementary school student.]]
72	* [[Film/FightClub Tyler Durden]] is Christ, Marla Singer is Sophia and the Narrator is Judas Iscariot.
73	* Film/DonnieDarko is Christ with Jim Cunningham as the Anti-Christ.
74	* Franchise/{{BATMAN}} [[Webcomic/AnsemRetort DIED FOR YOUR SINS!]] Endorsed by Jesus himself!
75	* [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry Oyashiro-sama]]
76	* Some (if not all) versions of [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]].
77	** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Renado.]]
78	* Every MessianicArchetype. Hey, nothing said he can't come back more than twice!
79	* Anyone from [[MessianicArchetype This Trope]].
80	* Every WMG/TimeLord ever.
81	* [[EverybodyIsJesusInPurgatory You]]!
82	* [[EverybodyIsJesusInPurgatory Every character, real or fictional]].
83	** Except for [[MemeticMolester Uwe Boll]], who is TheAntichrist.
84	** And Wrestling/TheUndertaker
85	* [[Series/{{Supernatural}} Castiel]].

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